NEW Lyric - we are Sinkapore

[condom_loong]

There was a time when people said that Singapore won't make it, but we did
There was a time when people said that Sinkapore won't CRASH it, but we did

There was a time when troubles seemed too much for us to take, but we did
There was a time when troubles seemed too much for us to take, but WORSE CAME

We built a nation, strong and free, reaching out together for peace and harmony
We WERE a nation, strong and free, CASHING out together QUIT with our MONEY!

Chorus 1:
This is my country, this is my flag
This WAS my country this WAS my flag
This is my future, this is my life
Quit for my future, Quitter is my name
This is my family, these are my friends
Oversea with my family, meet my new friends
We are Singapore, Singaporeans
We WERE Singapore - Singaporeans

Singapore our homeland, it's here that we belong
Singapore ex-homeland, it's FTs that it belong!
All of us united, one people marching on
All of us QUITED, foreign people marching IN!
We've come so far together, our common destiny
THEY've come so far together, our country THEY TOOK!
Singapore forever, a nation strong and free
Singapore forever, a CITIZENSHIP GIVEN FOR FREE!

( Repeat Chorus 1 )

( Sung )

We the citizens of Singapore
We NEW citizens of Singapore
Pledge ourselves as one united people
Pledge ourselves as one PLUNDERED people
Regardless of race, language or religion
Regardless of race, language or ORIGIN
To build a democratic society
To build a MOCKERY society
Based on justice and equality
FRAUD on justice and equality
So as to achieve happiness
So as to PRETEND happiness
Prosperity and progress for our nation
AUDACITY and REGRESS SINK our nation

Chorus 2:
We are Singapore, we are Singapore
We WERE SINKapore, WHERE IS Singapore?
We will stand together, hear the lion roar
We were stunded together, STRUCK MERLION'S HEAD
We are Singapore, we are Singapore
We WERE SINKapore, WHERE IS Singapore?
We're a nation strong and free forevermore
We GIVE CITIZENSHIP CHEAP & FREE forevermore

( Repeat Chorus 1 & 2 )

We are Singapore, Singaporeans ( X 2 )
We WEREE Singapore - Singaporeans

 

[COW flu]

And new version:

COW on me Singapore,
COW on me Singapore,
COW on me to die of flu and more, COW on me Singapore!

 

[cooleo]

Cum on me Sinkapore...

Cum on me Sinkapore...

Cum on me to give my best and more, Cum on me Sinkapore

 

[Watchman]

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[Watchman]

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