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While waiting for the 2011 emirates melbourne cup to start at flemington racecourse,here is some mudland news to amuse you.

Sensual massages by two sisters.
2 sisters are making a living by offering 'sensual massages' to rich,married men through online social network,reported metro ahad.
the siblings,lisa,27 and anis,25 said they would tell the men how hard it was to take care of their children after their husband left them
they would offer sensual massage packages with different price to suit the men needs
according to a client known as adam,they were good at making up sad stories to attract men and are force to become masseuses
to take care of their children
they charge rm$50 for a normal massage,rm$88 a sensual massage,add another rm$100 or name your price for a excusive
body to body massage.
the sisters liked their job as the working hours is flexible and easy to check on their children.:D

adulterous couple caught in the act..sinar harian reported..
A joint operation by the police and besut district religious office in a crime prevention raid at a cyber cafe
found a 9yr old boy alone at the cafe playing games..the mother a 37yr old had left him at the cyber cafe so she could be with her
39yr old boyfriend in a hotel...on questioning the boy,the police and religous officcers raid the hotel and and the couple was busted
both were be charge in a district court for khawalt and is out on bail.:o

brawling drunken sisters leave one dead..the star.
A drunken brawl between 2 sisters here ended up one dead
the sisters 41 and 44 had been drinking heavily in the house late sat night before getting into a heated argument
the argument turn physical when the sisters started trading blows
selangor ocpd supt affandi yahya says details on whats happened are unclear but we know the younger sister
was found dead at 7am,her face badly bruised and swollen
the other sister had scratch mark on her hand and face was arrested.:confused:
 
Time to dispel bumiputra myth..a perplexed bumiputra letter to the star..

I'm perplexed as to the level of anger and statements in the media by various parties and other races.
to my mind whats the big deal?why shouldn't we bumiputra be judged on our merits? surely we can't expect
to be spoon fed by goverment aid forever..it is time for us bumis to prove that we're as good as anyone else,it is time to dispel
the myth that the only way bumiputras can suceed is with help and handouts from the various gov agencies and sector
today the nation and the bumiputra participation have evolved economically..
we don't need the gov help and keep relying on handout to help us.
we can stand on our own two feet..it's as simple as that.
why shouln't we be judged by our merits?why are some so adamant that we shouldn't be judged on our merits?
we have all worked hard for what we have,we have proven ourselve time and time again
so its time once and for all to dispel the myth of bumiputras being sucessful only because we have government help.:rolleyes:
 
An idiot letter in a doom relationship to dear thelma(msia agony aunt)

I'm mutual friends with A and B.
I was intro to A 3yrs ago at B wedding..6mths later A confessed her fondness for me..
as i had already had a girlfriend..i rejected her..but A kept pursuing me..
early this year,after getting to know each other better,we got together as a couple
the first few mths was exciting and fun until one day i asked A about her past relationship..
she told me the lastest one just ended 2mths and said it is still painful and she wasn't ready to reaveal the details
i brought up the topic again last mth saying her reluctance to tell me gratly dimisnished my trust in her
and i needed to know where i stood with her.
A then reveal her last relationship was with a married man..
after some pestering she divulged that it was my good friend B.
i was shocked as B was married when the affair started..she claimed they were drunk and one thing led to another
after a night together..A said she started the relationship because i constanly rejected her and B was there for her giving her emotional support..she stop the affair after felt guilty..
recently i came across A intimate sms to B when i questioned her she asked why i had to bring back painful memories for her
on several occasions while,i noticed A and B talking,laughing and teasing each other
I'm confused should i be jealous or in a rage under such circumstances?
recently B brought his wife and their newborn to our place for dinner
both A and B could face the wife without a single hint of what they had done
i'm scared of their ability to act normal after their stealthy affair
I'm emotionally and psychologically affected by this relationship..
should i have faith in her and forget the past
where do i stand thelma?

An equally idiotic reply from thelma..
dear joe11
it was wrong for A and b to have an affair
you are now an involved party and you need to sort out your relationship with A
if you love her you need to forgive her however A should move away from B's life
talk to A and set the parameters..friends should not sleep with each other because there is a wife and a baby who are the
victim of betrayal.
however you're A's boyfriend and you need to allow the past to rest if A truly loves you and wants a life with you..:eek:

Thelma should have just ask this idiot to dump the bitch and move on.:D
 
ecclesiastes the teacher said:
An idiot letter in a doom relationship to dear thelma(msia agony aunt)

I'm mutual friends with A and B.
I was intro to A 3yrs ago at B wedding..6mths later A confessed her fondness for me..
as i had already had a girlfriend..i rejected her..but A kept pursuing me..
early this year,after getting to know each other better,we got together as a couple
the first few mths was exciting and fun until one day i asked A about her past relationship..
she told me the lastest one just ended 2mths and said it is still painful and she wasn't ready to reaveal the details
i brought up the topic again last mth saying her reluctance to tell me gratly dimisnished my trust in her
and i needed to know where i stood with her.
A then reveal her last relationship was with a married man..
after some pestering she divulged that it was my good friend B.
i was shocked as B was married when the affair started..she claimed they were drunk and one thing led to another
after a night together..A said she started the relationship because i constanly rejected her and B was there for her giving her emotional support..she stop the affair after felt guilty..
recently i came across A intimate sms to B when i questioned her she asked why i had to bring back painful memories for her
on several occasions while,i noticed A and B talking,laughing and teasing each other
I'm confused should i be jealous or in a rage under such circumstances?
recently B brought his wife and their newborn to our place for dinner
both A and B could face the wife without a single hint of what they had done
i'm scared of their ability to act normal after their stealthy affair
I'm emotionally and psychologically affected by this relationship..
should i have faith in her and forget the past
where do i stand thelma?

An equally idiotic reply from thelma..
dear joe11
it was wrong for A and b to have an affair
you are now an involved party and you need to sort out your relationship with A
if you love her you need to forgive her however A should move away from B's life
talk to A and set the parameters..friends should not sleep with each other because there is a wife and a baby who are the
victim of betrayal.
however you're A's boyfriend and you need to allow the past to rest if A truly loves you and wants a life with you..:eek:

Thelma should have just ask this idiot to dump the bitch and move on.:D
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Reminds me of this story -


Dear Agony Aunt,

I knew my girlfriend, A, in high school, some 15 years now. She has been with me through thick and thin, supporting me financially while I pursue my degree, and stood fast with me through the difficult recession years, and never once complained when relatives inquired of our wedding plans. While she’s not a good looker, she’s completely dedicated to me.

Recently one of her girlfriends, B, came back from Australia for a holiday. I was asked to bring her around the sights because my girlfriend had to go overseas. B is a knockout, what teenage boys dream of. In bed, she brings me to heights I never dream capable. She’s well travelled and highly educated with a great sense of humor. Well, in that 1 week together, we fell for each other and she asked me to go back to Australia with her. Her father owns a huge ranch and needs help in management.

Dear AA, now I am torn apart, I can’t eat nor sleep. My dilemma is, which airline should I fly, Qantas or SIA?
 
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Youth shot after being mistaken for monkey in kuala pilah.

A youth was shot by a senior citizen who mistook him for a monkey.
malay dailies reported that mohd fitri,21 was climbing a fruit tree with his friend mohd mahathir,33
when there was a explosion..according to mahathir he then saw fitri holding his head screaming in pain
the two got down from the tree and saw an elderly man holding a shotgun
the man said the he mistaken them for monkeys
fitri was brought to the hospital and is in stable condition
police arrested the 70yr old man and confiscated the shotgun.

Frankly i would have mistaken them for monkeys too.:D

Man forces 21 wives into prostitution.
A 32yr old man married 21 women through fake marriages and forced them to become prostitute
during the past 9yrs,utasan malaysia reported.
the man business came to an end after one of the women was saved by the police
he was said to have married 18 locals and 3 women from a neighbouring country
after gettin fake cert from a syndicate.
he would force them to become prostitute in several states,they would be beaten up if refused.
Julia the 18yr old who was rescued after her sister called the paper for help.
police raid a rented house in bahau..the man was arrested and was found to be wearing 2 talismans said to help him charm the
women into submission.

Hmmnn..wonder where can i get that talisman.:D

Bad cops...Police probe links between extortion and murder..the star reported.
Seven policemen were picked up after investigators from bukit aman question a woman and 3 men over a burnt body
found in a oil palm plantation in johor on 23oct.
initial investigation revealed that the 7 policemen were involved in an extortion case with the kidnappers,
it was reported they were manning a roadblock and stop a car with a fake number and allegedly found several weapons in the suspects car but let these kidnappers go after negotiating a bribe of several thousand ringgit.
the unidentified dead businessman was held at gunpoint and a ransom of rm50k was demanded from his family.

These mat policemen are a disgrace to society and to the nation.:oIo::oIo::oIo:
 
Faidenk said:
Reminds me of this story -


Dear Agony Aunt,

I knew my girlfriend, A, in high school, some 15 years now. She has been with me through thick and thin, supporting me financially while I pursue my degree, and stood fast with me through the difficult recession years, and never once complained when relatives inquired of our wedding plans. While she’s not a good looker, she’s completely dedicated to me.

Recently one of her girlfriends, B, came back from Australia for a holiday. I was asked to bring her around the sights because my girlfriend had to go overseas. B is a knockout, what teenage boys dream of. In bed, she brings me to heights I never dream capable. She’s well travelled and highly educated with a great sense of humor. Well, in that 1 week together, we fell for each other and she asked me to go back to Australia with her. Her father owns a huge ranch and needs help in management.

Dear AA, now I am torn apart, I can’t eat nor sleep. My dilemma is, which airline should I fly, Qantas or SIA?
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I was reading this while brushing my teeth...

now i am cleaning my monitor...
 
MAS posts record loss of RM2.5bil..
The Malay Mail business...national carrier Mana Ada System bhd has posted its worst ever net loss a whooping
Rm2.5bil for the year ended dec31 2011,..acknowledging this grim performance,CEO ahmad yahya said:
the group loses for 2011 underscore the imperative need for Mana Ada System to immediately adopt strong measures
to stop the bleeding,Chairman Tan sri md nor yusof concluded:
the results make for unpleasant reading.the company is in crisis,the board n i remain confident that we now have a team
to ensure a turnaround and recovery.:cool:

WTF..i'm a regular flying on the sin/mas shuttle flights to KL n Penang in the late 80s n 90s
back then it was always full and i've to scramble to get seats sometime waiting for half a day at the airport
though at times i did use cut queue tatics by offering carrot n candy to the ticketing officers at the counter
an offer which they can't refuse.:)
 
as usual it only happen across the causeway..
Mistaken identity..harian metro..
A farmer mistook his cousin for a bear n shot n killed him in sabah.
the 42yr old farmer said he went on a hunting trip with nuis upil,36, n 2 other friends in tambunan on wednesday
the farmer aim his home made gun at a rambutan tree and fired causing nuis to fall from the tree he had been climbing
the hunting party then started searching for the bear n was shocked to see nuis lying in a pool of blood.
all are in custody to assist in investigation.

Bomoh in the wrong news again..the star..
A local bomoh who convinced a woman to have sex with him for her father health has been arrested for rape
in lahad duta kota kinabalu.
the bomoh told the 21yr old woman thathis semen was needed to help her trat her father
and took her to a river to perform the ritual bath before raping her
asst supt ang seow aun said the 27yr old suspect told the woman to follow
all stages of treatment or her father would not recover..
the woman lodged a report upon realising she was fooled by the bomoh.
 
Clumsy cop shoot himself in the foot..the star.
A policeman accidentally shot himself in the foot while trying to arrest two robbery suspects
outside a cybercafe in sungai dua,penang.georgetown OCPD comm gan kon meng said constable sharizal25,was also slashed
on his left fingers by the robbers armed with parangs...he said shahrizal fired four shots in self defence hitting a suspect in the leg
then got in a scuffle n shot himself in his right foot...both the suspects n shahrizal is warded n is in stable condition.

WTF..how the hell did he graduate from the police academy..he has all the advantage,a gun against a parang
n he ended up shooting his own foot.:eek:

Victim was happy n smiling after alleged rape,court told...the star..
An air stewardess who was allegedly rape,appeared happy n smiling after leaving the scene.
Air Asia pilot khushwant singh gill told the session court in penang that the 23yr old woman acted normal
when he interacted with her after the alledge rape which happened at the rented apt they share with orther colleagues
including the accuse g.dinesh kumar.
we invited her n another female colleague over for dinner,she was watching dvd when i went to bed,i told her she can stay over if she wished..singh gill said that when he woke up the on the day of the rape,i went down to my car to get my medicine,and i saw her in her car
i talked to her for a few minutes..she was smiling n in a happy mood..said singh when questioned by DPP sariza ismail..
he was testifying at the trial of dinesh kumar a air steward..

WTF...will the judge buy that story.:D
 
https://www.thestar.com.my/news/nat...RMgoAUt_eM_uhfjYXSQDgP1K4hjCHRCRITypjYipz7z84


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Malaysia government not as hungry as Singapore MPs.
if they learn from Thailand on policy for elderly foreigner retire or on medical pass, Singaporean, Hog Kong, will flood in and their GDP will hit above 8% and all the MPs can draw as high pay as Singapore's MPs.
 
knnb40 said:
Malaysia government not as hungry as Singapore MPs.
if they learn from Thailand on policy for elderly foreigner retire or on medical pass, Singaporean, Hog Kong, will flood in and their GDP will hit above 8% and all the MPs can draw as high pay as Singapore's MPs.
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They have that. Its called MM2H.
 
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