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My most horrible flight on SCOOT AIRLINES back to Singapore the other day...

LaoHongBiscuit

LaoHongBiscuit

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I had a damn challenging flight back on Scoot from Bangkok the other day after work. Damn.

FUCK SCOOT!:FU::FU::FU:

Kana a middle seat 23B.

Nevermind, thought it was the end of my misery. Told myself to endure the approx. 2 hour flight. Just sleep and ignore.

Boarded the flight, in front 3 rowdy CECAs Indian FTs making so much noise. These PAP supported Motherfuckers think they own the plane. Scoot crew did nothing to tell them to shut them up.

FUCK CECAS!:FU::FU::FU:

Behind 3 Singaporean hokkien women yakking non stop about their counterfeit purchases throughout the flight. Probably some RC aunties as they talked about RC events in their conversation.

FUCK PAP! :FU: :FU::FU:

On my left 23A was a damn obese CCP Tiong digging his damn filthy nostrils throughout the 2 over hours journey and this damn motherfuckker sat as if he owned the plane with his right arm and leg brushing me everynow and then disturbing my sleep. WTF.

FUCK CCP TIONGS! :FU::FU::FU:

My only saving grace was a very obese Thai lady to my right 23C. She was the most well behaved, listening to her music throughoutthe flight. Other than her violent jerking the whole row of 3 seats when plonked herself down, after returning from the plane loo, she was truly an angel.

Really a horrible flight back to SGP.

Damn PAP and flooding this small island with CECAs and CCP Tiongs. As if there isn't enough horrible yakking non stop Singaporean hokkien women to torture me on the flight.

FUCK PAP! :FU:
FUCK CECAS! :FU:
FUCK CCP TIONGS! :FU:
FUCK SCOOT! :FU:
 
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LaoHongBiscuit said:
I had a damn challenging flight back on Scoot from Bangkok the other day after work. Damn.

FUCK SCOOT!:FU::FU::FU:

Kana a middle seat 23B.

Nevermind, thought it was the end of my misery. Told myself to endure the approx. 2 hour flight. Just sleep and ignore.

Boarded the flight, in front 3 rowdy CECAs Indian FTs making so much noise. These PAP supported Motherfuckers think they own the plane. Scoot crew did nothing to tell them to shut them up.

FUCK CECAS!:FU::FU::FU:

Behind 3 Singaporean hokkien women yakking non stop about their counterfeit purchases throughout the flight. Probably some RC aunties as they talked about RC events in their conversation.

FUCK PAP! :FU: :FU::FU:

On my left 23A was a damn obese CCP Tiong digging his damn filthy nostrils throughout the 2 over hours journey and this damn motherfuckker sat as if he owned the plane with his right arm and leg brushing me everynow and then disturbing my sleep. WTF.

FUCK CCP TIONGS! :FU::FU::FU:

My only saving grace was a very obese Thai lady to my right 23C. She was the most well behaved, listening to her music throughoutthe flight. Other than her violent jerking the whole row of 3 seats when plonked herself down, after returning from the plane loo, she was truly an angel.

Really a horrible flight back to SGP.

Damn PAP and flooding this small island with CECAs and CCP Tiongs. As if there isn't enough horrible yakking non stop Singaporean hokkien women to torture me on the flight.

FUCK PAP! :FU:
FUCK CECAS! :FU:
FUCK CCP TIONGS! :FU:
FUCK SCOOT! :FU:
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Why didn't you book Scoot on a 787 Dreamliner and pay extra to reserve the 2-seater at the back ?

That's why what I always do.
 
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LaoHongBiscuit

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NanoSpeed said:
I also have an issue with your labeling the obese Thai lady on your right side as an angel. Even if I were to plant two wings on her back, can she fly ?

Accurate and honest reporting is very important.
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She's still an angel to me because she didn't violate my private space unlike that chow cheebye motherfucking filthy tiong on my left.
 
VanDick

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LaoHongBiscuit said:
I had a damn challenging flight back on Scoot from Bangkok the other day after work. Damn.

FUCK SCOOT!:FU::FU::FU:

Kana a middle seat 23B.

Nevermind, thought it was the end of my misery. Told myself to endure the approx. 2 hour flight. Just sleep and ignore.

Boarded the flight, in front 3 rowdy CECAs Indian FTs making so much noise. These PAP supported Motherfuckers think they own the plane. Scoot crew did nothing to tell them to shut them up.

FUCK CECAS!:FU::FU::FU:

Behind 3 Singaporean hokkien women yakking non stop about their counterfeit purchases throughout the flight. Probably some RC aunties as they talked about RC events in their conversation.

FUCK PAP! :FU: :FU::FU:

On my left 23A was a damn obese CCP Tiong digging his damn filthy nostrils throughout the 2 over hours journey and this damn motherfuckker sat as if he owned the plane with his right arm and leg brushing me everynow and then disturbing my sleep. WTF.

FUCK CCP TIONGS! :FU::FU::FU:

My only saving grace was a very obese Thai lady to my right 23C. She was the most well behaved, listening to her music throughoutthe flight. Other than her violent jerking the whole row of 3 seats when plonked herself down, after returning from the plane loo, she was truly an angel.

Really a horrible flight back to SGP.

Damn PAP and flooding this small island with CECAs and CCP Tiongs. As if there isn't enough horrible yakking non stop Singaporean hokkien women to torture me on the flight.

FUCK PAP! :FU:
FUCK CECAS! :FU:
FUCK CCP TIONGS! :FU:
FUCK SCOOT! :FU:
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So to summarize, Thai women are the betterest :thumbsup:
 
LaoHongBiscuit

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VanDick said:
So to summarize, Thai women are the betterest :thumbsup:
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Based on the scenario I encountered, it is true. Despite being very obese, I was never troubled by her throughout the 2 over hours flight, except for the incident she returned from the plane loo. Very considerate lady.
 
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Sikodolaukazzz

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LaoHongBiscuit said:
I had a damn challenging flight back on Scoot from Bangkok the other day after work. Damn.

FUCK SCOOT!:FU::FU::FU:

Kana a middle seat 23B.

Nevermind, thought it was the end of my misery. Told myself to endure the approx. 2 hour flight. Just sleep and ignore.

Boarded the flight, in front 3 rowdy CECAs Indian FTs making so much noise. These PAP supported Motherfuckers think they own the plane. Scoot crew did nothing to tell them to shut them up.

FUCK CECAS!:FU::FU::FU:

Behind 3 Singaporean hokkien women yakking non stop about their counterfeit purchases throughout the flight. Probably some RC aunties as they talked about RC events in their conversation.

FUCK PAP! :FU: :FU::FU:

On my left 23A was a damn obese CCP Tiong digging his damn filthy nostrils throughout the 2 over hours journey and this damn motherfuckker sat as if he owned the plane with his right arm and leg brushing me everynow and then disturbing my sleep. WTF.

FUCK CCP TIONGS! :FU::FU::FU:

My only saving grace was a very obese Thai lady to my right 23C. She was the most well behaved, listening to her music throughoutthe flight. Other than her violent jerking the whole row of 3 seats when plonked herself down, after returning from the plane loo, she was truly an angel.

Really a horrible flight back to SGP.

Damn PAP and flooding this small island with CECAs and CCP Tiongs. As if there isn't enough horrible yakking non stop Singaporean hokkien women to torture me on the flight.

FUCK PAP! :FU:
FUCK CECAS! :FU:
FUCK CCP TIONGS! :FU:
FUCK SCOOT! :FU:
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I enjoyed reading your unjoyful flight.
It was as though I was watching a movie on my flight back to Kampala, Uganda.

lol
 
LaoHongBiscuit

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Sikodolaukazzz said:
I enjoyed reading your unjoyful flight.
It was as though I was watching a movie on my flight back to Kampala, Uganda.

lol
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Thanks. But I think there might be a secret code to Scoot mobile check in. Everytime i mobile check in as soon as mobile checkin is opened, I always kana middle seat. But if I wait for 12 hours and do mobile checkin after it is opened, the chances of getting aisle seat is higher. It's not early bird catches the worm. It's like early bird gets poisoned by the worm. So next time I wouldn't be so earnest to be the first to do mobile checkin. They allocate all the middle seats first to non paying seat ticket holders...
 
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