How to 搭讪 a stranger who you're interested ?

[NanoSpeed]

If i were u....i will remove "Clone"

And jitao call her..."Ms Lin Zhi Ling"

Aiya, must hide true intention so that the girl wouldn't discover you are infatuated with her ma.

Must say in a condescending manner, like "anyone with half a brain will know you are the clone of Lin Zhiling."

 

[k1976]

Then guarantee old aunties will come and snatch. Only old aunties don't know how to use mobile phone to redeem.

Old auntie will seduce XXR with their hairy bermuda triangle....beware young ones

 

[NanoSpeed]

If u are looking for 良家charbo, pickup line is useless....unless u have Andy Lau look like many EDMW BBFA claimed

良家渣母 will not be interested in Andy Lau lah. Only Gong Chee Bye lah.

Andy is not masculine + boh tak chek.

Face is handsome, no doubt lah.

 

[Ralders]

Just ask , ai pah pow mai?

 

[NanoSpeed]

Just ask , ai pah pow mai?

This type of pick-up line happens at Geylang pavements lah.

 

[Ralders]

This type of pick-up line happens at Geylang pavements lah.

Geylang is 要去吗?

 

[PornSTAR]

Pretend that you know who she is ? That way she will not think that you're interested in her, right ?

And if she says she doesn't know you, die die also must compound the misunderstanding in order to prolong the conversation.

As long as she responds and continues to respond, your objective is achieved.

Just flash her your bank statement . . *if yours is impressive enough*

 

[mojito]

Establish eye contact. Proceed to touch your self.