Pang sai liao Loh. All banks bankrupted.

[imperialarms]

In the last 7 days Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly up and Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches.

Yesterday, it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song, while today shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they nose-dived.

While Samurai Bank is soldiering on following sharp cutbacks, Ninja Bank is reported to have taken a hit, but they remain in the black.

Furthermore, 500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop and analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank where it is feared that staff may get a raw deal.

 

[hunter]

How come so funny names, satay bank, Otak Bank, Laksa Bank, LoMaiKai Bank, Wanton Bank, leh :p

 

[eeoror88]

Sperm Bank also bankrupt ??

 

[madmansg]

I borrow lots of money to play the stock market , so my only hope left is for the banks to go bankrupt to release me.

 

[DIVISION1]

I borrow lots of money to play the stock market , so my only hope left is for the banks to go bankrupt to release me.

I am sorry, you have to be responsible for your actions. You will not see a Lehman Brothers minibond bailout in your case.

 

[eatshitndie]

In the last 7 days Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly up and Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches.

Yesterday, it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song, while today shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they nose-dived.

While Samurai Bank is soldiering on following sharp cutbacks, Ninja Bank is reported to have taken a hit, but they remain in the black.

Furthermore, 500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop and analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank where it is feared that staff may get a raw deal.

finally, the very exclusive and private geisha bank succumbs and begins excepting all public (and pubic) deposits.

 

[Addadude]

Sperm Bank also bankrupt ??

Yeah. So many guys seem keen on withdrawals before making deposits.