The wise used to say that an ‘idle mind is a devil’s workshop’. Indeed well paid Perm Sec Tan knows that well.
Perm Sec Tan is an overseas military scholar who by an unfortunate twist of events was sent to a ‘jiat liao bee’ agency to pass time. Despite his diminished utility, the regime thinks highly of his educational credentials and deems it fit to pay him 400k to idle and make sure limping Mat does not poison the water supply.
Perm Sec Tan is fully aware of his ‘lobo’ status. So he, like many well-to-do idlers decides to spend some money to make himself useful to the real economy. He wanted to be a cook, darn it, they refused to let him touch the ladle during his military stinct, hmmh….
Off he goes to France where they joyfully take his $45k and sign him up as a part time kitchen help. This is what is wrong with the world since day one, suppose you have the cash and spare time, the most siah lan people must give you face.
Perm Sec Tan is a good example. He moonlights as kitchen help tourist and while the French knows that he is an idiot, they nevertheless respect his cash.
Suppose when his food is toxic to rival MiniBonds or kill cockroaches, his French sponsors will sing praises of his 'culinary' skills.
Inevitably that caused a few ‘envious’ peasants to leak the story to the press and the resulting tempestuous maelstrom was highly expected and anticipated by all peasants.
Netizens gleefully took the chance to deride part time kitchen help Tan aka Water Resources Perm Sec. It was a rare moment to take pot shots at the Establishment and Regime citing all kinds of evils e.g. high pay, insensitivity during recession, arrogance.
Civil Service Lackey Ho Ho Ho had the dirty job of telling Mouthpiece that he gave Kitchen Help Tan a good salad dressing. Ho Ho Ho was quick to point out that Kitchen Help Tan has done no wrong; maybe he ought to keep his moonlighting as a state secret.
Minion Teo was more circumspect, he merely says Kitchen Help Tan should be more discreet because peasants will use him as fall guy to hammer the regime for the lavish stipends given to well educated but useless lackeys.
Perhaps to get the point across to peasants in a direct manner, Lackey Chong decides to hit it where it matters most, tell the truth.
During a bo liao parliamentary session, he defended Lackey Tan and labels disgruntled peasants as ‘envious less mortals’. When Lackey Chong realised Clown Prince is not laughing or looking at his direction, he sheepishly walks back and wished he could hide in the abyss.
Perm Sec Tan is an overseas military scholar who by an unfortunate twist of events was sent to a ‘jiat liao bee’ agency to pass time. Despite his diminished utility, the regime thinks highly of his educational credentials and deems it fit to pay him 400k to idle and make sure limping Mat does not poison the water supply.
Perm Sec Tan is fully aware of his ‘lobo’ status. So he, like many well-to-do idlers decides to spend some money to make himself useful to the real economy. He wanted to be a cook, darn it, they refused to let him touch the ladle during his military stinct, hmmh….
Off he goes to France where they joyfully take his $45k and sign him up as a part time kitchen help. This is what is wrong with the world since day one, suppose you have the cash and spare time, the most siah lan people must give you face.
Perm Sec Tan is a good example. He moonlights as kitchen help tourist and while the French knows that he is an idiot, they nevertheless respect his cash.
Suppose when his food is toxic to rival MiniBonds or kill cockroaches, his French sponsors will sing praises of his 'culinary' skills.
Inevitably that caused a few ‘envious’ peasants to leak the story to the press and the resulting tempestuous maelstrom was highly expected and anticipated by all peasants.
Netizens gleefully took the chance to deride part time kitchen help Tan aka Water Resources Perm Sec. It was a rare moment to take pot shots at the Establishment and Regime citing all kinds of evils e.g. high pay, insensitivity during recession, arrogance.
Civil Service Lackey Ho Ho Ho had the dirty job of telling Mouthpiece that he gave Kitchen Help Tan a good salad dressing. Ho Ho Ho was quick to point out that Kitchen Help Tan has done no wrong; maybe he ought to keep his moonlighting as a state secret.
Minion Teo was more circumspect, he merely says Kitchen Help Tan should be more discreet because peasants will use him as fall guy to hammer the regime for the lavish stipends given to well educated but useless lackeys.
Perhaps to get the point across to peasants in a direct manner, Lackey Chong decides to hit it where it matters most, tell the truth.
During a bo liao parliamentary session, he defended Lackey Tan and labels disgruntled peasants as ‘envious less mortals’. When Lackey Chong realised Clown Prince is not laughing or looking at his direction, he sheepishly walks back and wished he could hide in the abyss.
