Morals & happy endings...

[leetahbar]

MORALS & HAPPY ENDINGS...





You are driving down the road in your car on a wild, stormy night, when you pass by a bus stop and you see three people waiting for the bus:

1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die.
2. An old friend who once saved your life.
3. The perfect partner you have been dreaming about.
Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing that there could only be one passenger in your car? Think before you continue reading. This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as part of a job application. You could pick up the old lady, because she is going to die, and thus you should save her first. Or you could take the old friend because he once saved your life, and this would be the perfect chance to pay him back. However, you may never be able to find your perfect mate again.

YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS...

The candidate who was hired (out of 200 applicants) had no trouble coming up with his answer. He simply answered: 'I would give the car keys to my old friend and let him take the lady to the hospital. I would stay behind and wait for the bus with the partner of my dreams.' Sometimes, we gain more if we are able to give up our stubborn thought limitations. Never forget to 'Think Outside of the Box.'

HOWEVER...., The correct answer is to run the old lady over and put her out of her misery because Obama's health care won't pay for her, have sex with the perfect partner on the hood of the car, then drive off with the old friend for a few beers.

God, I just love happy endings!

 

[po2wq]

... HOWEVER...., The correct answer is to run the old lady over and put her out of her misery because Obama's health care won't pay for her, have sex with the perfect partner on the hood of the car, then drive off with the old friend for a few beers. ...

muz b in sg context la ...

so, shud change '... run the old lady over and put her out of her misery because Obama's health care won't pay for her, ...' 2 ...

... run ze o lady over n put her out of her misery bcos sg mdeical biils r xpensif n jb was 2 far a drive away ...

 

[halsey02]

An old lady who is about to die....to the hospital, favour can be returned later, the dream partnet can be farked later...a life gone, can't come back later!!

 

[leetahbar]

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[SamuelStalin]

MORALS & HAPPY ENDINGS...

You are driving down the road in your car on a wild, stormy night, when you pass by a bus stop and you see three people waiting for the bus:

1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die.
2. An old friend who once saved your life.
3. The perfect partner you have been dreaming about.
Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing that there could only be one passenger in your car? Think before you continue reading. This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as part of a job application. You could pick up the old lady, because she is going to die, and thus you should save her first. Or you could take the old friend because he once saved your life, and this would be the perfect chance to pay him back. However, you may never be able to find your perfect mate again.

YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS...

The candidate who was hired (out of 200 applicants) had no trouble coming up with his answer. He simply answered: 'I would give the car keys to my old friend and let him take the lady to the hospital. I would stay behind and wait for the bus with the partner of my dreams.' Sometimes, we gain more if we are able to give up our stubborn thought limitations. Never forget to 'Think Outside of the Box.'

HOWEVER...., The correct answer is to run the old lady over and put her out of her misery because Obama's health care won't pay for her, have sex with the perfect partner on the hood of the car, then drive off with the old friend for a few beers.

God, I just love happy endings!

Actually fatty, I have an even better answer. Other than hoping that they all get struck by meteors and asteroids (if you can't decide, destroy all options :P), I thought I should just walk over and give the old woman a last goodbye kiss, throw the partner-to-be into the car boot and grab the lifesaver into the passenger seat and drive off.

This is a bit like the Batman and Robin where the Joker sent both Robin and the girl falling to their deaths (and deliberately throwing him into a dilemma as to who to pick up first - that bastard). Batman thought a while, and went to save his partner Robin, before flying over to get the girl.

Friendship (ie brotherhood) is more important than most other things, and as Mario Puzo wrote in The Godfather in the words of Don Corleone: "even stronger than government."

 

[TeeKee]

HOWEVER...., The correct answer is to run the old lady over and put her out of her misery because Obama's health care won't pay for her, have sex with the perfect partner on the hood of the car, then drive off with the old friend for a few beers.

God, I just love happy endings!

which god? buddha god?

my Jesus Christ God says these are recipes for hell....

 

[leetahbar]

which god? buddha god?

my Jesus Christ God says these are recipes for hell....

jus an exclaimation like when u r in orgasm, u scream: YES, GOD, YES!!:p

 

[Orochi]

jus an exclaimation like when u r in orgasm, u scream: YES, GOD, YES!!:p

The faggot and his gay fantasies! Go and die! :oIo:

 

[SotongMee]

God is God. Buddha is Buddha.

God is no Buddha. And the Buddha is not a God.

which god? buddha god?

my Jesus Christ God says these are recipes for hell....

 

[leetahbar]

God is God. Buddha is Buddha.

God is no Buddha. And the Buddha is not a God.

clever boy!

god is god.

buddha is you, me, he, she and even it but NEVER god.

 

[PakLaoPeh]

 

[SotongMee]

Oh boy, we can see that you are really blessed .... always so cheerful .... even when you have a whole gang queuing for bang behind you everywhere you go.

clever boy!

god is god.

buddha is you, me, he, she and even it but NEVER god.

 

[TeeKee]

Oh boy, we can see that you are really blessed .... always so cheerful .... even when you have a whole gang queuing for bang behind you everywhere you go.

on the surface he may look 'blessed' and 'cheerful'

deep down he maybe sad and lonely...

did you hear about his friends and family?

 

[leetahbar]

on the surface he may look 'blessed' and 'cheerful'

deep down he maybe sad and lonely...

did you hear about his friends and family?

LOL! that's your forms created out of my emptiness which has much forms

about his friends and family, again what forms do u create from all those emptiness?

happiness cannot be faked and so is TRUTHFULNESS.

what u mentioned could be what you are describing about yourself.

by the way, GOD is to be kept within our hearts not always hanging on your lips. get it?

 

[SotongMee]

I am not interested in other people's personal familee and friends business.

But I observed that leetahbar has a few bus-load full of enemies here in this forum.

With all these attention how could leetahbar be "sad and lonely".
It is more likely that leetahbar is "happy and gay".

on the surface he may look 'blessed' and 'cheerful'

deep down he maybe sad and lonely...

did you hear about his friends and family?

 

[leetahbar]

I am not interested in other people's personal familee and friends business.

But I observed that leetahbar has a few bus-load full of enemies here in this forum.

With all these attention how could leetahbar be "sad and lonely".
It is more likely that leetahbar is "happy and gay".

hahaha! a few bus load full of nasty clones who are just petty cowards and losers. are u in that gang by the way?

 

[Orochi]

hahaha! a few bus load full of nasty clones who are just petty cowards and losers. are u in that gang by the way?

Bob Sim Kheng Hwee

Why did you beat your father and scold your mother laucheebye? :oIo:
Pappy running dog Bob Sim Kheng Hwee

 

[TeeKee]

by the way, GOD is to be kept within our hearts not always hanging on your lips. get it?

Remember there is only one God, He is Jesus Christ!

http://www.christiananswers.net/kids/ednk-jesusgodorman.html


Matthew 24:4-14 (New International Version)

4Jesus answered: "Watch out that no one deceives you. 5For many will come in my name, claiming, 'I am the Christ,[a]' and will deceive many. 6You will hear of wars and rumors of wars, but see to it that you are not alarmed. Such things must happen, but the end is still to come. 7Nation will rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom. There will be famines and earthquakes in various places. 8All these are the beginning of birth pains.

9"Then you will be handed over to be persecuted and put to death, and you will be hated by all nations because of me. 10At that time many will turn away from the faith and will betray and hate each other, 11and many false prophets will appear and deceive many people. 12Because of the increase of wickedness, the love of most will grow cold, 13but he who stands firm to the end will be saved. 14And this gospel of the kingdom will be preached in the whole world as a testimony to all nations, and then the end will come.

 

[SamuelStalin]

hahaha! a few bus load full of nasty clones who are just petty cowards and losers. are u in that gang by the way?

Attack of the Clones. That makes you a very fat Star Wars republican.

May the force of unsurpassed fatness be with you. Squash them, roll them, jump them, whatever.

 

[leetahbar]

Remember there is only one God, He is Jesus Christ!

http://www.christiananswers.net/kids/ednk-jesusgodorman.html


Matthew 24:4-14 (New International Version)

4Jesus answered: "Watch out that no one deceives you. 5For many will come in my name, claiming, 'I am the Christ,[a]' and will deceive many. 6You will hear of wars and rumors of wars, but see to it that you are not alarmed. Such things must happen, but the end is still to come. 7Nation will rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom. There will be famines and earthquakes in various places. 8All these are the beginning of birth pains.

9"Then you will be handed over to be persecuted and put to death, and you will be hated by all nations because of me. 10At that time many will turn away from the faith and will betray and hate each other, 11and many false prophets will appear and deceive many people. 12Because of the increase of wickedness, the love of most will grow cold, 13but he who stands firm to the end will be saved. 14And this gospel of the kingdom will be preached in the whole world as a testimony to all nations, and then the end will come.

see what i mean!

you just hang and suffocated ur god by ur choking tongue. GOD prefers to be kept within the heart and not using his name to brag about your holier holy which means HOOLEEY in a shorter form.