Joke of the day!

[VIBGYOR]

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WHY SGP WILL HAVE A CRISIS

An Malaysian doctor says 'Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.'

A Thailand doctor says 'That is nothing; we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.

A Japanese doctor says 'In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks.'

An Singapore doctor, not to be outdone, says 'You guys are way behind, we recently took a man with no brains out of SAF, put him in our parliament House for eight years, and now half the country is looking for work

 

[eeoror88]

English spelling test for Chinese helicopter :

How to spell " Immediate " ?

Helicopter : Er ...er ... I idiot.

 

[eeoror88]

English spelling test for Chinese helicopter :

How to spell " ajinomoto " ?

Helicopter : Er ...er ... Ah Kee Tiok Toto !!

 

[hemunkeong]

Just for Laugh

How much would it cost to (telephone) call Singapore from Hell? You’d be surprised!
Queen Elizabeth, Bill Clinton and Lee Kuan Yew die and go to hell. But the devil has only one phone there. Queen says, I miss my England, can I use your phone and hear how my people are doing down there.
She calls and talks about five minutes. Then she asks: Well devil, how much do I owe you for the call? The devil says: Five million pounds. She writes him a cheque and goes back to her chair.
Clinton wants to make a call too. He says I wanna call the US. He talks about ten minutes, then asks how much do I owe you devil? The devil says Ten million dollars He also writes a cheque and goes back to his seat
Lee Kuan Yew is jealous. He says I want to call Singapore. He calls and talks for about an hour to his son Lee Hsien Loong who is busy trying to find Mas Selamat. Then he asks the devil how much do I owe you?
The devil replies: only one dollar. Lee Kuan Yew is shocked and asks ‘why so little?’.
The devils says: if you make a call from one hell to another, IT’S LOCAL CALL.

 

[molly]

An Singapore doctor, not to be outdone, says 'You guys are way behind, we recently took a man with no brains out of SAF, put him in our parliament House for eight years, and now half the country is looking for work<!-- / message -->

Original one is Indian doctor who took a man with no brains.....

 

[molly]

Just for Laugh

How much would it cost to (telephone) call Singapore from Hell? You’d be surprised!
Queen Elizabeth, Bill Clinton and Lee Kuan Yew die and go to hell. But the devil has only one phone there. Queen says, I miss my England, can I use your phone and hear how my people are doing down there.
She calls and talks about five minutes. Then she asks: Well devil, how much do I owe you for the call? The devil says: Five million pounds. She writes him a cheque and goes back to her chair.
Clinton wants to make a call too. He says I wanna call the US. He talks about ten minutes, then asks how much do I owe you devil? The devil says Ten million dollars He also writes a cheque and goes back to his seat
Lee Kuan Yew is jealous. He says I want to call Singapore. He calls and talks for about an hour to his son Lee Hsien Loong who is busy trying to find Mas Selamat. Then he asks the devil how much do I owe you?
The devil replies: only one dollar. Lee Kuan Yew is shocked and asks ‘why so little?’.
The devils says: if you make a call from one hell to another, IT’S LOCAL CALL.

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