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The good news is there aren't many Verns in the world, and people from Quora, Reddit, and our own BuzzFeed Community have been sharing the jokes they say are the funniest they've ever heard. Since we all deserve a laugh (especially me who has to deal with Vern), I've rounded up some of the best! Check 'em out:​




1.​

A man in a suit stands in front of open doors, facing a large crowd with a massive fire in the background




"He quickly shuts the door to the first room and opens the door to the second room...where panicked people are being violently torn to shreds by a giant, raging gorilla. The guy quickly shuts that door, too."​


2.

A person in a suit stands in front of large open doors, looking at a giant roaring gorilla among fleeing people





"He then moves on to the third room where people sit in vats of shit up to their necks...but also drink coffee. Hmmmm, the guy thinks. Sitting in shit all day doesn't sound great, but it sure beats the eternal hellfire and raging gorilla! Plus, there's coffee! So, he tells the devil he'll take room number three. A supervisor comes over, helps him into his own vat, and hands him a cup of coffee."​


3.

Man with beard relaxing in a hot tub, holding a steaming cup of coffee. Fire burning in the background. No names provided


"Not bad! he thinks as he drinks the coffee. For hell, this is not bad at all!

Just then the supervisor blows a whistle and says, 'OK, everyone. Break's over. Back on your heads!'"




 
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