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PEASANTPORT: Squeezing more rent from low-wage peasants will be among the priority issues raised in Imperial Court, pledged several lackeys aiming to join new cohort of Nominated But Not Erected Peasants' Representatives (NMPs).
The Office of the Lackey of Imperial Court announced the names of the nine new NMPs on Thursday (Jan 14). All nine are first-time NMPs, including pro-regime sex union representative Abdul Wahabbist, former national sex pool swimmer Mark Ah Chay and sex conservation Educated Ape Professor Koh Ah Pin.
Leader of the Imperial Court Indraneh Half-Prata said that the selected entrants had distinguished themselves by pledging loyalty to House of Lee and will offer their considerable sex skills in respective positions to help the regime, adding that she hopes their specialised sex knowledge would add some excitement "to the dour prudish and scripted procedural debates in Imperial Court".
National Sex Union Congress (NTUC) vice-sex president Abdul Wahabbist told CNA that as a peasant himself, he hopes to exhort lowly peasants to toil harder so that foreign merchants can make more money at their expense.
Lackey Samad, who is also Sex Secretary of the Union of Power and Gas Serfs, added that he opposes a minimal wages model for lowly paid serfs.
According to Lackey Samad, more lowly paid peasants must understand that PAP is studying Jack Ma's 996 policy for their benefit, adding that he will encourage the regime to reduce welfare benefits for poor peasant families, suggest more punitive taxes for single mother families and packing more deviant youths to Changi Forced Labour Camps to maximise their labour inputs.
In a statement, NTUC noted that Lackey Samad will also focus on raising key topics, such as reducing the Peasantpore core within the workforce, as well as forcing middle-income sandwiched peasants to accept less stipends as they age. He hinted they should limit their desires to cope with the cost of living and die earlier so that they can donate their annuities to help Ruler Loong plug holes in the budget.
Echoing similar sentiments, Chief Sex Executive of security firm TwinRock Global Raj Doubting Thomas said he do not understand why lowly paid peasants are turning to Labour's Minimal Wage Policy.
“I told my serfs that they are lucky I hire them when they are old and useless and they better study Jack Ma's 996 and stop 'cry father and cry mother' and agitate for more stipends,” said Doubting Thomas, who is also president of Sex Security Association Peasantpore.
The lawyer also added that more local peasants will be forced to take up any low paying job once Ruler Loong adopts the 'Hong Kong Dog Eat Dog Model For Social Welfare'.
One issue that economist Professor Hoon Ah Teck hopes to talk about is that of unemployment insurance.
Professor Hoon, who is dean of the Peasantpore Sex Management University’s School of Sex Economics, said SDP Chee and many Jane Austen rebels were unable to capitalize on unemployment insurance as many lowly educated peasants 'catch no ball' after years of PAP dumbing them down.
“Many peasants did not realise that LKY's Rent Economy has reached it limits after 2008 and PAP are running out of ideas to keep the economy humming. The PAP regime is unable to create more high quality jobs for peasants and failed miserably in the economy transformation initiatives as Heng $wee $wee could not see anything beyond Rent Economy 3.0! Many Jane Austen rebels fight for minimal wage, progressive leftist unemployment insurance and won big during the 2020 Procedural Erections and Ruler Loong isn't too happy about it.,” he said, describing such unemployment benefits as "an issue worth debating to 'wayang', to keep up appearances to peasants that PAP cares for them but eventually they will demonise minimal wages and their supporters".
SUSTAINABILITY, YOUTHS AND SMES
Other NMPs highlighted issues such as sustainability, youths, sports, support for local small- and medium-enterprises and maintaining the public's trust in the criminal justice system after a lowly Parti exposed the sham and rot within the judicial system.
Guocoland group managing sex director Cheng Ah Yao said his priority would be to “gather feedback and give the names of those who criticise Ruler Loong to the Gestapo”.
On being appointed, he said: “I actually want to join the Chinese Communist Party and get a legislative seat in Hong Kong but I think it is safer to suck up to PAP in Peasantpore. After PAP cock up during the Wuhan Plague, PAP needs to pull together else Labour is gonna to walk over them in another decade.”
Sex Conservation scientist Professor Koh Ah Pin said he wants to foster peasants to “have sex in nature parks to up the birth rates".
“Suzhou Loser Jos Teo got it all wrong, small space, no good for sex, I think its better that peasants have kinky sex in nature parks, its more effective,” he said.
Championing for the youths to pledge loyalty to House of Lee will be a priority for Khoo Ah Puat Hospital orthodontic registrar Dr Shahira, as she cited her work with the Mendaki Sex Club, the Peasantpore Youth Sex Action Plan and the National Youth Sex Council as examples.
“Peasant youths read lots of Jane Austen materials on the Internet, they understand that PAP and LKY fooled their parents and grandparents into a debt laden rat race. Sadly the PAP today is out of touch and Labour hit them hard where it matters in the 2020 Procedural Erections.
“I have been trash talking to peasant youths, using my Neh Neh serpent forked tongue, calling Jamus a smooth liar, Pitam a snake oil salesman, I hope PAP can give me more resources so that I can spread more lies and falsehoods and confuse them further before they turned against the PAP and go Labour in a decade.,” she said, adding that she wants to see more division and chasm in the community aka 'Brits' Divide and Conquer'.
Monopolist SISTIC Fat Cat Janet Ang, who is on the Sex Council for Board Divide and Conquer, said that she was “surprised” to be appointed as an NMP, adding that she felt a “happy with an extra income stream despite acting as a Flower Pot for much of her earlier lifespan thanks to her rich parents”.
The deputy sex chair of the Peasantpore Sex Federation Foundation hopes to become a House of Lee Mouthpiece to small- and medium- enterprises and the business community at large. She added that she would like to help them explore how they can use Jack Ma's 996 idea in their sweatshops through the economic crisis caused by the Wuhan Plague and support them in their transformation efforts.
Apart from low-wage workers, Doubting Thomas added that it is “essential” to exhort Peasants to believe in the criminal justice system after Parti's Theorem proved that poor peasants who cannot afford the legal fees do not have broad access to legal representation after forced fed curry rice by inept judges and devious persecutors.
Global E-Sex Federation secretariat director Mark Chay, who was previously a national sex pool swimmer, said that he feels “high” to be appointed and given another income stream.
“This extra income stream idea is fantastic, they just told me if I suck up to PAP and say good things about them in Imperial Court, gang up and balk Labour, they pay me a handsome stipend each full moon, I thought its a scam but holy farks, it works!,” he said, adding that his key priority as NMP would be to use sex sports to encourage more peasants to kowtow to Ruler Loong's portrait 5 times daily despite Wuhan Plague running amok.
The selected nine will take their oath to be loyal to House of Lee at the next sitting of Imperial Court in February before giving thanks to their respective deities for the sudden windfall.
PEASANTPORT: Squeezing more rent from low-wage peasants will be among the priority issues raised in Imperial Court, pledged several lackeys aiming to join new cohort of Nominated But Not Erected Peasants' Representatives (NMPs).
The Office of the Lackey of Imperial Court announced the names of the nine new NMPs on Thursday (Jan 14). All nine are first-time NMPs, including pro-regime sex union representative Abdul Wahabbist, former national sex pool swimmer Mark Ah Chay and sex conservation Educated Ape Professor Koh Ah Pin.
Leader of the Imperial Court Indraneh Half-Prata said that the selected entrants had distinguished themselves by pledging loyalty to House of Lee and will offer their considerable sex skills in respective positions to help the regime, adding that she hopes their specialised sex knowledge would add some excitement "to the dour prudish and scripted procedural debates in Imperial Court".
National Sex Union Congress (NTUC) vice-sex president Abdul Wahabbist told CNA that as a peasant himself, he hopes to exhort lowly peasants to toil harder so that foreign merchants can make more money at their expense.
Lackey Samad, who is also Sex Secretary of the Union of Power and Gas Serfs, added that he opposes a minimal wages model for lowly paid serfs.
According to Lackey Samad, more lowly paid peasants must understand that PAP is studying Jack Ma's 996 policy for their benefit, adding that he will encourage the regime to reduce welfare benefits for poor peasant families, suggest more punitive taxes for single mother families and packing more deviant youths to Changi Forced Labour Camps to maximise their labour inputs.
In a statement, NTUC noted that Lackey Samad will also focus on raising key topics, such as reducing the Peasantpore core within the workforce, as well as forcing middle-income sandwiched peasants to accept less stipends as they age. He hinted they should limit their desires to cope with the cost of living and die earlier so that they can donate their annuities to help Ruler Loong plug holes in the budget.
Echoing similar sentiments, Chief Sex Executive of security firm TwinRock Global Raj Doubting Thomas said he do not understand why lowly paid peasants are turning to Labour's Minimal Wage Policy.
“I told my serfs that they are lucky I hire them when they are old and useless and they better study Jack Ma's 996 and stop 'cry father and cry mother' and agitate for more stipends,” said Doubting Thomas, who is also president of Sex Security Association Peasantpore.
The lawyer also added that more local peasants will be forced to take up any low paying job once Ruler Loong adopts the 'Hong Kong Dog Eat Dog Model For Social Welfare'.
One issue that economist Professor Hoon Ah Teck hopes to talk about is that of unemployment insurance.
Professor Hoon, who is dean of the Peasantpore Sex Management University’s School of Sex Economics, said SDP Chee and many Jane Austen rebels were unable to capitalize on unemployment insurance as many lowly educated peasants 'catch no ball' after years of PAP dumbing them down.
“Many peasants did not realise that LKY's Rent Economy has reached it limits after 2008 and PAP are running out of ideas to keep the economy humming. The PAP regime is unable to create more high quality jobs for peasants and failed miserably in the economy transformation initiatives as Heng $wee $wee could not see anything beyond Rent Economy 3.0! Many Jane Austen rebels fight for minimal wage, progressive leftist unemployment insurance and won big during the 2020 Procedural Erections and Ruler Loong isn't too happy about it.,” he said, describing such unemployment benefits as "an issue worth debating to 'wayang', to keep up appearances to peasants that PAP cares for them but eventually they will demonise minimal wages and their supporters".
SUSTAINABILITY, YOUTHS AND SMES
Other NMPs highlighted issues such as sustainability, youths, sports, support for local small- and medium-enterprises and maintaining the public's trust in the criminal justice system after a lowly Parti exposed the sham and rot within the judicial system.
Guocoland group managing sex director Cheng Ah Yao said his priority would be to “gather feedback and give the names of those who criticise Ruler Loong to the Gestapo”.
On being appointed, he said: “I actually want to join the Chinese Communist Party and get a legislative seat in Hong Kong but I think it is safer to suck up to PAP in Peasantpore. After PAP cock up during the Wuhan Plague, PAP needs to pull together else Labour is gonna to walk over them in another decade.”
Sex Conservation scientist Professor Koh Ah Pin said he wants to foster peasants to “have sex in nature parks to up the birth rates".
“Suzhou Loser Jos Teo got it all wrong, small space, no good for sex, I think its better that peasants have kinky sex in nature parks, its more effective,” he said.
Championing for the youths to pledge loyalty to House of Lee will be a priority for Khoo Ah Puat Hospital orthodontic registrar Dr Shahira, as she cited her work with the Mendaki Sex Club, the Peasantpore Youth Sex Action Plan and the National Youth Sex Council as examples.
“Peasant youths read lots of Jane Austen materials on the Internet, they understand that PAP and LKY fooled their parents and grandparents into a debt laden rat race. Sadly the PAP today is out of touch and Labour hit them hard where it matters in the 2020 Procedural Erections.
“I have been trash talking to peasant youths, using my Neh Neh serpent forked tongue, calling Jamus a smooth liar, Pitam a snake oil salesman, I hope PAP can give me more resources so that I can spread more lies and falsehoods and confuse them further before they turned against the PAP and go Labour in a decade.,” she said, adding that she wants to see more division and chasm in the community aka 'Brits' Divide and Conquer'.
Monopolist SISTIC Fat Cat Janet Ang, who is on the Sex Council for Board Divide and Conquer, said that she was “surprised” to be appointed as an NMP, adding that she felt a “happy with an extra income stream despite acting as a Flower Pot for much of her earlier lifespan thanks to her rich parents”.
The deputy sex chair of the Peasantpore Sex Federation Foundation hopes to become a House of Lee Mouthpiece to small- and medium- enterprises and the business community at large. She added that she would like to help them explore how they can use Jack Ma's 996 idea in their sweatshops through the economic crisis caused by the Wuhan Plague and support them in their transformation efforts.
Apart from low-wage workers, Doubting Thomas added that it is “essential” to exhort Peasants to believe in the criminal justice system after Parti's Theorem proved that poor peasants who cannot afford the legal fees do not have broad access to legal representation after forced fed curry rice by inept judges and devious persecutors.
Global E-Sex Federation secretariat director Mark Chay, who was previously a national sex pool swimmer, said that he feels “high” to be appointed and given another income stream.
“This extra income stream idea is fantastic, they just told me if I suck up to PAP and say good things about them in Imperial Court, gang up and balk Labour, they pay me a handsome stipend each full moon, I thought its a scam but holy farks, it works!,” he said, adding that his key priority as NMP would be to use sex sports to encourage more peasants to kowtow to Ruler Loong's portrait 5 times daily despite Wuhan Plague running amok.
The selected nine will take their oath to be loyal to House of Lee at the next sitting of Imperial Court in February before giving thanks to their respective deities for the sudden windfall.
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