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[Leongsam]

LEARN TO SPEAK CHINESE...

Ai Bang Mai Ne I bumped into the coffee table
Ar U Wun Tu A gay liberation greeting
Chin Tu Fat You need a face lift
Dum Gai A stupid person
Gun Pao Der An ancient Chinese invention
Hu Flung Dung Which one of you fertilized the field?
Hu Yu Hai Ding We have reason to believe you are harboring a
fugitive
Jan Ne Ka Sun A former late night talk show host
Kum Hia Approach me
Lao Ze Sho Gilligan's Island
Lao Zi Not very good
Lin Ching An illegal execution
Moon Lan Ding Achievement of the American space program
Ne Ahn A lighting fixture used in advertising signs
Shai Gai A bashful person
Tai Ne Bae Be A premature infant
Tai Ne Po Ne A small horse
Ten Ding Ba Serving drinks to people
Wan Bum Lung A person with T.B.
Yu Mai Te Tan Your vacation in Hawaii agrees with you
Wa Shing Kah Cleaning an automobile
Wai So Dim Are you trying to save electricity?
Wai U Shao Ting There is no reason to raise your voice
Si-Ling Fan A device to keep you cool
Sum Dum Fuk Irritating drivers

 

[char_jig_kar]

LEARN TO SPEAK CHINESE...

Until now, we still don't know your ethnicity. Care to tell us whats your racial ethnicity?

 

[Leongsam]

Until now, we still don't know your ethnicity. Care to tell us whats your racial ethnicity?

Monikers don't have an "ethnicity".

Foo Ling Yu.

 

[char_jig_kar]

Monikers don't have an "ethnicity".

Foo Ling Yu.

You as in the person behind your moniker. So whats your ethnicity? Care to tell us your ethnicity before you keep taking potshots at other ethnicity?

 

[Leongsam]

You as in the person behind your moniker. So whats your ethnicity? Care to tell us your ethnicity before you keep taking potshots at other ethnicity?

My ancestors were from Burma.

 

[char_jig_kar]

My ancestors were from Burma.

Burmese Chinese?

 

[Leongsam]

Burmese Chinese?

Don't know. The paperwork was not specific. I don't look like a Chink. I'm far too dark.

 

[char_jig_kar]

Don't know. The paperwork was not specific. I don't look like a Chink. I'm far too dark.

Er... Your family didn't mention, talk about it? About your family ancestry, the ethnicity?

 

[Leongsam]

Er... Your family didn't mention, talk about it? About your family ancestry, the ethnicity?

I never asked. Never thought about it in fact. I've always been far more concerned about where I'm going rather than where I came from.

 

[Jah_rastafar_I]

Er... Your family didn't mention, talk about it? About your family ancestry, the ethnicity?

he's anyone he wants to be. Iranian, burmese, african, dun bother chatting with a troll.

 

[char_jig_kar]

I never asked. Never thought about it in fact. I've always been far more concerned about where I'm going rather than where I came from.

but u don't like religion. so u don't care about where u are going after death? 'cause most religion touches on that, where are we going after death.

 

[GoFlyKiteNow]

Jah_rastafar_I

Time for you to rise up a bit from the low life low level rathole you are now living in.

 

[Leongsam]

but u don't like religion. so u don't care about where u are going after death? 'cause most religion touches on that, where are we going after death.

Death is final. There is nothing after death. Zilch. Life is finite. Make the most of it with the time you have left.

 

[annexa]

but u don't like religion. so u don't care about where u are going after death? 'cause most religion touches on that, where are we going after death.

We're all going to hell.

If you are not Christian you go to Hell. If you are not Muslim, you go to Hell. Both are mutually exclusive. So no matter what you are or are not, you confirm go to hell.

 

[Leongsam]

Learn MORE Chinese...

<center>Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes

</center>That's not right...
Sum Ting Wong

Are you harboring a fugitive?...
Hu Yu Hai Ding?

See me ASAP...
Kum Hia Nao

Stupid Man...
Dum Gai

Small Horse...
Tai Ni Po Ni

Did you go to the beach?...
Wai Yu So Tan?

I bumped into a coffee table...
Ai Bang Mai Ni

I think you need a face lift...
Chin Tu Fat

It's very dark in here...
Wai So Dim?

I thought you were on a diet...
Wai Yu Mun Ching?

This is a tow away zone...
No Pah King

Our meeting is scheduled for next week...
Wai Yu Kum Nao?

Staying out of sight...
Lei Ying Lo

He's cleaning his automobile...
Wa Shing Ka

Your body odor is offensive...
Yu Stin Ki Pu

 

[char_jig_kar]

We're all going to hell.

If you are not Christian you go to Hell. If you are not Muslim, you go to Hell. Both are mutually exclusive. So no matter what you are or are not, you confirm go to hell.

There are versions of life after death other than the versions provided by Christianity and Islam.

 

[Leongsam]

<center>Actual Chinese Movie Subtitles

</center>1. Same old rules: no eyes, no groin.
2. Gun wounds again?
3. Fatty, you with your thick face have hurt my instep.
4. A normal person wouldn't steal pituitaries.
5. The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold?
6. Take my advice, or I'll spank you without pants.
7. Who gave you the nerve to get killed here?
8. I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out!
9. You always use violence. I should've ordered glutinous rice chicken.
10.Beat him out of recognizable shape!
11. I got knife scars more than the number of your leg's hair!
12. Beware! Your bones are going to be disconnected.
13. How can you use my intestines as a gift?

 

[Leongsam]

<center>An Italian, a Scotsman and a Chinese fellow

</center>An Italian, a Scotsman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a construction site.


The foreman points out a huge pile of sand and says to the Italian guy, 'You're in charge of sweeping.'


To the Scotsman he says, 'You're in charge of shoveling.'


And to the Chinese guy, 'You're in charge of supplies.'


He then says, 'Now, I have to leave for a little while. I expect you guys to make a dent in that there pile.'


So the foreman goes away for a couple hours and when he returns, the pile of sand is untouched.


He asks the Italian, 'Why didn't you sweep any of it?'


The Italian replies, 'I no hava no broom. You saida to the Chinese a fella that he a wasa in a charge of supplies, but he hasa disappeared and I no coulda finda him nowhere.'


Then the foreman turns to the Scotsman and says, 'And you, I thought I told you to shovel this pile.'


The Scotsman replies, 'Aye, ye did lad, boot ah couldnay get meself a shoovel! Ye left th' Chinese gadgie in chairge of supplies, boot ah couldnayfin' him either.'


The foreman is really angry now and storms off toward the pile of sand to look for the Chinese guy ...Just then, the Chinese guy leaps out from behind the pile of sand and yells...


'SUPPLIES!!'

 

[Jah_rastafar_I]

Jah_rastafar_I

Time for you to rise up a bit from the low life low level rathole you are now living in.

shut up troll, go find more articles and more lame one liners keling troll.

 

[High Command]

Death is final. There is nothing after death. Zilch. Life is finite. Make the most of it with the time you have left.

You are so right! Time to go to the other forum and download all the porn and dirty pics I can enjoy!