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PEASANTPORE: Peasantpore reported 596 new cases of Wuhan Plague on Sunday (Apr 19), bringing the total number of infections in the small island to an embarrassing 6588.
Twenty-five were local peasants or PRs pretending to be local peasants, while the vast majority were cheaper foreign serfs residing in filthy overcrowded dormitories owned by pro-regime merchants, the discredited Ministry of Health (MOH) said in a press release downplaying the preliminary numbers.
More details of the cases, and further updates will be released after some spin later tonight, the ministry said.
The Ministry of Manpower announced on Saturday that all cheap foreign serfs in the construction sector would be placed on mandatory stay-home notices.
"Suzhou Loser Jos Teo has hinted if we do better lodgings from foreign serfs, that will lower profits for the fresh traders and pro-regime merchants who owned the dorms. PAP stresses profits above safety, we know about the overcrowding but is still cheaper to let the plague spread than do the right time to spruce up the lodgings," hinted MOM and BCA lackeys.
"You know, we know that the plague will hit the dorms but it can be managed with less profit impacts, we just have to manage the peasants who cry father, cry mother and wait for the moanings to die down."
Ruler Loong however wants you to believe that the circuit breaker is bringing down local cases in the broader community despite the surge in the dorms damaging his KPI.
"Those Jane Austen rebels who keep taking pot shots at me will soon be invited to a tea party where my Gestapo will sincerely enquire about their kin's personal safety." he added.
"I aleady give you peasants 600 peanuts to shut your trap but got peasants keep comparing us to Formosa and South Korea, be grateful, tremble and obey my Stay Home Edict.", Ruler Loong so proclaimed.
PEASANTPORE: Peasantpore reported 596 new cases of Wuhan Plague on Sunday (Apr 19), bringing the total number of infections in the small island to an embarrassing 6588.
Twenty-five were local peasants or PRs pretending to be local peasants, while the vast majority were cheaper foreign serfs residing in filthy overcrowded dormitories owned by pro-regime merchants, the discredited Ministry of Health (MOH) said in a press release downplaying the preliminary numbers.
More details of the cases, and further updates will be released after some spin later tonight, the ministry said.
The Ministry of Manpower announced on Saturday that all cheap foreign serfs in the construction sector would be placed on mandatory stay-home notices.
"Suzhou Loser Jos Teo has hinted if we do better lodgings from foreign serfs, that will lower profits for the fresh traders and pro-regime merchants who owned the dorms. PAP stresses profits above safety, we know about the overcrowding but is still cheaper to let the plague spread than do the right time to spruce up the lodgings," hinted MOM and BCA lackeys.
"You know, we know that the plague will hit the dorms but it can be managed with less profit impacts, we just have to manage the peasants who cry father, cry mother and wait for the moanings to die down."
Ruler Loong however wants you to believe that the circuit breaker is bringing down local cases in the broader community despite the surge in the dorms damaging his KPI.
"Those Jane Austen rebels who keep taking pot shots at me will soon be invited to a tea party where my Gestapo will sincerely enquire about their kin's personal safety." he added.
"I aleady give you peasants 600 peanuts to shut your trap but got peasants keep comparing us to Formosa and South Korea, be grateful, tremble and obey my Stay Home Edict.", Ruler Loong so proclaimed.
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