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Lim Swee Say cries again

SNAblog

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Conjunctivitis is spreading among the ministers. The latest to be infected is Lim Swee Say.

http://www.straitstimes.com/GeneralElection/Features/Story/STIStory_660390.html

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The organisers of Friday's shindig - which also celebrated the third anniversary of My Buona Vista Place community service centre - wanted not just to pay tribute to Mr Lim but also to make him cry.

After all, he has been known to turn on the waterworks quite easily. He wept copiously when an unseeded Thai player trounced and deprived Singapore's badminton ace Ronald Susilo of a place in the Olympics badminton semi-finals in 2004.

'He even cried at movies like Homerun and 881,'
said My Buona Vista Place chairman Jackie Goh, 37, referring to the two melodramas by filmmakers Jack Neo and Royston Tan respectively.

No effort was spared to elicit Mr Lim's tears at the party, initially planned for just 200 but which finally accommodated 1,500 residents and supporters. They dined on an eight-course Chinese dinner under a white marquee, next to an open carpark.

Holding court in Hokkien, Mandarin and English was master of ceremony Lee Pei Fen, decked out in her getai best.

All she needed to do was exhort, and the crowd would gamely wave their the night's equivalent of xylume sticks: handheld plastic fans bearing Mr Lim's face.

A contingent of singers and dancers - many in sequins, feathers and thigh-high leather boots - bravely worked the crowd, belting out Mandarin, Hokkien and Malay songs.

In between, grassroots leaders including Major-General (NS) Chan Chun Sing - Mr Lim's successor at Buona Vista - took to the stage to pay tribute to, and spill a few 'secrets' about the MP, such as his penchant for bawdy jokes.

The organisers later upped the ante with a video. Set to suitably sappy music, it featured a collage of photographs and featured interviews with people who had worked alongside the minister, as well as residents who have fond memories of his time in Buona Vista.

As fried prawns were served, Mr Lim went on stage to receive gifts and tokens of appreciation from residents and stakeholders in the area.

A 15m scroll bearing the well-wishes and signatures of more than 1,000 residents was dramatically unfurled by a cavalry of grassroots leaders.

Other gifts from groups such as the Holland Village Shopkeepers' Association included a framed calligraphic couplet, a giant eagle statue and a plate with a beautifully painted carp, the Chinese symbol of success and abundance.

Although moved, Mr Lim's tears did not materialise, not until the finale when he stood on stage, flanked by grassroots leaders, residents and performers.

The band struck up the opening notes of Emil Chau's Friend, and on cue, diners waved their fans, picked up the lyric sheets thoughtfully placed on their table and sang along with gusto.

The English lyrics - With our hearts in unison, we convey our heartfelt thanks; here we are wishing you all the best in future - verged on the corny but the sentiments and affection were heartfelt and reverberated loudly in Commonwealth Crescent.

And that's when the dam burst.

Mr Lim took off his glasses, reached into his pocket for his handkerchief to wipe the tears away.

He looked down the stage to see a long line of residents - young and old - waiting to shake his hands and bid him adieu.

He cried again.
 

streetsmart73

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hi there


1. shitty media, wake up!
2. don't waste national resources featuring such useless materials.
3. the crying and tear thing does not work anymore.
4. honest, crying is such pussycat thing!
5. damn hopeless ball-less guy will tear up.
 

myfoot123

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Did he cry for the people when his union members were heavily exploited by foreign workers and unscrupulous employers? No right, he was happily singing funeral song aka upturn the downturn and than flasshed his CPF statements telling the world how rich he was.

He better save his tears for the last - he is to be voted out anyway.

OK, who is the next PAP cry baby, better come out now and don't act tough after election. Nobody buy your shits.
 
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LeMans2011

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Today i sat beside a Singaporean couple at a foodcourt in JB.

This aunty and uncle started asking me what i was eating, how much it cost, etc. To their delight i sounded Singaporean, so they started chatting with me, asking me where to take a bus back to Singapore, etc. Next they started asking me whether the passport should be stamped once or twice, and the aunty could not quite recall whether her passport was stamped in Singapore or Malaysia. Ok to cut the long story short... i am surprised there are people like this old couple who seemed totally ignorant of everything.

I wonder how many percent of the electorate belongs to this category? I can assure you a little drama by our teary MPs would be enough to buy their votes.
 

Sperminator

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they have been reading too much romance of the 3 kingdom... who they think they are? Liu Bei? haha!

Crocodile Tears no more... Singaporeans won't be fooled again...

I think they are crying because they know they will be booted out from their precious GRC, and they cannot eng eng cheng cheng earn millions a year... they are soft, and they have been living in their Ivory Towers...

The Opposition are seasoned experienced statesmen in the making... this time, they cannot say the opposition boh leow, I am sure most of the Ivory Towered MPs are shitting their pants now.

Everyone very worried!

Hope for a great SIMULTANEOUS ATTACK for all GRC, and SMC!!!

My bet is Opposition will get above 33% seats in Parliament this time!
 

KuanTi01

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This Minister has clearly out-lived his usefulness! That's why he is now so emotional! If he can cry over badminton, surely he can cry even more at the realisation that he is out of favour.
 

insomia23

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KNNCCB, PAP dogs only know how to cry when they face strong opponents, then how they going to be good minister to help we singaporeans. CCB only know how to cry go home and drink your mother milk lah. see already also tu lan

Conjunctivitis is spreading among the ministers. The latest to be infected is Lim Swee Say.

http://www.straitstimes.com/GeneralElection/Features/Story/STIStory_660390.html

limsweesay-23.jpg


The organisers of Friday's shindig - which also celebrated the third anniversary of My Buona Vista Place community service centre - wanted not just to pay tribute to Mr Lim but also to make him cry.

After all, he has been known to turn on the waterworks quite easily. He wept copiously when an unseeded Thai player trounced and deprived Singapore's badminton ace Ronald Susilo of a place in the Olympics badminton semi-finals in 2004.

'He even cried at movies like Homerun and 881,'
said My Buona Vista Place chairman Jackie Goh, 37, referring to the two melodramas by filmmakers Jack Neo and Royston Tan respectively.

No effort was spared to elicit Mr Lim's tears at the party, initially planned for just 200 but which finally accommodated 1,500 residents and supporters. They dined on an eight-course Chinese dinner under a white marquee, next to an open carpark.

Holding court in Hokkien, Mandarin and English was master of ceremony Lee Pei Fen, decked out in her getai best.

All she needed to do was exhort, and the crowd would gamely wave their the night's equivalent of xylume sticks: handheld plastic fans bearing Mr Lim's face.

A contingent of singers and dancers - many in sequins, feathers and thigh-high leather boots - bravely worked the crowd, belting out Mandarin, Hokkien and Malay songs.

In between, grassroots leaders including Major-General (NS) Chan Chun Sing - Mr Lim's successor at Buona Vista - took to the stage to pay tribute to, and spill a few 'secrets' about the MP, such as his penchant for bawdy jokes.

The organisers later upped the ante with a video. Set to suitably sappy music, it featured a collage of photographs and featured interviews with people who had worked alongside the minister, as well as residents who have fond memories of his time in Buona Vista.

As fried prawns were served, Mr Lim went on stage to receive gifts and tokens of appreciation from residents and stakeholders in the area.

A 15m scroll bearing the well-wishes and signatures of more than 1,000 residents was dramatically unfurled by a cavalry of grassroots leaders.

Other gifts from groups such as the Holland Village Shopkeepers' Association included a framed calligraphic couplet, a giant eagle statue and a plate with a beautifully painted carp, the Chinese symbol of success and abundance.

Although moved, Mr Lim's tears did not materialise, not until the finale when he stood on stage, flanked by grassroots leaders, residents and performers.

The band struck up the opening notes of Emil Chau's Friend, and on cue, diners waved their fans, picked up the lyric sheets thoughtfully placed on their table and sang along with gusto.

The English lyrics - With our hearts in unison, we convey our heartfelt thanks; here we are wishing you all the best in future - verged on the corny but the sentiments and affection were heartfelt and reverberated loudly in Commonwealth Crescent.

And that's when the dam burst.

Mr Lim took off his glasses, reached into his pocket for his handkerchief to wipe the tears away.

He looked down the stage to see a long line of residents - young and old - waiting to shake his hands and bid him adieu.

He cried again.
 

GoldenDragon

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This Minister has clearly out-lived his usefulness! That's why he is now so emotional! If he can cry over badminton, surely he can cry even more at the realisation that he is out of favour.

When MM mati, Istana will be flooded - all tears coming from LSS.
 

seebaysong

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Frankly... their crying more classy than that joker from WP who has mucous running all over his nose and he still dun wan to wipe off !
Bloody disgusting ... National TV somemore!
 

insomia23

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alamak, i forgot old man cry in 1965 also mah. so this crying game had long long time implemented by old man. so now you see 2 ah lim cry mah.
 

streetsmart73

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This Minister has clearly out-lived his usefulness! That's why he is now so emotional! If he can cry over badminton, surely he can cry even more at the realisation that he is out of favour.


hi there


1. bro, no offence.
2. what usefulness?
3. honest, i really would want to know one from monkey-crying faced man!
4. useless is the betterer choice of description.
 

ah_phah

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he read LKY's memoirs, viewed the breakaway from federation clip, inspired to shed a few crocodile tears, thinking it would bring about the same effects.
 

dunbluffme

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Wah Liew bro .. U very outright blunt to the max siaaaa ... Whahahahaha!




Did he cry for the people when his union members were heavily exploited by foreign workers and unscrupulous employers? No right, he was happily singing funeral song aka upturn the downturn and than flasshed his CPF statements telling the world how rich he was.

He better save his tears for the last - he is to be voted out anyway.

OK, who is the next PAP cry baby, better come out now and don't act tough after election. Nobody buy your shits.
 
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