Please bring back the sweet Receptionist, so we can talk to a human being within 10secs.

[waitifcuk]

KLN

Familiar ?

Rusty music playing in the background

Press 1 for english .....
Your call is important to us .....
We are experiencing high volume,....
Please key in you Nric ....
Please key in your date of birth....
At the end of the call, you will be directed for a short survey....

KLN, gone are the days, you are greeted by a sweet Receptionist within 10 secs to connect your call.
And, at least someone has a job.

 

[zhihau]

nice to have the 1711 to check time?

 

[laksaboy]

nice to have the 1711 to check time?

I used to call 1711 for fun frequently. I enjoyed listening to the high/low tide timings and the constantly updated govt slogan e.g. 'Courtesy - it begins with me'.

 

[laksaboy]

KLN

Familiar ?

Rusty music playing in the background

Press 1 for english .....
Your call is important to us .....
We are experiencing high volume,....
Please key in you Nric ....
Please key in your date of birth....
At the end of the call, you will be directed for a short survey....

KLN, gone are the days, you are greeted by a sweet Receptionist within 10 secs to connect your call.
And, at least someone has a job.

I believe high volume is bullshit, those call centre monkeys are eating snake and letting you wait a bit longer before taking your call.

 

[Rogue Trader]

, gone are the days, you are greeted by a sweet Receptionist within 10 secs to connect your call.
And, at least someone has a job.

All these call operator jobs offshored to India liao

 

[Leckmichamarsch]

just spoke to a SH pax
he spoke ceca engrish. n when I oso spoke cecan engrish...he was shaken

 

[face the facts]

used to be all these fucking call centres, you cant understand a word they say,
pinoys sounded like crickets
ah neh sounds like speaking tamil all the time,

last 3 months, lucky i came across sinkees 2 times, at least can understand without repeating over n over, maybe the jobs are coming back to the locals or all cannot find jobs have to work in call centres

 

[Cottonmouth]

I believe high volume is bullshit, those call centre monkeys are eating snake and letting you wait a bit longer before taking your call.

There are 5 monkeys but 50 calls.

 

[face the facts]

There are 5 monkeys but 50 calls.

this monkey will take your call......haha

 

[Cottonmouth]

this monkey will take your call......haha

I usually tell this kind to provide subtitles or transfer the call to someone who speaks English. I don't speak Monkey.

 

[Scrooball (clone)]

Singtel is prob one of the worst. I've called their hotline before and they confuse you with numerous options, press '1' for this, '2' for this etc.... and u will never reach an option to speak to a staff. fucking cheebye!

 

[LordElrond]

I believe high volume is bullshit, those call centre monkeys are eating snake and letting you wait a bit longer before taking your call.

Or maybe there’s just 1 Pinoy manning the entire DBS helpline