New investment strategy !

[Porfirio Rubirosa]

New investment strategy

If you had purchased $1,000 worth of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have $49.00 today.

If you had purchased $1,000 worth of shares in AIG one year ago, you would have $33.00 today.

If you had purchased $1,000 worth of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you would have $0.00 today.

BUT ... if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for a recycling refund, you would have received a $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment strategy is to drink heavily & recycle. It's called the 401-Keg.

 

[zack123]

New investment strategy

If you had purchased $1,000 worth of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have $49.00 today.

If you had purchased $1,000 worth of shares in AIG one year ago, you would have $33.00 today.

If you had purchased $1,000 worth of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you would have $0.00 today.

BUT ... if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for a recycling refund, you would have received a $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment strategy is to drink heavily & recycle. It's called the 401-Keg.

That $214 worth of cans would have to be offset against gym membership to reduce the belly.

 

[madmansg]

when PAP say goldern SHORT all you can , and when they say recession BUY all you can.

 

[DerekLeung]

when PAP say goldern SHORT all you can , and when they say recession BUY all you can.

When PAP says you ligate and no give birth in the 1970s and receive incentives, you better give birth to more children because those were the good days and times.

Now in the 2009s, they ask you to give birth , you better stall that thought because now the rending times of recessions.



-Tubal ligation is the general term for any surgical procedure that blocks the fallopian tubes to prevent pregnancy.

 

[yinyang]

Nah, what investment? $1k beer's worth was consumption, period cost. You got the mojos then... and recycle's just scrap value. Maybe the greenies love you:p

 

[Loongsam]

He is rich!!

 

[TITW]

Look at the amt of Diet Coke! Artifical sugar overload..

He is rich!!

 

[scoobyhoo]

The grandmother kind of hiding money under the pillow may prevail.

hide $1,000 still $1,000

New investment strategy

If you had purchased $1,000 worth of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have $49.00 today.

If you had purchased $1,000 worth of shares in AIG one year ago, you would have $33.00 today.

If you had purchased $1,000 worth of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you would have $0.00 today.

BUT ... if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for a recycling refund, you would have received a $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment strategy is to drink heavily & recycle. It's called the 401-Keg.