Is it better to die without hymen or with hymen intact?

[LaoHongBiscuit]

as per above topic

 

[lostvirgin]

Deary, it's hard to say, the Bangala collecting the body from Mayfair may have other ideas in mind.

 

[lostvirgin]

Deary, I suggest such people to cremate themselves while still alive with their hymen or imagined hymen.

Once dead, there might be a queue for it before they get cremated, it's not nice to go hell not knowing for sure if hymen is intact.

@ginfreely please note.

 

[sbfuncle]

This is very tricky.
Both also got pro and cons.
Die with hymen intact will run into risk of corpse kana rape while dying without hymen intact will not be a virgin in heaven

 

[lostvirgin]

Die with hymen intact will run into risk of corpse kana rape

Deary, usually corpse rape won't happen unless the person in question brags about her virginity while alive.

 

[sbfuncle]

Deary, usually corpse rape won't happen unless the person in question brags about her virginity while alive.

The Mayfair slut is in great danger as the dirty name, ic number and address are all known

 

[lostvirgin]

dying without hymen intact will not be a virgin in heaven

For this, only real virgins will go to heaven, the rest will be in hell. For @ginfreely she will be the Succubus team lead, right hand slut of Satan.

 

[lostvirgin]

The Mayfair slut is in great danger as the dirty name, ic number and address are all known

Yes deary, that's why I have been telling her to cremate today.

 

[duluxe]

With hymen intact, you stand a chance to enjoy your afterlife in islamic heaven instead of experiencing eternal heat in hell.

 

[lostvirgin]

With hymen intact, you stand a chance to enjoy your afterlife in islamic heaven instead of experiencing eternal heat in hell.

Dearest, do you have a virgin authenticator?
We need to clear the air once and for all that @ginfreely is used.

 

[The Crow]

Better to die if never or dun want to experience Orgasm ...