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<h1>Pictured: John Cleese sells £6m beachfront home as he struggles to pay divorce settlement
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<p> By <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/home/search.html?s=y&amp;authornamef=Lizzie+Smith" class="author">Lizzie Smith</a>
<br /> Last updated at 2:20 PM on 02nd November 2008
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<p>Comedian John Cleese is selling his second home - just weeks after settling a messy divorce.
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<p>The Monty Python star has listed for sale the oceanfront Montecito home he co-owns with his third ex-wife Alyce Faye Eichelberger.
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<p>It comes after he sold his 14.6-acre Montecito equestrian ranch in July at a £6m loss to pay maintenance. It was on the market for more than a year before it was sold for £8.3million, reduced from £14.1 million, by mobile phone pioneer Craig McCaw.
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<img src="http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/11/02/article-1082420-02553BAF000005DC-150_468x545.jpg" alt="For sale: Cleeses Californian house has 3 bedrooms and 5 bathrooms, fireplace, two garage bays, security system, spa andhot tub, sun room, and a wine cellar" class="blkBorder" height="545" width="468" />
<p class="imageCaption">For sale: Cleese's Californian house has 3 bedrooms and 5 bathrooms, fireplace, two garage bays, security system, spa andhot tub, sun room, and a wine cellar
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<p> The three-bedroom, four-bathroom home, listed for $10.75 million, looks like it extends into the ocean and has beamed ceilings and sea views from every room, as well as multi-level decks, gardens, a spa and a wine cellar.
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<p>The master suite has a private balcony that overlooks the Pacific, and that has a sun room, a walk-in closet, a sitting/dressing room and a second, room-size walk-in closet, all on the same level.
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<img src="http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/11/02/article-1082420-02553BB3000005DC-468_468x351.jpg" alt="Outsidaning views: Buyers will be able to lie in the sun lounge looking out to sea" class="blkBorder" height="351" width="468" />
<p class="imageCaption">Outstanding views: Buyers will be able to lie in the sun lounge looking out to sea
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<img src="http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/11/02/article-1082420-02553B75000005DC-845_468x351.jpg" alt="Breakfast spot: The house feels like 'part of the beach'" class="blkBorder" height="351" width="468" />
<p class="imageCaption">Breakfast spot: The house feels like 'part of the beach'
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<p>At beach level there is a guest studio with its own kitchen, sitting room and sleeping area.&nbsp;
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<img src="http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/11/02/article-1082420-024C4DF2000005DC-511_233x317.jpg" alt="John Cleese" class="blkBorder" height="317" width="233" />
<p class="imageCaption">Struggling to pay: Cleese is having to sell his second home
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<p>The property is discreetly placed on a private cove.
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<p>Cleese, 69, who plays Nearly Headless Nick in the Harry Potter films and was the voice of the King in the last two Shrek pictures, was previously married to his Fawlty Towers co-star Connie Booth and actress Barbara Trentham.
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<p>He has said of the divorce: 'It's going to be very, very expensive but it will be worth every penny.'
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<p class="MsoNormal">Earlier this week when asked whether he would have liked to have spent the past 40 years with one woman, Cleese replied: 'No. I think it should be like dog licences. <o:p></o:p>
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<p>'I think you should have to renew marriage licences every five years, unless you have children.
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<p>'And I think before you have children you should have to go and pass various tests and get a licence to have a child.
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<p>'Because it's the most transformative and difficult thing of your life.'
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<img src="http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/07/14/article-1034711-0107B50000000578-784_468x286.jpg" alt="John Cleese and wife Alice Faye" class="blkBorder" height="286" width="468" /> John Cleese and soon-to-be ex-wife Alice Faye in 2004
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<img src="http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/07/14/article-1034711-01F09F1F00000578-813_468x286.jpg" alt="The 14.6-acre property in Montecito: On the market for £14.1million, sold for £8.3million" class="blkBorder" height="286" width="468" /> First sale: Cleese already sold this property in Montecito, Santa Barbara
 

Blazars

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Bro, I jus got ROM in recent weeks. Then i be having my actually "big day" in the coming weeks. Then now i saw your posting. U making me scare man!
 

singveld

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rich man or most man should find out which country will recognize prenuptial agreement

and marry there


you cannot trust women of today.

they will drop you like a stone for the most causal reason

not sure
but thailand, russia, canada , france, germany, italy, the netherlands.

find out the fact. not sure.
 

Frankiestine

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Bro, I jus got ROM in recent weeks. Then i be having my actually "big day" in the coming weeks. Then now i saw your posting. U making me scare man!

well u better make yours last if not.....good luck half of what you owe is effectively hers from the day you sign on the dotted lines...
 

jw5

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rich man or most man should find out which country will recognize prenuptial agreement

and marry there


you cannot trust women of today.

they will drop you like a stone for the most causal reason

not sure
but thailand, russia, canada , france, germany, italy, the netherlands.

find out the fact. not sure.
It's not just woman.
You can't trust any human.
 

jw5

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Bro, I jus got ROM in recent weeks. Then i be having my actually "big day" in the coming weeks. Then now i saw your posting. U making me scare man!
If you can't take the heat, stay out or get out of the kitchen.
 

eeoror88

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if u have no wife, you are either:-

1. gay
2. ugly,
3. poor,
4. impotent, or
5. a mixture of the above
 

shOUTloud

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my wife turns my hair white with her antics and pissed the hell of me at times. But I know that I can trust her always and she is really the love of my life.
 

lolabunny

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my wife turns my hair white with her antics and pissed the hell of me at times. But I know that I can trust her always and she is really the love of my life.

the white hair part is abit :confused:... but the rest is so sweet. aah... love love love!! :p
 
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