Joke of the day!

[VIBGYOR]

Joke of the day:

Small boy holding bible:

Wow, God is great, He parted the Red Sea and saved the Israelites from Egypt!

Atheist:

Boy, there is a scientific explanation for that. Studies have shown that part of the Red Sea has only 6 inches of water and anyone can easily walk through even to this very day. NOTHING GREAT! (feels proud and good he has discouraged another in their faith)

Few moments later....

Small boy holding Bible:

(Even louder now) Wow, God is GREAT!!!!!!!!

Atheist:

Are you dumb or did you just hear what I just said?

Small boy holding Bible:

Yes I did, the Israelites walked over the Red Sea over 6 inches of water. But DO you know why I shouted God is great again? Imagine, God is able to drown the WHOLE ARMY of Pharoah(chariots and soldier and horses) using only 6 inches of water!!!!!

Atheist:

pengz

Moral of the story:
GOD is above science.

 

[Mruss70]

I got one to share, read from a book years back.

Teacher asked the students "Childrens, when a person pass on, which part of their body ascend to the heaven 1st?"

One kid answered "The legs!"

Teacher asked "Why is it so?"

With a confident look, he said: -

"Every night, I saw my dad above my mum and my mum's leg high up in the air screaming, oh goddddd, I'm cummming!"

 

[ahbengsong]

Moral of the story:
GOD is above science.
[unquote]

fully agreed... many times... humans try to explain things physically... and blind to GOD 's call for our salvation...

 

[drifter]

Religion is the source of all imaginable follies and disturbances; it is the parent of fanaticism and civil discord ,it is the enemy of mankind.

 

[Sipahsi]

Religion is the source of all imaginable follies and disturbances; it is the parent of fanaticism and civil discord ,it is the enemy of mankind.

It is Man, not religion, who is to blame for the troubles of the world.

Without religion, there'll still be ethnic divides, cultural tensions, political ideologies and so much more that man can bicker, fight and kill each other over.

 

[drifter]

It is Man, not religion, who is to blame for the troubles of the world.

Without religion, there'll still be ethnic divides, cultural tensions, political ideologies and so much more that man can bicker, fight and kill each other over.

yes man use religion to get what they wanted ..so without religion theres one less reason to create trouble ... dont forget , its man who create religion in the first place ...during dark age , smart men use religion to control stupid people . is that you, teekee ?