To all heartland peasants,
I am sure by now all your lazy retarded peasants have gotten your Growth Dividend letter, with handouts ranging from $600 to $800. I am only entitled to $100 which is alright cause it feels like a nickel to me though it is a small fortune to you goons.
The Growth Dividend is the result of Singapore having the highest economic growth of all the developed countries, all due to our first class government, widely considered to be the best and most corrupt free in the world.
Hence, I have to warn you uncultured peasant folk to behave appropriately during the coming election, that is to vote no more than 2 Opposition members into the Parliament. If you should misbehave and vote in more than 2 Oppo members, investors will flee and our economy will sure be in recession for the next 4 years and that will be the end of your free Growth Dividends.
As you look forward to spending your Growth Dividends in your typical uncultured peasant pursuits, namely patronising PRC chickens, going to Batam to bonk Indon whores, buying 4D/Toto, gambling at the casinos, playing guitar at the void deck, buying soccer jerseys, drinking beer all day etc. you better remember which side of you bread is buttered. We know who you are!
I am sure by now all your lazy retarded peasants have gotten your Growth Dividend letter, with handouts ranging from $600 to $800. I am only entitled to $100 which is alright cause it feels like a nickel to me though it is a small fortune to you goons.
The Growth Dividend is the result of Singapore having the highest economic growth of all the developed countries, all due to our first class government, widely considered to be the best and most corrupt free in the world.
Hence, I have to warn you uncultured peasant folk to behave appropriately during the coming election, that is to vote no more than 2 Opposition members into the Parliament. If you should misbehave and vote in more than 2 Oppo members, investors will flee and our economy will sure be in recession for the next 4 years and that will be the end of your free Growth Dividends.
As you look forward to spending your Growth Dividends in your typical uncultured peasant pursuits, namely patronising PRC chickens, going to Batam to bonk Indon whores, buying 4D/Toto, gambling at the casinos, playing guitar at the void deck, buying soccer jerseys, drinking beer all day etc. you better remember which side of you bread is buttered. We know who you are!