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PEASANTPORE: Even as the regime minions and lackeys tackle their collective blunders posed by the Wuhan Plague outbreak, the regime is unlikely to look further ahead and invest beyond Rent Economy 2.0! Kee Chiew is still singing the same old song, banking solely on cheap infrastructure, cheaper peasants and cheapest foreign serfs.
Kee Chiew was speaking on Sunday (Jun 14) in the fourth of a series of six pre-Erection rallies by Cabinet Minions laying out the PAP’s plans for the future. The first of these speeches was delivered by Ruler Loong on Jun 7.
PEASANTPORE’S ADDICTION TO RENT ECONOMY
Noting the Talk Cock Sing Song Future Sex Council, formed in 2017 and led by Prime Puppet Heng $wee $wee, had already been driving such preparations but has nothing to show for, Kee Chiew recycled the materials from Primary School Social Studies textbooks that set Peasantpore apart – its intangible strengths.
He noted that while many foreign merchants have chosen to locate and expand their businesses in Peasantpore to plunder the region, this was based on main factor - The Reigning Hegemon Uncle Sam's Economic Playbook.
“They (foreign MNCs) chose Peasantpore because we are one of Uncle Sam's favoured vassals, which are not easy to replicate elsewhere. We only trained our indolent peasants to toil for foreign merchants. If they start reading Jane Austen literature textbooks, they will start to think for themselves, think independently and ask critical questions, then Familee's Rent Economy Model will be screwed,” he said.
While the ongoing Wuhan Plague has made many countries put up protectionist barriers and the Western bloc is ganging up to have a showdown with Commie Pandas, Kee Chiew warned that Peasantpore can't do much other than ensure it hedged its bets correctly.
“Whether we have PAP or no PAP regime, the Peasantpore Comprador merely adapts his or her policies to support Uncle Sam's desires. If you study Literature in O Levels, you will have the insight to see that other vassals, e.g. South Korea, Japan and Taiwan are following Uncle Sam's playbook.”
“Our nationalised cartels and crony linked firms swung into action were still caught flat footed, and it took us 5 full moons to reach out to their networks, opened new supply lines to bring back essentials like masks, PPE (personal protective equipment) and test reagents from across the world,” he added.
The minister thanked lackeys and pro-regime local merchants from organisations such as ST Logistics, Peasantpore Airlines and Sheng Siong, describing them as the vampire monopolists who took this opportunity to stay open to supply goods and services to wealthy foreigners and poorer stupid local peasants while many small and middle size enterprises were forced to eat shit by staying shut.
Kee Chiew also pointed to impeccable political control as another of regime’s intangible strengths, noting the regime continued to deny responsibility without accountability after making a series of blunders that turned the city state into South East Asia's Wuhan Plague Hub.
“Despite becoming the Wuhan Plague's Hub, we kept our production lines open for Wealthy western and Nihon merchants, including critical materials for surgical masks,” he said.
“We worked with Western and Nihon to increase their production, so that we could meet Western and Nihon demand before I flip-flop tell our local stupid peasants to start wearing masks in April 2020. Ruler Loong is proud that I meet the KPI with no political blowout, you will see me in Erection 2020". he gushed with pride.
“We are planning to tax the shit out of the digital economy in Rent Economy 3.0! We are working with fellow regimes in Aussieland, Chile and New Zealand to see how we tax digital goods and services. The other free sex trade agreements talk fest gimmicks fool every peasants throughout the region.” he said.
EXPECT MORE FOREIGN TALENTS AFTER ERECTION 2020
Meanwhile, Peasantpore will also intensify efforts to “attract more foreigners after Erection 2020”, he added.
“I know many local stupid peasants are complaining the regime should hire foreigners to give competition to Cabinet Minions and Public Service Serpents, but this is not the reality. Peasants must compete with cheaper Pinoys, Pandas, Nehs and see how they can toil faster and cheaper. We can't hire Taiwan's Health Minister Chen Shi-Chung and replace Gan Bo Yong with him,” said the well paid Minion.
“Our peasants should work harder, faster, cheaper without any conscience, this is the Hongkie 'Dog eat dog society' mentality that PAP loves. This is the best way to improve the well-being of our prosperity.”
The regime will pay lip service to ensure everyone in Peasantpore shares the benefits of the country’s growth, said Kee Chiew.
“Vivian and Israwan sleeping in their jobs, till Wuhan Plague came along, we can't even embrace a cashless digital platform. Cockup of the first class,” he hinted.
“We must enable every peasant, young and old; go digital and work 24x7. We must toil harder, faster and be cheaper, growth at all costs for the local stupid peasants,” he said.
“Our promise is this: Before you apply for dole, please work as Grab food delivery before boring us with sob stories during the 'Meet the Peasants' Session'. We will create low paying gig jobs opportunities for all local stupid peasants, no matter how old you are, get a job, do not ask for dole. So long as you are able and willing, please work as Grad drivers, delivery captains, or clear plates in hawker centers until you drop dead. In Nihon, elderly peasants who don't work starve to death.,” he added.
“I never work in private sector, my last interview was with PSC, how the hell I advise you to get the new jobs being created. Use your brains and stop acting daft like a mission school boy ok?”, he hinted before ending his pre-Erection rally.
PEASANTPORE: Even as the regime minions and lackeys tackle their collective blunders posed by the Wuhan Plague outbreak, the regime is unlikely to look further ahead and invest beyond Rent Economy 2.0! Kee Chiew is still singing the same old song, banking solely on cheap infrastructure, cheaper peasants and cheapest foreign serfs.
Kee Chiew was speaking on Sunday (Jun 14) in the fourth of a series of six pre-Erection rallies by Cabinet Minions laying out the PAP’s plans for the future. The first of these speeches was delivered by Ruler Loong on Jun 7.
PEASANTPORE’S ADDICTION TO RENT ECONOMY
Noting the Talk Cock Sing Song Future Sex Council, formed in 2017 and led by Prime Puppet Heng $wee $wee, had already been driving such preparations but has nothing to show for, Kee Chiew recycled the materials from Primary School Social Studies textbooks that set Peasantpore apart – its intangible strengths.
He noted that while many foreign merchants have chosen to locate and expand their businesses in Peasantpore to plunder the region, this was based on main factor - The Reigning Hegemon Uncle Sam's Economic Playbook.
“They (foreign MNCs) chose Peasantpore because we are one of Uncle Sam's favoured vassals, which are not easy to replicate elsewhere. We only trained our indolent peasants to toil for foreign merchants. If they start reading Jane Austen literature textbooks, they will start to think for themselves, think independently and ask critical questions, then Familee's Rent Economy Model will be screwed,” he said.
While the ongoing Wuhan Plague has made many countries put up protectionist barriers and the Western bloc is ganging up to have a showdown with Commie Pandas, Kee Chiew warned that Peasantpore can't do much other than ensure it hedged its bets correctly.
“Whether we have PAP or no PAP regime, the Peasantpore Comprador merely adapts his or her policies to support Uncle Sam's desires. If you study Literature in O Levels, you will have the insight to see that other vassals, e.g. South Korea, Japan and Taiwan are following Uncle Sam's playbook.”
“Our nationalised cartels and crony linked firms swung into action were still caught flat footed, and it took us 5 full moons to reach out to their networks, opened new supply lines to bring back essentials like masks, PPE (personal protective equipment) and test reagents from across the world,” he added.
The minister thanked lackeys and pro-regime local merchants from organisations such as ST Logistics, Peasantpore Airlines and Sheng Siong, describing them as the vampire monopolists who took this opportunity to stay open to supply goods and services to wealthy foreigners and poorer stupid local peasants while many small and middle size enterprises were forced to eat shit by staying shut.
Kee Chiew also pointed to impeccable political control as another of regime’s intangible strengths, noting the regime continued to deny responsibility without accountability after making a series of blunders that turned the city state into South East Asia's Wuhan Plague Hub.
“Despite becoming the Wuhan Plague's Hub, we kept our production lines open for Wealthy western and Nihon merchants, including critical materials for surgical masks,” he said.
“We worked with Western and Nihon to increase their production, so that we could meet Western and Nihon demand before I flip-flop tell our local stupid peasants to start wearing masks in April 2020. Ruler Loong is proud that I meet the KPI with no political blowout, you will see me in Erection 2020". he gushed with pride.
“We are planning to tax the shit out of the digital economy in Rent Economy 3.0! We are working with fellow regimes in Aussieland, Chile and New Zealand to see how we tax digital goods and services. The other free sex trade agreements talk fest gimmicks fool every peasants throughout the region.” he said.
EXPECT MORE FOREIGN TALENTS AFTER ERECTION 2020
Meanwhile, Peasantpore will also intensify efforts to “attract more foreigners after Erection 2020”, he added.
“I know many local stupid peasants are complaining the regime should hire foreigners to give competition to Cabinet Minions and Public Service Serpents, but this is not the reality. Peasants must compete with cheaper Pinoys, Pandas, Nehs and see how they can toil faster and cheaper. We can't hire Taiwan's Health Minister Chen Shi-Chung and replace Gan Bo Yong with him,” said the well paid Minion.
“Our peasants should work harder, faster, cheaper without any conscience, this is the Hongkie 'Dog eat dog society' mentality that PAP loves. This is the best way to improve the well-being of our prosperity.”
The regime will pay lip service to ensure everyone in Peasantpore shares the benefits of the country’s growth, said Kee Chiew.
“Vivian and Israwan sleeping in their jobs, till Wuhan Plague came along, we can't even embrace a cashless digital platform. Cockup of the first class,” he hinted.
“We must enable every peasant, young and old; go digital and work 24x7. We must toil harder, faster and be cheaper, growth at all costs for the local stupid peasants,” he said.
“Our promise is this: Before you apply for dole, please work as Grab food delivery before boring us with sob stories during the 'Meet the Peasants' Session'. We will create low paying gig jobs opportunities for all local stupid peasants, no matter how old you are, get a job, do not ask for dole. So long as you are able and willing, please work as Grad drivers, delivery captains, or clear plates in hawker centers until you drop dead. In Nihon, elderly peasants who don't work starve to death.,” he added.
“I never work in private sector, my last interview was with PSC, how the hell I advise you to get the new jobs being created. Use your brains and stop acting daft like a mission school boy ok?”, he hinted before ending his pre-Erection rally.
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