The England Bill of Rights can be easily perverted by Asiatic practices. Let us briefly examine how each rights could be trampled on citing infamous examples, Soviets, Ruler Loong, Obama, Northern Mats or some other Asiatic tinpots.
No amateurish interference with the law by the Prince or his lackeys
Farking Westminister joke because Ruler Loong appoints the pliant Cheap Justice who then appoint other lackeys as junior judges. Judges who lost to their conscience usually lose their tenure next e.g. Michael Khoo. No idiotic Prince will appoint somebody who balks him by passing unfavourable judgements supporting political dissenters. The Yanks have the same problem but many old peasants note that Obama has a tougher time appointing his pals as Cheap Justice. The Yanks made the process such a pain so that any Uncle Sam Prince is unable to co-opt his chums as judges via mass orgy procedures. In Peasantpore, this perversion is made simpler if you realised the reigning rubber stamp President, Phony Tan is related to Ruler Loong via commonwealth marriage. Nepotism. By using his lackeys as judges, Ruler Loong may not act as a judge directly but by proxy he is a judge for those politically moltivated ones to punish dissenters. Older peasants will remember Operation Spectrum where Old Autocrat kept modifying the laws to water down Habeas Corpus writs to detain 22 stupid peasants for fun. A blatant example of a Prince playing monkey business on laws to meet his ends.
No taxation by Prince's whims and fancies.
England drunkards think this bill constraints the rights of the sovereign because the agreement of parliament became necessary to introduce any taxes e.g. Magna Carta. Another farking joke because in Peasantpore, taxes can be introduced in the levies and the latters can be constructed according to the whims and fancies of the Prince. We have the so called 'water conservation levy' that ultimately engored Peasantpore utilities companies with fat cat profits. Such sweetheart levies implies state owned utilities do not have to bug the Moneybags Ministry for handouts. The same trick is routinely used in Commie PRC. Provincial or counties rascal feudal lords routine impose new taxes onto PRC peasants.
Petition the Prince without fear of retribution
The purpose of the political petition is to unite stupid peasants against a political prince to formal state some grumbles. The Prince's tardy attention or inattention to those moans present an opportunity for the peasants to embarrass the Prince during procedural erections. In this respect, Ruler Loong has little need to pervert this right because the 'Buy 1 get 4 free lackeys' GRC scam returns his ruling party to absolute majority during Procedural Erections. The perversion is practised widely in Commie PRC. Petitioners are routinely beaten up and detained if they try to submit petitions to the Central Regime in Beijing to address their grievances.
No standing army may be maintained during a time of peace without the consent of parliament.
Old Autocrat has crowed he will learn from the Thai Privy Council and order the army to stage a coup if his political foes defeated his ruling party in a freak Procedural Erections. A typical Asiatic response to losing an erection. Butcher Deng surprised the Nihon Imperialists when he ordered the tanks to steamroll student and worker protesters during the Tiananmen Slaughter. The Nihon imperialists must be kicking their own butts while they raped and pillaged their way throughout Mainland China during WWII, they could have used cheaper tanks to silence the Chinks into submission.
No Princely interference in the election of members of parliament
Gerrymandering (electoral boundaries subversion) is a nice trick to interference erections of peasants' representatives. Anson ward was one rebellious precint that supported JB Jeyaratnam and balked Old Autocrat. It was absorbed into a pliant GRC and ceased to exist after JBJ was forced out of Parliament using a series of dirty tricks despite serious reservations by the England Privy Council. During Procedural Erections 2012, a motley group of dissenters were disqualified while trying to give Old Autocrat a hard time in Tanjong Pagar. The canvassing would have dealt a mortal toil on the aging Old Autocrat and imagine the collective relief when the disqualification was approved by the Procedural Erections Committee who is no appointed by Ruler Loong himself.
The freedom of speech and debates or proceedings in show Parliament ought not to be impeached or questioned in any court or place out of Parliament.
Asiatic regimes have an ingenious way of subverting this right. They allow dissenters to talk cock sing song, moan, groan, 'cry father and cry mother' and suddenly the Gestapo steps in and used weird charges to arrest the troublemakers. Steve Chia was a persistent prick in Ruler Loong's arse and was somehow accused to be a pervert who flim his maid naked. Get the hint, 'talk some more, you get your arse busted'?!.
No ruinous fines or forfeitures without trial
The Soviets are the grandmasters at perverting this right and it was shamelessly mastered by Old Autocrat, ex-Regent Woody and Ruler Loong. A show trial is as good as no trial since the judgement are already fixed with the legal lackeys going through the procedural trial to present a facade. In most cases, the political dissenters in Peasantpore are given Stalinist show trials, proclaimed guilty for insulting Ruler Loong and are made to paid ruinous fines or be exiled. Old Autocrat tried the same trick suing his comrade turned foe Nair in Canada. Old Autocrat was made a laughing stock when the Canadians dismissed his silly 'bo liao' suit, proving while Anglo-saxons may worship Golden Calf or could lapse into paedophilic practice, they occassional have the backbone to stand up to Asiatic bullying using legal games.
No excessive bail or "cruel and unusual" punishments may be imposed.
Farking joke. It is worst in Peasantpore, Ruler Loong simply issue a decree citing ISA and presto, whoever he hates get packed in a cell and will be subjected to Kempeitai style beatings till they 'cry father cry mother'. Vincent Cheng, alleged Commie agitator claimed he was stripped bare under air conditioning and beaten till a knock out punch send him peeing and begging for mercy. The Northern Mats learnt well and applied the same series of beating for Anwar but a misplaced blue-black created international sneers. The Peasantpore regime is kind to idiotic Catholic Vincent Cheng because if PrataNathan was presiding over the torture, idiot Cheng will have his arse impaled with the longest lamp post that PrataNathan could get his Kempeitai trained hands on near the Istana. Of course such abuse is mild compared to Northern Mats who routine and recently murder their political dissenters during police custody.
No amateurish interference with the law by the Prince or his lackeys
Farking Westminister joke because Ruler Loong appoints the pliant Cheap Justice who then appoint other lackeys as junior judges. Judges who lost to their conscience usually lose their tenure next e.g. Michael Khoo. No idiotic Prince will appoint somebody who balks him by passing unfavourable judgements supporting political dissenters. The Yanks have the same problem but many old peasants note that Obama has a tougher time appointing his pals as Cheap Justice. The Yanks made the process such a pain so that any Uncle Sam Prince is unable to co-opt his chums as judges via mass orgy procedures. In Peasantpore, this perversion is made simpler if you realised the reigning rubber stamp President, Phony Tan is related to Ruler Loong via commonwealth marriage. Nepotism. By using his lackeys as judges, Ruler Loong may not act as a judge directly but by proxy he is a judge for those politically moltivated ones to punish dissenters. Older peasants will remember Operation Spectrum where Old Autocrat kept modifying the laws to water down Habeas Corpus writs to detain 22 stupid peasants for fun. A blatant example of a Prince playing monkey business on laws to meet his ends.
No taxation by Prince's whims and fancies.
England drunkards think this bill constraints the rights of the sovereign because the agreement of parliament became necessary to introduce any taxes e.g. Magna Carta. Another farking joke because in Peasantpore, taxes can be introduced in the levies and the latters can be constructed according to the whims and fancies of the Prince. We have the so called 'water conservation levy' that ultimately engored Peasantpore utilities companies with fat cat profits. Such sweetheart levies implies state owned utilities do not have to bug the Moneybags Ministry for handouts. The same trick is routinely used in Commie PRC. Provincial or counties rascal feudal lords routine impose new taxes onto PRC peasants.
Petition the Prince without fear of retribution
The purpose of the political petition is to unite stupid peasants against a political prince to formal state some grumbles. The Prince's tardy attention or inattention to those moans present an opportunity for the peasants to embarrass the Prince during procedural erections. In this respect, Ruler Loong has little need to pervert this right because the 'Buy 1 get 4 free lackeys' GRC scam returns his ruling party to absolute majority during Procedural Erections. The perversion is practised widely in Commie PRC. Petitioners are routinely beaten up and detained if they try to submit petitions to the Central Regime in Beijing to address their grievances.
No standing army may be maintained during a time of peace without the consent of parliament.
Old Autocrat has crowed he will learn from the Thai Privy Council and order the army to stage a coup if his political foes defeated his ruling party in a freak Procedural Erections. A typical Asiatic response to losing an erection. Butcher Deng surprised the Nihon Imperialists when he ordered the tanks to steamroll student and worker protesters during the Tiananmen Slaughter. The Nihon imperialists must be kicking their own butts while they raped and pillaged their way throughout Mainland China during WWII, they could have used cheaper tanks to silence the Chinks into submission.
No Princely interference in the election of members of parliament
Gerrymandering (electoral boundaries subversion) is a nice trick to interference erections of peasants' representatives. Anson ward was one rebellious precint that supported JB Jeyaratnam and balked Old Autocrat. It was absorbed into a pliant GRC and ceased to exist after JBJ was forced out of Parliament using a series of dirty tricks despite serious reservations by the England Privy Council. During Procedural Erections 2012, a motley group of dissenters were disqualified while trying to give Old Autocrat a hard time in Tanjong Pagar. The canvassing would have dealt a mortal toil on the aging Old Autocrat and imagine the collective relief when the disqualification was approved by the Procedural Erections Committee who is no appointed by Ruler Loong himself.
The freedom of speech and debates or proceedings in show Parliament ought not to be impeached or questioned in any court or place out of Parliament.
Asiatic regimes have an ingenious way of subverting this right. They allow dissenters to talk cock sing song, moan, groan, 'cry father and cry mother' and suddenly the Gestapo steps in and used weird charges to arrest the troublemakers. Steve Chia was a persistent prick in Ruler Loong's arse and was somehow accused to be a pervert who flim his maid naked. Get the hint, 'talk some more, you get your arse busted'?!.
No ruinous fines or forfeitures without trial
The Soviets are the grandmasters at perverting this right and it was shamelessly mastered by Old Autocrat, ex-Regent Woody and Ruler Loong. A show trial is as good as no trial since the judgement are already fixed with the legal lackeys going through the procedural trial to present a facade. In most cases, the political dissenters in Peasantpore are given Stalinist show trials, proclaimed guilty for insulting Ruler Loong and are made to paid ruinous fines or be exiled. Old Autocrat tried the same trick suing his comrade turned foe Nair in Canada. Old Autocrat was made a laughing stock when the Canadians dismissed his silly 'bo liao' suit, proving while Anglo-saxons may worship Golden Calf or could lapse into paedophilic practice, they occassional have the backbone to stand up to Asiatic bullying using legal games.
No excessive bail or "cruel and unusual" punishments may be imposed.
Farking joke. It is worst in Peasantpore, Ruler Loong simply issue a decree citing ISA and presto, whoever he hates get packed in a cell and will be subjected to Kempeitai style beatings till they 'cry father cry mother'. Vincent Cheng, alleged Commie agitator claimed he was stripped bare under air conditioning and beaten till a knock out punch send him peeing and begging for mercy. The Northern Mats learnt well and applied the same series of beating for Anwar but a misplaced blue-black created international sneers. The Peasantpore regime is kind to idiotic Catholic Vincent Cheng because if PrataNathan was presiding over the torture, idiot Cheng will have his arse impaled with the longest lamp post that PrataNathan could get his Kempeitai trained hands on near the Istana. Of course such abuse is mild compared to Northern Mats who routine and recently murder their political dissenters during police custody.
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