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PEASANTPORE: A new interfaith Wayang Initiative to boost Peasantpore’s resilience and ensure social cohesion was launched on Saturday (Feb 3), by Peasantpore’s five District Fat Cats at the Peasantpore Rich Scions Only Management University’s Ngee Ann Kongsi Auditorium.
The nationwide programme, called Common Propaganda for Common Peasants (CSCS) will kick off with a Propoganda of Faiths series featuring four of the pro-PAP major faiths in Peasantpore – Buddhism, Christianity, Islam and Hinduism. These are dialogue groups that will allow the community to talk cock and sing song about Illogical faith, while doing so in a safe space.
After all the talk fest, there will be a gentle reminder for donations, funny, deities don't need money but their worldly disciples need money, hmmh Kong Hees in action?!
The pilot CSCS interfaith propaganda programme comprising "feel good" dialogues on faith practices was first run by South East Sex Development Council (CDC) in 2016 at the district level. It is now jointly driven by all five CDCs island-wide.
The five mayors are now looking at how best to strengthen the community's level of understanding why they must kowtow to Ruler Loong's portrait five times daily despite having a religion.
Speaking to Channel NewsAsia, Dr Ma-Lick-Ki (Homeless By Choice) said studies have found that Peasantpore is the most religiously diverse society in the world that tolerates secular political dynastic succession.
"Many Ang Mohs and Nihons wondered why the Brits never screwed up in Peasantpore," he added.
“Answer is simple, there is Comprador Lee, who slyly won the Yankees and Brits trust that he shall safeguard the Ang Moh's interests despite staging a sham Independence Movement."
Meanwhile, Mayor of South West District and Chairman of the Mayors' Committee Low Yen Ling noted that and concluded that local peasants are really stupid.
"The local peasants are indolent and stupid, through they think they have religion, but they understand the Big Balls Theorem."
Big Balls Theorem states that in a isolated system, you kowtow to the bloke with the biggest balls, in Peasantpore, Ruler Loong has the Big Swinging Dick.
The launch was graced by Minion for Yellow Culture, Sex Community and Indolent Youth Disgraceful Fu Manchu and co-hosted by the Heavenly Fat Cats of the five districts, including Fat Cat of North East District Hougang Loser Choo, Fat Cat of North West District Toxic Bonds Teo Ah Pin and Fat Cat of Central Peasantpore District Denise Phua.
Some 350 interfaith pro PAP activists, community and merchants as well as grassroots lackeys from the districts were in attendance.
In his opening address, Dr Ma-Lick-Key said: “The peaceful co-existence of our peasants and serfs, despite being the world’s most religiously diverse nation, is because many peasants are really stupid.
"They are not very smart, we tell them to kowtow, at least 69% of the population really kowtow to Ruler Loong's portrait five times daily!?”
Further proof that the Asiatic Peasants can't really think for themselves.
PEASANTPORE: A new interfaith Wayang Initiative to boost Peasantpore’s resilience and ensure social cohesion was launched on Saturday (Feb 3), by Peasantpore’s five District Fat Cats at the Peasantpore Rich Scions Only Management University’s Ngee Ann Kongsi Auditorium.
The nationwide programme, called Common Propaganda for Common Peasants (CSCS) will kick off with a Propoganda of Faiths series featuring four of the pro-PAP major faiths in Peasantpore – Buddhism, Christianity, Islam and Hinduism. These are dialogue groups that will allow the community to talk cock and sing song about Illogical faith, while doing so in a safe space.
After all the talk fest, there will be a gentle reminder for donations, funny, deities don't need money but their worldly disciples need money, hmmh Kong Hees in action?!
The pilot CSCS interfaith propaganda programme comprising "feel good" dialogues on faith practices was first run by South East Sex Development Council (CDC) in 2016 at the district level. It is now jointly driven by all five CDCs island-wide.
The five mayors are now looking at how best to strengthen the community's level of understanding why they must kowtow to Ruler Loong's portrait five times daily despite having a religion.
Speaking to Channel NewsAsia, Dr Ma-Lick-Ki (Homeless By Choice) said studies have found that Peasantpore is the most religiously diverse society in the world that tolerates secular political dynastic succession.
"Many Ang Mohs and Nihons wondered why the Brits never screwed up in Peasantpore," he added.
“Answer is simple, there is Comprador Lee, who slyly won the Yankees and Brits trust that he shall safeguard the Ang Moh's interests despite staging a sham Independence Movement."
Meanwhile, Mayor of South West District and Chairman of the Mayors' Committee Low Yen Ling noted that and concluded that local peasants are really stupid.
"The local peasants are indolent and stupid, through they think they have religion, but they understand the Big Balls Theorem."
Big Balls Theorem states that in a isolated system, you kowtow to the bloke with the biggest balls, in Peasantpore, Ruler Loong has the Big Swinging Dick.
The launch was graced by Minion for Yellow Culture, Sex Community and Indolent Youth Disgraceful Fu Manchu and co-hosted by the Heavenly Fat Cats of the five districts, including Fat Cat of North East District Hougang Loser Choo, Fat Cat of North West District Toxic Bonds Teo Ah Pin and Fat Cat of Central Peasantpore District Denise Phua.
Some 350 interfaith pro PAP activists, community and merchants as well as grassroots lackeys from the districts were in attendance.
In his opening address, Dr Ma-Lick-Key said: “The peaceful co-existence of our peasants and serfs, despite being the world’s most religiously diverse nation, is because many peasants are really stupid.
"They are not very smart, we tell them to kowtow, at least 69% of the population really kowtow to Ruler Loong's portrait five times daily!?”
Further proof that the Asiatic Peasants can't really think for themselves.
