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If life no improve, vote u cho simi?

VIBGYOR

Alfrescian
Loyal
The poem below reflects the sentiments of many of us.
You only get to see your MP's face when they want something from
you, your VOTE!!! Other times, their attitude is "lu si lu aeh tai chi". If a GE is impending & your constituency/GRC is contested vote for anyone except PAP.

Below a Poem by "Ong Ah Bee" circulated on the net

Poem by Ong Ah Bee

Recently, my white MP,
Kok on my door, and very kek ki..
Say 'I've worked so hard, so vote for me',
'Or rubbish won't be cleared, in your vicinty'..

I said 'Dear MP of my GRC',
'Dun remember u, so please pardon me'..
'I only saw you on TV',
'Dozing off and jiak liao bee'..

Last GE I voted for thee,
2 % up in GST..
Cut CPF and up utility,
Are still very clear in my memory..

5 years later, then you come to me,
Fresh from your slumber of ivory..
Say that only, you can help me,
Escape from a life of poverty..

Just take a drive on CTE,
Count the number, of all the gantries..
Or squeeze a ride on the MRT,
That has not been cleared for ye..

My life since the last GE,
Has been downhill though I voted PAP..
If I vote the same for your sleeping spree,
I can expect the same misery..

So this time round, I vote for somebody,
Who will kachiao you, to productivity..
Forms fill wrong, no big deal to me,
If there's someone to speak up for ah bee..

So dear MP of GRC,
If life no improve, vote u cho simi?
 

R4g3

Alfrescian
Loyal
The poem below reflects the sentiments of many of us.
You only get to see your MP's face when they want something from
you, your VOTE!!! Other times, their attitude is "lu si lu aeh tai chi". If a GE is impending & your constituency/GRC is contested vote for anyone except PAP.

Below a Poem by "Ong Ah Bee" circulated on the net

Poem by Ong Ah Bee

Recently, my white MP,
Kok on my door, and very kek ki..
Say 'I've worked so hard, so vote for me',
'Or rubbish won't be cleared, in your vicinty'..

I said 'Dear MP of my GRC',
'Dun remember u, so please pardon me'..
'I only saw you on TV',
'Dozing off and jiak liao bee'..

Last GE I voted for thee,
2 % up in GST..
Cut CPF and up utility,
Are still very clear in my memory..

5 years later, then you come to me,
Fresh from your slumber of ivory..
Say that only, you can help me,
Escape from a life of poverty..

Just take a drive on CTE,
Count the number, of all the gantries..
Or squeeze a ride on the MRT,
That has not been cleared for ye..

My life since the last GE,
Has been downhill though I voted PAP..
If I vote the same for your sleeping spree,
I can expect the same misery..

So this time round, I vote for somebody,
Who will kachiao you, to productivity..
Forms fill wrong, no big deal to me,
If there's someone to speak up for ah bee..

So dear MP of GRC,
If life no improve, vote u cho simi?

this is written before GE2006, but i guess it still applies to 2009 and continue to do until the pappies are voted out, or at least lose a GRC.
 
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