Joke of the Day

[Sikodolaukazzz]

Take Western leeporting with a pinch of salt
But in any event it is funny

Xi and Mao replace Jesus and Mary in Chinese churches​

https://sg.yahoo.com/news/xi-mao-replace-jesus-mary-130000137.html

The sudden order to remove the symbol of the cross from the roof and entrance of a village church in China’s Anhui province cited unspecified “safety” hazards.

The notice, issued in March, was a shock to the church in Yongqing, eastern China, which had reportedly passed official safety inspections for the cross on the roof five years ago. The second cross had stood at the door of the church for over 40 years without any security concerns.

ChinaAid, a US-based group that advocates for religious freedom in China, alleged the order had been made by the villagers’ committee with no legal basis, suggesting it may have originated with higher-level authorities who wanted to avoid international criticism.

 

[laksaboy]

Should have thought of this day before letting that trashy country join the WTO.

 

[Sikodolaukazzz]

Should have thought of this day before letting that trashy country join the WTO.

Aihah

 

[Sikodolaukazzz]

Aiyah USA want trade leh but still not happy.
It is one cuntry that can neber be happy

 

[glockman]

CCP has already committed genocide against the uyghurs, christians are next!

 

[syed putra]

CCP has already committed genocide against the uyghurs, christians are next!

Nonsense. It's the Israelis that's committing genocide

 

[glockman]

Nonsense. It's the Israelis that's committing genocide

It's because those camel jockeys asked for it.

 

[Sikodolaukazzz]

Bed bug travels 1st class
lol

American Airlines passenger in first class finds bedbug climbing up leg during flight: ‘Nightmare fuel’​

https://sg.style.yahoo.com/american-airlines-passenger-first-class-134138165.html

An American Airlines passenger experienced the ultimate flightmare after discovering a bed bug crawling up their leg during a flight from New York City to Detroit.
The expression should be “safe flight, don’t let the bedbugs bite.”
An American Airlines passenger experienced the ultimate flightmare after discovering a bedbug crawling up their leg during a flight from New York City to Detroit. They described the spine-tingling find in a Reddit post going viral.
The freaked-out flyer, who goes by @HaddawayThrowaway978, had reportedly discovered the itch-hiker while seated in “first class” on American Airlines flight 4412 out of La Guardia.

The bedbug was found crawling up the passenger’s pant leg. @HaddawayThrowaway978/Reddit
“Found this bedbug crawling on my leg mid-flight,” they wrote in the comments. “I put it on the cocktail napkin to show the FA who promptly informed the Captain using the phone/intercom.”
Included was a photo of the napkin with said bloodsucker, which reportedly tried to bite the passenger’s finger while they were transferring it onto the cloth, per a follow-up comment.
Fearful of an infestation, the Redditor reportedly changed their clothes at the airport and “bagged them.”
“They are being washed right now,” they wrote. “Hoping no stragglers got on my backpack or checked bag during the clothing swap.”
Haddaway wrote that they hoped the was grounded due to the stowaway but checked and saw that it had “turned right back around to LGA and then to Tulsa!!”
They wrote that they’ve since filed a complaint with American Airlines, which issued an “extremely underwhelming” response.
“Please accept my deepest apologies for the experience you’ve described,” they wrote, per the thread. “Our commitment to placing you at the center of all we do is unwavering, and your feedback underscores this commitment. Rest assured; your insights will be made available to our leadership team as we work to ensure we provide the high-quality customer experience you deserve.”
Redditors sympathized with the passenger’s plight with one writing, “Nightmare fuel, I always check but it’s hard to catch on an airplane.”
Another joked, “How did you think the bedbug was going to get to Detroit? Like you they are going to pick the airline with the lowest fares.”
“That’s an adolescent bedbug, not yet an adult. Good chance there might be eggs on that plane,” wrote a third.
While certainly rare, bedbug infestations aren’t unheard of in the friendly skies.
In 2017, Canadian passengers were bitten by the creepy crawlies on a British Airways flight from Vancouver, BC to London, UK.
Pest control experts say flyers can mitigate the chances of picking up an unwanted stowaway by covering their seats with specially-made covers, putting carry-on luggage inside plastic bags, and packing your own pillow and blanket instead of using the airline one.

 

[Sikodolaukazzz]

Little kids making fools out of adults
lol

Huge human disaster happens on stage and gets the golden buzzer on Britain's Got Talent 2024​

 

[k1976]