I chop if the Oppo wins more than 1 seat in GE2011!

[Maximilian Chua-Heng]

OK it's election time and avid punters like myself always enjoy watching the show with some wager thrown in the hat.

Here's my bet: The ruling party to win all seats barring 1 if not I tok!

Forget about the "noise" on the net. It counts for nothing, as it accounts for at most 1% of voters. Get real!

I may hedge my bet after Nomination Day. Good luck to all punters!

 

[Khun Ying Pojaman]

Use a waterproof marker pen and write your Avatar on your dick with date and time and post the picture on this thread.

 

[dysentry]

 

[annexa]

Somehow, I have the feeling he may get to keep his precious little thing...

 

[po2wq]

... Here's my bet: The ruling party to win all seats barring 1 if not I tok! ...

chop wat? ...

last x times, u put chop ur xxxx ... now, u dun even dare 2 put xxxx ....

 

[glockman]

OK it's election time and avid punters like myself always enjoy watching the show with some wager thrown in the hat.

Here's my bet: The ruling party to win all seats barring 1 if not I tok!

Forget about the "noise" on the net. It counts for nothing, as it accounts for at most 1% of voters. Get real!

I may hedge my bet after Nomination Day. Good luck to all punters!

I tend to agree with you, except the chop cock part. In 2006, with all the unhappiness expressed on internet forums all across the land, I was cock sure there would be a big upset to pap. We were expecting a political tsunami. Then the results came out 66.6%.....I was stunned beyond words. What happened to all those unhappy pple? Did they chicken out? Then I realised only a minority of voters peruse internet forums. This time round, with the internet more pervasive than in 2006, I am sure more voters are regular forum viewers/participants. So lets see.

 

[ballsathome]

OK it's election time and avid punters like myself always enjoy watching the show with some wager thrown in the hat.
Here's my bet: The ruling party to win all seats barring 1 if not I tok!

Heheh.. You balls-less shit. Last two bets you've lost and chickened out without chopping. First bet you lost after Obama beat McCain. Second bet you lost to Paul the Octopus. Still got the cheek to ask admin how to delete your thread. You should keep your mouth shut and stop talking big before i zap you to keep your points below 500.

 

[jw5]

chop wat? ...

last x times, u put chop ur xxxx ... now, u dun even dare 2 put xxxx ....

Maybe he did chop but it grow again?

 

[Sideswipe]

Here's my bet: The ruling party to win all seats barring 1 if not I tok!

hope you win although I don't understand why you peoples like to bet you know what. our politicians should follow your example and make their elections bets or vows to show the electorate that they are serious.

if PAP don't win all seats barring 1, LHL will tok!
if WP don't win more than 1 seat, LTK will tok!
if NSP don't win Tampines GRC, GMS will tok!
if RP don't contest WC and CCK GRC as promised, KJ will tok!
if DPP don't contest TP and MP GRC as promised, whoever in charge will tok!

 

[silverfox@]

hope you win although I don't understand why you peoples like to bet you know what. our politicians should follow your example and make their elections bets or vows to show the electorate that they are serious.

if PAP don't win all seats barring 1, LHL will tok!
if WP don't win more than 1 seat, LTK will tok!
if NSP don't win Tampines GRC, GMS will tok!
if RP don't contest WC and CCK GRC as promised, KJ will tok!
if DPP don't contest TP and MP GRC as promised, whoever in charge will tok!

tok what? tok cock ?
chop what? chicken chop? pork chop?

 

[Khun Ying Pojaman]

Maybe he did chop but it grow again?

Which is why I want him to snap a pic of his dick so that we know how many cm he chopped.

But for this exercise, we must first get Ivebert to fluff his dick to full size.

 

[jw5]

Which is why I want him to snap a pic of his dick so that we know how many cm he chopped.

But for this exercise, we must first get Ivebert to fluff his dick to full size.

Please don't.
They might just do it.

 

[Varuna]

Please don't.
They might just do it.

A friendly reminder - please attach a super zoom lens before taking the pic. My eyesight is getting worse nowadays.

 

[seebaysong]

He is right ... But let's not be discouraged... There r always miracles and a certain ms tin

 

[Rogue Trader]

no need so big knife for him. use penknife also too big for his tiny bird.

 

[Robert Half]

I tend to agree with you, except the chop cock part. In 2006, with all the unhappiness expressed on internet forums all across the land, I was cock sure there would be a big upset to pap. We were expecting a political tsunami. Then the results came out 66.6%.....I was stunned beyond words. What happened to all those unhappy pple? Did they chicken out? Then I realised only a minority of voters peruse internet forums. This time round, with the internet more pervasive than in 2006, I am sure more voters are regular forum viewers/participants. So lets see.

Internet forums represent a small SG populations. In fact I know that a lot of sinkie women, taxi drivers & others very pro-PAP.

But please do not discount opposition supporters that voted for them. I believe they will still keep trying hard

 

[Maximilian Chua-Heng]

Wah say...knife no need so big right!

This time I'll be 3rd time lucky, knife not needed confirmed!

 

[gerard126333]

I tend to agree with you, except the chop cock part. In 2006, with all the unhappiness expressed on internet forums all across the land, I was cock sure there would be a big upset to pap. We were expecting a political tsunami. Then the results came out 66.6%.....I was stunned beyond words. What happened to all those unhappy pple? Did they chicken out? Then I realised only a minority of voters peruse internet forums. This time round, with the internet more pervasive than in 2006, I am sure more voters are regular forum viewers/participants. So lets see.

You forgot many ppl didn't get a chance to vote back in 2006 because of one thing: "walkovers"....

 

[po2wq]

Wah say...knife no need so big right! ...

ya, man! ...

kill chicken no nid use cow knife ...

 

[GoldenDragon]

Internet forums represent a small SG populations. In fact I know that a lot of sinkie women, taxi drivers & others very pro-PAP.

But please do not discount opposition supporters that voted for them. I believe they will still keep trying hard

Fear of PAP and ignorance of voters can be attributed as causal factors why opposition always under-perform.