Missing Condoms

[Windsor]

Malaysia probing Japan condom disappearance

(AFP) – 11 hours ago

KUALA LUMPUR — Malaysian police said Tuesday they were investigating the disappearance of more than 700,000 ultrathin condoms which went missing in transit between Malaysia and Japan.

Sagami Rubber Industries, Japan's first condom maker, said last week that the shipment was loaded into a container at its factory in northern Malaysia, but that it was empty with the locks replaced when it arrived in Tokyo.

"We take the matter of the missing condoms very seriously... we are investigating the matter," a Malaysian police spokesman told AFP.

Sato Koji, manager of the Sagami rubber factory in Malaysia's Perak state, said they had lodged a police report over the loss of the shipment.

"We are unhappy over the incident. This is the first time such a thing has happened since our Malaysian production started in 1997," he told AFP.

Officials at Sagami's head office have said that the prophylactics, which it bills as being 14 percent thinner than conventional ones, are worth 1.5 million dollars at Japanese retail prices.

Freight forwarders say goods being shipped out of Malaysia go missing routinely and that many cases are inside jobs.

"There are locks, seals and checklists provided by freight forwarders and shipping lines for every part of the journey from factory to destination so it is very easy to find out where and when they were tampered with or changed," said Air Freight Forwarders Association of Malaysia head Walter Cullas.

http://www.google.com/hostednews/afp/article/ALeqM5hYHqVBhVrddYspaAiSwmFrljycHw?docId=CNG.8255edf428f2a222d5d2ec1bb4d9df34.1b1

 

[Windsor]

"Freight forwarders say goods being shipped out of Malaysia go missing routinely and that many cases are inside jobs."

Malaysia boleh!

 

[red amoeba]

what's new? Even fighter jet engines can go missing..mudland boleh...

 

[Windsor]

"The case of the missing Skyhawks is even more remarkable. The Malaysian government had bought 88 Vietnam War-era A4 Skyhawks from the US for less than US$1 million (US$1=RM2.58) each in 1985. However, the cost of refurbishing the aircraft with new avionics, engines, and armaments ended up to be RM320 million.

Fifty-three of the aircrafts were taken out of the desert. Out of these, 40 were refurbished to be flown by the RMAF; 12 others were cannibalised for spare parts and one brought back for maintenance training. The balance (35 jets) was left in the California desert. They were never brought back but were placed under the management of a company in the US which paid the parking charges for years.

In November 1993, “the Defence Ministry invited local and international companies to bid for the airframes of 35 RMAF A4 Skyhawk fighter bombers mothballed in the United States.” From 2000 to 2003, RMAF decided to take back the aircrafts in order to sell them off, but discovered that we no longer legally owned the aircraft."

http://malaysianjustice.blogspot.com/2010/12/most-shocking-govt-expenditure-part-3.html

what's new? Even fighter jet engines can go missing..mudland boleh...

 

[Char_Azn]

Steal Condom for fuck???

Oh wait!!!

 

[condom_loong]

Fortunately they only stole Lan Jiao Loong instead of Lan Jiao.

If not the crisis would had been bigger!



http://www.reuters.com/article/2008/04/23/us-witchcraft-idUSN2319603620080423

Penis theft panic hits city..

By Joe Bavier

KINSHASA | Wed Apr 23, 2008 1:06pm EDT

KINSHASA (Reuters) - Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men's penises after a wave of panic and attempted lynchings triggered by the alleged witchcraft.

Reports of so-called penis snatching are not uncommon in West Africa, where belief in traditional religions and witchcraft remains widespread, and where ritual killings to obtain blood or body parts still occur.

Rumors of penis theft began circulating last week in Kinshasa, Democratic Republic of Congo's sprawling capital of some 8 million inhabitants. They quickly dominated radio call-in shows, with listeners advised to beware of fellow passengers in communal taxis wearing gold rings.

Purported victims, 14 of whom were also detained by police, claimed that sorcerers simply touched them to make their genitals shrink or disappear, in what some residents said was an attempt to extort cash with the promise of a cure.

"You just have to be accused of that, and people come after you. We've had a number of attempted lynchings. ... You see them covered in marks after being beaten," Kinshasa's police chief, Jean-Dieudonne Oleko, told Reuters on Tuesday.

Police arrested the accused sorcerers and their victims in an effort to avoid the sort of bloodshed seen in Ghana a decade ago, when 12 suspected penis snatchers were beaten to death by angry mobs. The 27 men have since been released.

"I'm tempted to say it's one huge joke," Oleko said.

"But when you try to tell the victims that their penises are still there, they tell you that it's become tiny or that they've become impotent. To that I tell them, 'How do you know if you haven't gone home and tried it'," he said.

Some Kinshasa residents accuse a separatist sect from nearby Bas-Congo province of being behind the witchcraft in revenge for a recent government crackdown on its members.

"It's real. Just yesterday here, there was a man who was a victim. We saw. What was left was tiny," said 29-year-old Alain Kalala, who sells phone credits near a Kinshasa police station.

(Editing by Nick Tattersall and Mary Gabriel)

 

[Windsor]

"It's real. Just yesterday here, there was a man who was a victim. We saw. What was left was tiny," said 29-year-old Alain Kalala, who sells phone credits near a Kinshasa police station."

By African standards, their tiny may be considered extra large in Singapore.

 

[Balls2U]

Fortunately they only stole Lan Jiao Loong instead of Lan Jiao.

If not the crisis would had been bigger!



http://www.reuters.com/article/2008/04/23/us-witchcraft-idUSN2319603620080423

Penis theft panic hits city..

By Joe Bavier

KINSHASA | Wed Apr 23, 2008 1:06pm EDT

KINSHASA (Reuters) - Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men's penises after a wave of panic and attempted lynchings triggered by the alleged witchcraft.

Reports of so-called penis snatching are not uncommon in West Africa, where belief in traditional religions and witchcraft remains widespread, and where ritual killings to obtain blood or body parts still occur.

Rumors of penis theft began circulating last week in Kinshasa, Democratic Republic of Congo's sprawling capital of some 8 million inhabitants. They quickly dominated radio call-in shows, with listeners advised to beware of fellow passengers in communal taxis wearing gold rings.

Purported victims, 14 of whom were also detained by police, claimed that sorcerers simply touched them to make their genitals shrink or disappear, in what some residents said was an attempt to extort cash with the promise of a cure.

"You just have to be accused of that, and people come after you. We've had a number of attempted lynchings. ... You see them covered in marks after being beaten," Kinshasa's police chief, Jean-Dieudonne Oleko, told Reuters on Tuesday.

Police arrested the accused sorcerers and their victims in an effort to avoid the sort of bloodshed seen in Ghana a decade ago, when 12 suspected penis snatchers were beaten to death by angry mobs. The 27 men have since been released.

"I'm tempted to say it's one huge joke," Oleko said.

"But when you try to tell the victims that their penises are still there, they tell you that it's become tiny or that they've become impotent. To that I tell them, 'How do you know if you haven't gone home and tried it'," he said.

Some Kinshasa residents accuse a separatist sect from nearby Bas-Congo province of being behind the witchcraft in revenge for a recent government crackdown on its members.

"It's real. Just yesterday here, there was a man who was a victim. We saw. What was left was tiny," said 29-year-old Alain Kalala, who sells phone credits near a Kinshasa police station.

(Editing by Nick Tattersall and Mary Gabriel)

Through hypnosis, the victim is made to think that his kuku bird has skrunk or disappeared.

 

[hurley]

ultra thin... .03 or .02?

 

[uncleyap]

Through hypnosis, the victim is made to think that his kuku bird has skrunk or disappeared.

Shrunk yes! I think this is extortion by using hypnotism to cause temporary sexual disability. You pay to bail out your dick.

 

[Keribeagle]

The condoms were found at Wrigley factory.