Illogical Covid Measures: Did you encounter them before?

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Robert Potter


People actually believe ...
Me AT GROCERY STORE:
Why is there plastic on the payment keypad?
Cashier: to protect people from Covid.
Me : but isn’t everyone touching the plastic keypad the same way they would the regular keypad?

Cashier: no words. Confused look.

Me : Why Dont you pack the grocery bags anymore?
Cashier : Because of covid 19 to reduce the spread of catching or spreading the virus.
Me : But a shelf packer took it out of a box and put on the shelf, a few customers might of picked it up and put back deciding they Dont want it, I put it in my buggy then on the conveyer belt, YOU pick it up to scan it.. But putting it in a bag after you scan is risky??
Cashier : no words, confused look

Me AT DRIVE-THRU:
Server: (holds a tray out the window with a bag of food for logical friend to grab)
Me: why is my bag of food on a tray?
Server: so I don’t touch your food because of Covid.
Me: didn’t the cook touch my food? Didn’t the person wrapping my food touch it and then touch it again when placing it in my bag? Didn’t you touch the bag and put it on the tray? Didn’t you touch the tray?

Server: no words. Confused look.

Me in SOCIETY:
Society ; If you cough or sneeze do it in your elbow or sleeve,
Also society : Dont shake hands or hug anyone or you will spread the virus..
To greet people do an elbow tap instead.
Me : Elbow tap

? Isn't that where you tell people to sneeze or cough? into their elbow? Now you want people to tap each other with that elbow

wouldn't it be safer to sneeze into elbow and shake hands like we did before Covid

Me AT RESTAURANT:
Hostess: ok, I can seat you at this table right here (4 feet away), but I will need you to wear a mask to the table.
Me: what happens when I get to the table?
Hostess: you can take off the mask.
Me: then it is safe over there?
Hostess: yes.
Me: are those fans blowing above the table? Is that the air-conditioning I feel? Is the air circulating in here?

Hostess: no words. Confused look.

SOCIETY:
You are not allowed to stand and drink at the pub or bar, you have to sit down.
But at the shopping centre you are not allowed to sit down, all the chairs are roped off.
Who thinks this shit up?
Life is hard for logical people right now. We are being raised without the ability to process and execute logic

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[syed putra]

Biggest scam of the century. But sounds more like it started elsewhere and not in wuhan which seems unscathed.

 

[gingerlyn]

Biggest scam of the century. But sounds more like it started elsewhere and not in wuhan which seems unscathed.

China created the virus and has the cure already before the virus was created

 

[syed putra]

Me at the restaurant.
Wear mask or do not enter.
So enter with mask, but take off when eating.

 

[a_korusawa]

same kopitiam where roundtable for 4 pax, but the next roundtable cannot be seated which is >1m away
same kopitiam where fixed squaretable for 4pax, side-by-side cannot be seated. . . . but the squaretable on the next row which is <1m away, yet its available for customers
really dunno what standard is safety distancing is measured?
worse, safety distant bet, customers varies especially the foodcourts in heartland malls compared to those in orchard rd etc. !

 

[sweetiepie]

KNN my uncle has been observing this joke from the very beginning KNN the most illogical one (already not in place now) is to ensure safe distancing they actually block out all the traffic walkway and divert all to squeeze in a common walkway KNN that person who proposed this should be executed for his stoopidity KNN blocking a route to prevent people from entering a building without safe entry is different from blocking a route where it will lead to a common place with no safe entry KNN who the fucking coconut head think of this which mother fucking jibye useless minister approved this ? KNN

 

[knnccb]

Robert Potter


People actually believe ...
Me AT GROCERY STORE:
Why is there plastic on the payment keypad?
Cashier: to protect people from Covid.
Me : but isn’t everyone touching the plastic keypad the same way they would the regular keypad?

Cashier: no words. Confused look.

Me : Why Dont you pack the grocery bags anymore?
Cashier : Because of covid 19 to reduce the spread of catching or spreading the virus.
Me : But a shelf packer took it out of a box and put on the shelf, a few customers might of picked it up and put back deciding they Dont want it, I put it in my buggy then on the conveyer belt, YOU pick it up to scan it.. But putting it in a bag after you scan is risky??
Cashier : no words, confused look

Me AT DRIVE-THRU:
Server: (holds a tray out the window with a bag of food for logical friend to grab)
Me: why is my bag of food on a tray?
Server: so I don’t touch your food because of Covid.
Me: didn’t the cook touch my food? Didn’t the person wrapping my food touch it and then touch it again when placing it in my bag? Didn’t you touch the bag and put it on the tray? Didn’t you touch the tray?

Server: no words. Confused look.

Me in SOCIETY:
Society ; If you cough or sneeze do it in your elbow or sleeve,
Also society : Dont shake hands or hug anyone or you will spread the virus..
To greet people do an elbow tap instead.
Me : Elbow tap

? Isn't that where you tell people to sneeze or cough? into their elbow? Now you want people to tap each other with that elbow

wouldn't it be safer to sneeze into elbow and shake hands like we did before Covid

Me AT RESTAURANT:
Hostess: ok, I can seat you at this table right here (4 feet away), but I will need you to wear a mask to the table.
Me: what happens when I get to the table?
Hostess: you can take off the mask.
Me: then it is safe over there?
Hostess: yes.
Me: are those fans blowing above the table? Is that the air-conditioning I feel? Is the air circulating in here?

Hostess: no words. Confused look.

SOCIETY:
You are not allowed to stand and drink at the pub or bar, you have to sit down.
But at the shopping centre you are not allowed to sit down, all the chairs are roped off.
Who thinks this shit up?
Life is hard for logical people right now. We are being raised without the ability to process and execute logic

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u shld vaccinate your brain against stupidity, lol

 

[Leongsam]

ALL the Covid measures make no sense.

There is no beating the virus no matter what measures are taken.