Karma sutra Went Wrong! Stuck Together! Went hospital Together!

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性經別亂嘗試 俄一對夫妻卡在一起分不開
中廣 更新日期:"2009/04/12 17:35"

印度有本「性經」，裡面教導男女一些做愛的方式和姿勢。俄國一對中年夫婦身體力行，不過，由於不自量力，兩口子糾纏在一起分不開，最後只好請醫生幫忙，解開死結。

五十六歲的「伊凡」最近跟朋友借到一本性經，如獲至寶。馬上找了五十一歲的老婆「蒂娜」一起實驗。為了讓蒂娜有不一樣的感覺，伊凡特別選了一個女性容易滿意的姿勢，躺椅式，開始演練。

蒂娜躺在床上，將腿放到伊凡腋下。大概是兩口子沒熱身，沒多久蒂娜的腿就僵了，伊凡的胳臂也動不了了。兩個人僵持在那兒有一個鐘頭。在這一個鐘頭裡，伊凡不斷想辦法活動，希望能跟蒂娜分開。可是兩個人卻都動不了。

蒂娜後來想辦法拿到手機，打給一一九。兩個人摟在一起進了醫院急診室，伊凡在醫生幫助下終於和蒂娜分開了。伊凡經過檢查以後，沒有大礙。蒂娜則因為腿部痙攣，必須接受治療。

在性經上，躺椅式算是普通難度的動作。不過，「性經」專家說，人不能不服老，過了中年即使是普通難度的動作可能都會跟「色‧戒」裡的迴紋針式一樣讓人吃不消。

 

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http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2371303.ece?OTC-RSS&ATTR=News

Pair go one sex pose too far

By STAFF REPORTER

Published: 10 Apr 2009
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A KINKY couple were rushed to hospital after getting trapped in a position from the Kama Sutra sex manual.

Horrified Ivan Sokolov, 56, found he was stuck fast when his wife Valentina 51, had a muscle spasm as they romped in a position known as the "deck chair".

After failing for an hour to free themselves the red-faced couple dialled paramedics in Kalhuga, central Russia, for help.

Docs could barely stop sniggering as the couple arrived at hospital still locked together in the position, rated only "moderately difficult" in the ancient India lovers’ guide.

“The man was so desperate to escape he eventually pulled himself free but his poor wife needed treatment for her spasm,” said one medic.

The couple had been given the book by a friend and had decided to try out some of the positions for the first time.

Deck chair - or Indrani as it’s traditionally called - involves the woman drawing up her knees so her feet are jammed under her partner’s armpits.

“You need quite a high level of fitness for some of these positions. An average middle aged couple like this would find a lot of them quite challenging,” said one expert.

 

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http://www.newkerala.com/nkfullnews-1-19568.html

Kama Sutra's sexy 'deck chair' pose proves sticky for Russian couple!

London, Apr 11 : Experimentation is not always a good idea - ask Ivan Sokolov and wife Valentina who learnt it the 'deck chair' way.

Sokolov, 56, and his wife were rushed to hospital after they got trapped in a position from the Kama Sutra sex manual.

Horrified Sokolov found himself stuck fast when his 51-year-old wife had a muscle spasm as they romped in a position known as the "deck chair" - or Indrani as it's traditionally called.

The position involves the woman drawing up her knees so her feet are jammed under her partner's armpits.

After failing for an hour to free themselves the embarrassed couple dialled paramedics in Kalhuga, central Russia, for help.

"The man was so desperate to escape he eventually pulled himself free but his poor wife needed treatment for her spasm," The Sun quoted a medic, as saying.

The couple had been given the book by a friend and had decided to try out some of the positions for the first time.

"You need quite a high level of fitness for some of these positions. An average middle-aged couple like this would find a lot of them quite challenging," said one expert.

--- ANI

 

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