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Peasantpore: One of the nationalised transport cartel, highly profitable but inept SMRT has appointed Demon Quack Bak-Zan as Big Swinging Dick.
The lucky Quack will assume his new role on October 1 this year, making him a new millionaire by end 2013.
Chairlackey of the SMRT Board of Directors Koh Ah Guan who was caught napping while idiot lebsian Saw mismanaged the transport company boast the cartel member is pleased to have a Quack joining SMRT as the new Big Swing Dick. Koh Ah Guan ought to pay attention to the monkey business created by inept management rather than spend time with PRC gals at Las Vegas KTV.
Lackey Ah Guan added that lackey Quack is loyal to the Imperial Court and that alone is enough for him to lead SMRT for more profitable quarters. Quack's job is made simpler because Moneybags Tarman and No Porn Lui set a precedent of SMRT cocks up, they will use tax payers' dollars as bailout funds to plug any SMRT operational gaps. Lackey Quack should have an easier time generating profits using fare hikes and periodic bailouts from Tarman and No Porn Lui. Such profits are expected to fund Ho Jinx's gambles in the form of dividends as she is the single largest shareholder of SMRT.
Lackey Koh Ah Guan also thanked bum CEO Mr Tan Ah Kia for his hapless leadership, noting that he will continue in this role and collect his fat cat stipends till Lackey Quack is officially on board.
As a reward for firefighting Saw's limp cum poop mess, Lackey Tan will remain as an executive swing dick till end-2012 under the guise of assisting Lackey Quack in the 'transition and onboarding process'. Older wiser peasants take it that lackey Tan will use the remaining full moons to explain the various gabras that Saw left behind and draw up a list of former DFS goons that must be purged.
As Lackey Koh noted, Lackey Quack has one star quality - absolute loyality to Ruler Loong despite his sleepy times helming jiat leow bee assignments in the military and civil service.
As a testimonal of his loyalty to the House of Lee, Quack was the former paper Chief of Army and Chief of Defence Force who probably pee if he sees a head blown off by a grenade.
He was also appointed Permanent Secretary (Environment and Water Resources) in 2010, a position he left in June this year after failing to inform useless Yakult that Old Autocrat's Barrage is a white elephant and probably cause some flooding downtown.
Responding to queries from Mouthpiece Channel NewsAsia, Lackey Quack said "Of course I cannot say I must thank Ya Sor else No Porn Lui thinks I am a nut. But hor, I tell you hoh, I am a black belt of PrataNathan's Prata Flipping skills despite not being a neh. You see the Yakult's Flood of the Century happened during my watch but yet I still get to be a SMRT BSD, taking home millions annually instead of a demotion to manage the turtles at Pulau Hantu. This Prata Flipping skill is indeed sublime when applied correctly. Its not your birth or which deity you worship but the Ruler you serve and the prata you flip to make your Master happy."
Lackey Quack crowed: "KNNCCB, any peasants who try to cry father and cry mother, can, cum wait and see, I just smile smile say sorry and end of year fare hike and see who dare to KBKB. Those who yak too much, especially netizens, do not worry, I give you free air ticket and send you to Mumbai and let you have a taste of taking buses with Nehs, then see if you want to comprain some more, CCB."
hxxp://www.channelnewsasia.com/stories/singaporelocalnews/view/1220106/1/.html
Peasantpore: One of the nationalised transport cartel, highly profitable but inept SMRT has appointed Demon Quack Bak-Zan as Big Swinging Dick.
The lucky Quack will assume his new role on October 1 this year, making him a new millionaire by end 2013.
Chairlackey of the SMRT Board of Directors Koh Ah Guan who was caught napping while idiot lebsian Saw mismanaged the transport company boast the cartel member is pleased to have a Quack joining SMRT as the new Big Swing Dick. Koh Ah Guan ought to pay attention to the monkey business created by inept management rather than spend time with PRC gals at Las Vegas KTV.
Lackey Ah Guan added that lackey Quack is loyal to the Imperial Court and that alone is enough for him to lead SMRT for more profitable quarters. Quack's job is made simpler because Moneybags Tarman and No Porn Lui set a precedent of SMRT cocks up, they will use tax payers' dollars as bailout funds to plug any SMRT operational gaps. Lackey Quack should have an easier time generating profits using fare hikes and periodic bailouts from Tarman and No Porn Lui. Such profits are expected to fund Ho Jinx's gambles in the form of dividends as she is the single largest shareholder of SMRT.
Lackey Koh Ah Guan also thanked bum CEO Mr Tan Ah Kia for his hapless leadership, noting that he will continue in this role and collect his fat cat stipends till Lackey Quack is officially on board.
As a reward for firefighting Saw's limp cum poop mess, Lackey Tan will remain as an executive swing dick till end-2012 under the guise of assisting Lackey Quack in the 'transition and onboarding process'. Older wiser peasants take it that lackey Tan will use the remaining full moons to explain the various gabras that Saw left behind and draw up a list of former DFS goons that must be purged.
As Lackey Koh noted, Lackey Quack has one star quality - absolute loyality to Ruler Loong despite his sleepy times helming jiat leow bee assignments in the military and civil service.
As a testimonal of his loyalty to the House of Lee, Quack was the former paper Chief of Army and Chief of Defence Force who probably pee if he sees a head blown off by a grenade.
He was also appointed Permanent Secretary (Environment and Water Resources) in 2010, a position he left in June this year after failing to inform useless Yakult that Old Autocrat's Barrage is a white elephant and probably cause some flooding downtown.
Responding to queries from Mouthpiece Channel NewsAsia, Lackey Quack said "Of course I cannot say I must thank Ya Sor else No Porn Lui thinks I am a nut. But hor, I tell you hoh, I am a black belt of PrataNathan's Prata Flipping skills despite not being a neh. You see the Yakult's Flood of the Century happened during my watch but yet I still get to be a SMRT BSD, taking home millions annually instead of a demotion to manage the turtles at Pulau Hantu. This Prata Flipping skill is indeed sublime when applied correctly. Its not your birth or which deity you worship but the Ruler you serve and the prata you flip to make your Master happy."
Lackey Quack crowed: "KNNCCB, any peasants who try to cry father and cry mother, can, cum wait and see, I just smile smile say sorry and end of year fare hike and see who dare to KBKB. Those who yak too much, especially netizens, do not worry, I give you free air ticket and send you to Mumbai and let you have a taste of taking buses with Nehs, then see if you want to comprain some more, CCB."
