GY: Mr Speaker Sir, I propose to build 2 casinos in Singapore.
LBH: Why, you don't the word 'DIE' huh? LKY said over his dead body and you no scare?
GY: Why scare, he not die yet, so no dead body what.
LBH: Why casino?
GY: This is the fastest way to raise the GDP.
LBH: So what? The money don't go to you or me. They go to UIC and Teh Tarik.
GY: You stupid fool. LKY already fcked Low Thia Kiang over our pay increase.
And he said our salary will be pegged to the GDP.
Also can increase GST to make it faster and once in a while control the COE not forgetting we can also slot in few more ERP gantries.
Speaker: Hey hey don't talk cock let's debate.
GY:Mr Speaker Sir, I know Boon Heng is concerned over the workers because he must wayang to show them he is really fighting for their employments. I create 25,000 jobs for him ok?
MOM Minister: No no no...unless 70 percent goes to FTs because I kenna pressured from election dept. to increase more new citizens to vote for us.
Speaker: That sounds good and reasonable. Boon Heng what say you?
LBH: Mr Speaker Sir, it ok for me because it helps me to deliver what I promised but...err....Mr. speaker Sir...
Speaker: WHIP! debate over. Double confirmed what has been debated and let's move on.
Few months later before election
LBH appears on TV: Ladies and gentlemen, FTs and Singies, I am sorry hee..hee about the social problems created by the casinos. I was against it but GY gave me 25,000 jobs and I agreed. Also I am sorry I didn't tell you I gave 70% of the employment to the FTs. Sorry..sop..sop.. now I resign from politics.
Few days later GY during an interview Bahoo: Everybody please understand me. I need to raise the GDP fast so I can get my pay increase before election. This is to settle my son's hospital bills in USA. You know, the fcking fees there are so bloody expensive comparing to the more affordable mean testing schemes in Singapore.There is also no upgrading programme in US and I have to renovate someone else house. My in laws, my wife and my 3 other children are also in US and I don't get to see them because of my duties in Singapore.
So you see, I am doing all these for you people, paying high rentals, high hospital bills, own renovations and other expenses for my whole family in USA.
Now can you find an oppostion candidate doing all these for you?
So think carefully and calmy before you vote ok?
LBH: Why, you don't the word 'DIE' huh? LKY said over his dead body and you no scare?
GY: Why scare, he not die yet, so no dead body what.
LBH: Why casino?
GY: This is the fastest way to raise the GDP.
LBH: So what? The money don't go to you or me. They go to UIC and Teh Tarik.
GY: You stupid fool. LKY already fcked Low Thia Kiang over our pay increase.
And he said our salary will be pegged to the GDP.
Also can increase GST to make it faster and once in a while control the COE not forgetting we can also slot in few more ERP gantries.
Speaker: Hey hey don't talk cock let's debate.
GY:Mr Speaker Sir, I know Boon Heng is concerned over the workers because he must wayang to show them he is really fighting for their employments. I create 25,000 jobs for him ok?
MOM Minister: No no no...unless 70 percent goes to FTs because I kenna pressured from election dept. to increase more new citizens to vote for us.
Speaker: That sounds good and reasonable. Boon Heng what say you?
LBH: Mr Speaker Sir, it ok for me because it helps me to deliver what I promised but...err....Mr. speaker Sir...
Speaker: WHIP! debate over. Double confirmed what has been debated and let's move on.
Few months later before election
LBH appears on TV: Ladies and gentlemen, FTs and Singies, I am sorry hee..hee about the social problems created by the casinos. I was against it but GY gave me 25,000 jobs and I agreed. Also I am sorry I didn't tell you I gave 70% of the employment to the FTs. Sorry..sop..sop.. now I resign from politics.
Few days later GY during an interview Bahoo: Everybody please understand me. I need to raise the GDP fast so I can get my pay increase before election. This is to settle my son's hospital bills in USA. You know, the fcking fees there are so bloody expensive comparing to the more affordable mean testing schemes in Singapore.There is also no upgrading programme in US and I have to renovate someone else house. My in laws, my wife and my 3 other children are also in US and I don't get to see them because of my duties in Singapore.
So you see, I am doing all these for you people, paying high rentals, high hospital bills, own renovations and other expenses for my whole family in USA.
Now can you find an oppostion candidate doing all these for you?
So think carefully and calmy before you vote ok?
