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Chitchat Minion exhorts all religious fanatics to pledge loyalty to Ruler Loong

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PEASANTPORE: Religious leaders in Peasantpore must understand how their followers may misinterpret that disobeying Ruler Loong's decree is kosher if they got Paradise on their side or 99 virgins waiting for them, Profitable Water Cash Cow Minion Mangos Zouk said on Sunday (Feb 11).

He also said religious leaders better hint to their followers that Ruler Loong is supreme in Peasantpore.

Whether your big boss is Ya Sor, Tua Pek Kong or any deity you name it, I tell you the truth, any time Ruler Loong not happy with you, he detain you and then you see who can get you out. You ask the former Euro Marxist Vincent Cheng, he can tell you more.," Minion Minions gleefully told a gathering of religious leaders across the different faiths at the Furama Riverfront Hotel.
In fact, Ruler Loong is so powerful that he could postpone Christmas if he chooses to....

"Kong Hee is one example, he thinks he got millions and supporters across GRCs, across public sector, mini King Maker, pooh, we took him out!,” he added.
Kong Hee should read how the Pandas deal with Fa Long Gong before unwisely needling Ruler Loong the wrong way

Religious leaders Mouthpiece CNA spoke to said they were well aware of the role they play to foster understanding.

We remember how the Gestapo agents torture and bash up Vincent Cheng and poor chap confessed that he was a Euro-Marxist, this is the best message," said Big Shot Terry Kee of the Gothic Lutheran Church in Peasantpore.

"We can have different deities but we must remember Ruler Loong's balls are the biggest in Peasantpore.”
This is the Big Balls Theorem, should submit the proof for Fields Medal

Imam Rabid Atas crowed, “Vincent Cheng thought as if he is a pious social justice catholic, he can be a martyr. Gestapo agents, they just give him one punch on tummy and blow air con on his penis, Vincent knockout already....of course we pledge loyalty to Ruler Loong, else I need to retake PSLE exams. Our Chink buddies told us, we better tremble and obey Ruler Loong's edicts.
This Imam quite intelligent to grasp the concept of Tremble and Obey
 

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