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Love bugs: These nipple mites have sex on your face as you sleep

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Nipple mites that have sex on our faces could soon merge with humans.University of Reading

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Ben Cost
June 22, 2022 9:28am Updated

Don’t let the bedbugs mate.

Thought bedbugs were revolting? Microscopic “nipple” mites that make whoopie on people’s faces may soon “become one with humans,” according to a skin-scrawling study published in the journal “Molecular Biology and Evolution.”

“Changes to their DNA have resulted in some unusual body features and behaviors,” study co-author Alejandra Perotti, of the UK’s University of Reading, said of the discovery.

Perotti was referring to the ubiquitous skin parasite demodex folliculorum, which resides in hair follicles on our face and nipples, and subsists on the oil released from our pores. If that wasn’t revolting enough, these 0.3-mm-long skin-terlopers even mate on our faces during the night.

A demodex folliculorum mite on skin under Hirox microscope.
A demodex folliculorum mite on skin under Hirox digital microscope.University of Reading
These 0.3mm-long skinterlopers mate on our faces during the night.
These 0.3-mm-long skin-terlopers mate on our faces during the night.University of Reading

However, it appears these follicular freeloaders’ lovemaking habits have had terrible consequences. After analyzing their gene sequences, scientists found that the mite’s isolated existence and resultant inbreeding activities are causing them to shed superfluous genes, potentially transforming from parasites to internal symbionts. In laymen’s terms, they are merging with humans and may soon reside permanently within us.

“We found these mites have a different arrangement of body part genes to other similar species due to them adapting to a sheltered life inside pores,” said Perotti of the sex-induced interspecies splicing.

Potentially becoming one with humans isn’t the only side effect of this gene reduction. For one, the mites are exclusively nocturnal as they lack UV protection as well as the gene that causes animals to be awakened by daylight. They also can’t produce melatonin — a compound that regulates sleep in small invertebrates — but are able to power their facial hanky-panky sessions by harvesting the substance from their human host at sunset, Science Alert reported.

Changes to their DNA have resulted in some unusual body features and behaviours, said study co-author Alejandra Perotti of the University of Reading in the UK.

“Changes to their DNA have resulted in some unusual body features and behaviors,” said study co-author Alejandra Perotti of UK’s University of Reading.University of Reading

Bangor University and the National University of San Juan. The long association with humans might suggest that they also could have simple but important beneficial roles, for example, in keeping the pores in our face unplugged.

Dr. Henk Braig of Bangor University and the National University of San Juan said, “The long association with humans might suggest that they also could have simple but important beneficial roles, for example, in keeping the pores in our face unplugged.”Getty Images

The mite’s unique gene arrangement has also bestowed males with a penis that juts upward from the front of their body. This forces them to cling to the female’s underside during sex as they both hang from the human hair.

Unfortunately, their peculiar procreation habits may paradoxically lead to their demise. Specifically, rampant inbreeding limits the number of genes the critters can pass onto offspring, effectively setting “the mites on course for an evolutionary dead end, and potential extinction,” the study found.

The mites are exclusively nocturnal as they lack UV protection as well as the gene that causes animals to be awakened by daylight.

The mites are exclusively nocturnal as they lack UV protection as well as the gene that causes animals to be awakened by daylight.

Fortunately, not all the findings were so morbid. The researchers also dispelled various mite myths, such as the belief that they don’t have an anus, and therefore amass a lifetime’s worth of waste on the human skin, resulting in rashes.

Scientists discovered that these creatures do, in fact, have a rectal opening.

“Mites have been blamed for a lot of things,” said Dr. Henk Braig, co-lead author from Bangor University in the UK and the National University of San Juan in Argentina. “The long association with humans might suggest that they also could have simple but important beneficial roles, for example, in keeping the pores in our face unplugged.”
 
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