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Latest pre-requisite for application for citizenship

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Every applicant has to to say properly and understand the following sentence before they are granted:

KNNBCCB, Kwa Simi Lan Jiow !!:eek:
 
In addition, every female applicant for Sinkie citizenship has to be "closely examined" and screwed by a true-blue Sinkie male who has completed NS. This is in order to boost our dwindling population numbers and also as a form of NS for the new Sinkapore Girl.

There will be a roster of Sinkie males drawn up for doing this duty to the nation, similar to recall or mobilization.
 
After qualifying for citizenship, new citizens have to say properly and understand the following statement before they can obtain the gahmen's hand-outs :

Kurang Abjar !! Pukimak pada lu !! :eek:
 
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