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PEASANTPORE: Senior Minion of Regime for Doing Nothing Lee Yi-Shit has suddenly re-emerged from the abyss to paint a sobering picture of an ageing population and shrinking workforce if Ruler Loong's decree is balked.
Speaking in imperial court on the Local Peasnat De-Population White Lies and Profitable Land Use Scam on Wednesday, Minion Lee pointed to the experience of Asian neighbours like Nihon and Taiwan as bleak examples but declines to highlight how Nordic countries managed to beat the low birth rate trap.
For example, a kinky inward Nihon city outside Nagoya called Gifu has closed shops along the main. In Hokkaido, in a small town called Yubari, half of the population is above 65 years old. Minion Lee said Yubari's small working population means a measly tax base. After 48 full moons, the city regime went bust after owing a debt of US$315 million. The city was later forced to sell soiled panties for at least 216 full moons austerity drive.
Minion Lee said: "Its a bad example because the young left for bigger cities. That Nihon city retrenched half of its civil serpents. They turned the public library into a whorehouse using PRCs. Six primary schools merged into one and you know what happened to the 5 schools. The General Hospital sacked all its doctors and nurses and hired Nehs and Pinoys. It sold half its number of ambulances and told old peasants walking to the hospital by themselves is good exercise."
As retribution of its WWII crimies, Nihon is enduring slow retribution by de-population, said Minion Lee has led to what is described as mismanagement during LDP's one-party rule.
Minion Lee said the huge silver tsunami is destabilising Nihon's small rural towns but the other important Nihon urban cities remained vibrant with PRC imports.
He said the Nihons did not manage to raise its working population because its politicians are busy trading soiled panties. Despite having one-party rule, could not build a consensus to allow PRCs immigrants to boost the workforce.
Similarly in Taiwan, Minion Lee pointed to an article which described the economy as "Hokkien time bomb with small tax revenue country but generous state welfare."
Minion Lee said Peasantpore also gabra big time by Old Autocrat.
The world, he said, will continue to move forward, regardless of Old Autocrat's demographic and internal cockups, so peasants must pay for His eugenics population policies mistakes.
Minion Lee argued: "It makes sense for the Ruler Loong to maintain a sustainable and stable foreigner population while local peasants are still stupid, and while foreigners are even dumber to cum to Peasantpore when they can go to Uncle Sam or Nippon."
As an elderly hater, he pointed out the number of elderly peasants in Peasantpore aged 65 and above will increase considerably from around 340,000 in 2011 to 900,000 by 2030 and Ruler Loong is loathe to see them competing with his Familee heirs for tax dollars spending.
Minion Lee cited Commie PRC's rapidly ageing population to highlight issues which Peasantpore may face in the future.
He said: "Commie PRC also kenna retribution for its horrible Great Leap and Cultural Revolution Shit. Also kenna the "4-2-1" phenomenon: one peasant child having to look after two peasant parents and four peasant grandparents. It is harder to tax the young in this case. Solution is make sure parents and grandparents cannot retired or use tanks to steamroll them like Tian-an-men lor."
Breaking his fucking silence, supporting the decree, former Cabinet Birdcage Minion Marboro Tan lied Peasantpore cannot afford to lose its low cost peasants and become less competitive compared to regional basketcases.
He urged peasants to keep their hearts and minds open and embrace Ruler Loong's decrees.
Marboro said: "I know its not fair. We minions earn millions, face no foreign competition in our jobs, live in big bungalows and drive big cars. But we ask peasants to suffer overcrowding and depressed wages. If we never exploit local peasants as cheap labours, how we attract merchants since 1967? Without helping merchants to exploit regional basketcases as cheap serfs, who is going to pay the corporate taxes and enrich our state coffers?
Marboro Mah, pointed out regime's revenue comes rent extraction, mostly from income taxes, consumption taxes and asset taxes, all of which are dependent on attracting merchants who employ cheap labour in Peasantpore.
He added Peasantpore failed to progress into a first world country, hence needs a bigger and cheaper labour force to attract foreign merchants.
PEASANTPORE: Senior Minion of Regime for Doing Nothing Lee Yi-Shit has suddenly re-emerged from the abyss to paint a sobering picture of an ageing population and shrinking workforce if Ruler Loong's decree is balked.
Speaking in imperial court on the Local Peasnat De-Population White Lies and Profitable Land Use Scam on Wednesday, Minion Lee pointed to the experience of Asian neighbours like Nihon and Taiwan as bleak examples but declines to highlight how Nordic countries managed to beat the low birth rate trap.
For example, a kinky inward Nihon city outside Nagoya called Gifu has closed shops along the main. In Hokkaido, in a small town called Yubari, half of the population is above 65 years old. Minion Lee said Yubari's small working population means a measly tax base. After 48 full moons, the city regime went bust after owing a debt of US$315 million. The city was later forced to sell soiled panties for at least 216 full moons austerity drive.
Minion Lee said: "Its a bad example because the young left for bigger cities. That Nihon city retrenched half of its civil serpents. They turned the public library into a whorehouse using PRCs. Six primary schools merged into one and you know what happened to the 5 schools. The General Hospital sacked all its doctors and nurses and hired Nehs and Pinoys. It sold half its number of ambulances and told old peasants walking to the hospital by themselves is good exercise."
As retribution of its WWII crimies, Nihon is enduring slow retribution by de-population, said Minion Lee has led to what is described as mismanagement during LDP's one-party rule.
Minion Lee said the huge silver tsunami is destabilising Nihon's small rural towns but the other important Nihon urban cities remained vibrant with PRC imports.
He said the Nihons did not manage to raise its working population because its politicians are busy trading soiled panties. Despite having one-party rule, could not build a consensus to allow PRCs immigrants to boost the workforce.
Similarly in Taiwan, Minion Lee pointed to an article which described the economy as "Hokkien time bomb with small tax revenue country but generous state welfare."
Minion Lee said Peasantpore also gabra big time by Old Autocrat.
The world, he said, will continue to move forward, regardless of Old Autocrat's demographic and internal cockups, so peasants must pay for His eugenics population policies mistakes.
Minion Lee argued: "It makes sense for the Ruler Loong to maintain a sustainable and stable foreigner population while local peasants are still stupid, and while foreigners are even dumber to cum to Peasantpore when they can go to Uncle Sam or Nippon."
As an elderly hater, he pointed out the number of elderly peasants in Peasantpore aged 65 and above will increase considerably from around 340,000 in 2011 to 900,000 by 2030 and Ruler Loong is loathe to see them competing with his Familee heirs for tax dollars spending.
Minion Lee cited Commie PRC's rapidly ageing population to highlight issues which Peasantpore may face in the future.
He said: "Commie PRC also kenna retribution for its horrible Great Leap and Cultural Revolution Shit. Also kenna the "4-2-1" phenomenon: one peasant child having to look after two peasant parents and four peasant grandparents. It is harder to tax the young in this case. Solution is make sure parents and grandparents cannot retired or use tanks to steamroll them like Tian-an-men lor."
Breaking his fucking silence, supporting the decree, former Cabinet Birdcage Minion Marboro Tan lied Peasantpore cannot afford to lose its low cost peasants and become less competitive compared to regional basketcases.
He urged peasants to keep their hearts and minds open and embrace Ruler Loong's decrees.
Marboro said: "I know its not fair. We minions earn millions, face no foreign competition in our jobs, live in big bungalows and drive big cars. But we ask peasants to suffer overcrowding and depressed wages. If we never exploit local peasants as cheap labours, how we attract merchants since 1967? Without helping merchants to exploit regional basketcases as cheap serfs, who is going to pay the corporate taxes and enrich our state coffers?
Marboro Mah, pointed out regime's revenue comes rent extraction, mostly from income taxes, consumption taxes and asset taxes, all of which are dependent on attracting merchants who employ cheap labour in Peasantpore.
He added Peasantpore failed to progress into a first world country, hence needs a bigger and cheaper labour force to attract foreign merchants.
