Hubby had sex using cucumbers and brinjals

[MarrickG]

A MAN who misused cucumbers and brinjals while having sex with his wife is in trouble with the law.

The woman claimed that he had forced a cucumber or a brinjal into her private part at least seven times in the past six years ago, police sources told Harian Metro.

Apparently, the man, who is in his 40s, had erectile problems after an accident.

It is learnt that the man began abusing his wife, who is in her 30s, with the vegetables after he got the idea from watching pornographic videos.

“The victim suffered physical and mental anguish because of that. She had pleaded with her husband to stop his improper act,” a source said, adding that she was concerned about her health, besides the discomfort and pain.

The woman, who lives in Kajang, Kuala Lumpur, made a police report on Friday.

http://thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2009/5/14/nation/3904162&sec=nation

 

[chingchong]

She lives in Kajang, a town famous for satay. I guess she will skip the cucumbers that come with the dish.

 

[MarrickG]

She lives in Kajang, a town famous for satay. I guess she will skip the cucumbers that come with the dish.

I think she would prefer a dildo...

 

[Ah Guan]

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I think she would prefer a dildo...

Har? She likes satay served with dildo?

 

[johnny333]

She lives in Kajang, a town famous for satay. I guess she will skip the cucumbers that come with the dish.

Heard about the famous satay. Would like to try, is there a place where the satay vendors congregate? Is the famous Kajang satay sold by a single satay vendor or group of satay vendors from kajang?

 

[chingchong]

I learned about it from a report by Melissa Goh, the ChannelNewsAsia correspondent in Malaysia, the one with the blow-job lips. She said you can smell the satay as soon as you enter the town. So just follow your nose.

 

[MarrickG]

I learned about it from a report by Melissa Goh, the ChannelNewsAsia correspondent in Malaysia, the one with the blow-job lips. She said you can smell the satay as soon as you enter the town. So just follow your nose.

Ha...just skip the cucumbers there...

 

[@rmadill0]

Pity the wife. Already the hubby cannot satisfy her and instead of seeking treatment, he subjected her to such torture.

 

[singveld]

dildo and ky jelly much better than vege. when i think of vege, i think of tonychat.

 

[Lee Hsien Tau]

dildo and ky jelly much better than vege. when i think of vege, i think of tonychat.

Hubby probably subscribe to 'green movement'.

Must have used small cucumber lah.

 

[yansen84]

Heard about the famous satay. Would like to try, is there a place where the satay vendors congregate? Is the famous Kajang satay sold by a single satay vendor or group of satay vendors from kajang?

a group of vendors. they are conveniently located all together in something that resembles a hawker centre.

 

[singveld]

maybe there is no sex shop around his area.

 

[Lee Hsien Tau]

maybe there is no sex shop around his area.

I dunno what's she gripping about.

I remember a report of ah neh using hot iron rod to toast his wifey's pussy.

That was abalone satay.

 

[mercbenz]

The stupid man, instead of giving pleasure to his wife, he hurt her.