How much taxpayer money PAP will have to spend to make MP Ting Pei Ling credible?

[Debonerman]

For immediate attention.

1) Get tutors to give Oral lessons. Can start at Primary Four level. She passed Primary Three.:o

2) Top spin doctors to prepare her Parliamentary speeches. And coaches to help her practice 100 times before it is read in chambers.

3) Mediacorp directors to teach her how to act like a Politician and not a stupid cunt!

4) Top couturière to start a wardrobe. Lose that silly 'I don't know what to say' white hat.

5) At least 5 RC dogs on permanent assignment to be by her side when dealing with constituents in Meet-the People sessions. And to escort all of them out to at least 100 meters away from the location. Make sure seats are made of soft plastic that can't hurt a baby let alone kill somebody.

6) That Woo plastic surgeon to at least build her a B cup.

7) Security officers must be provided to look after her and her property from damage like splashed paint.

 

[talkincock]

Life has been good to me. I just need to ride the coattail of Woody.
And i get paid 15K a month while under-study Hehe..

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Re: Petition to remove Tin Pei Ling
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Here is what our MP: Ms Tin Pei Ling wore during voting day. Beside her is her husband Ng How Yue (Principle private secretary to PM Lee hsien loong) ... now

u know how she becomes an MP ?

 

[hairylee]

$15 000 a month OJT.
It will be the highest in the world.
I don't know what to say.

 

[steffychun]

For immediate attention.

1) Get tutors to give Oral lessons. Can start at Primary Four level. She passed Primary Three.:o

2) Top spin doctors to prepare her Parliamentary speeches. And coaches to help her practice 100 times before it is read in chambers.

3) Mediacorp directors to teach her how to act like a Politician and not a stupid cunt!

4) Top couturière to start a wardrobe. Lose that silly 'I don't know what to say' white hat.

5) At least 5 RC dogs on permanent assignment to be by her side when dealing with constituents in Meet-the People sessions. And to escort all of them out to at least 100 meters away from the location. Make sure seats are made of soft plastic that can't hurt a baby let alone kill somebody.

6) That Woo plastic surgeon to at least build her a B cup.

7) Security officers must be provided to look after her and her property from damage like splashed paint.

She passed Primary three? Please she's at K2. Even a six year old knows what to say.

B cup??? For What? B is not the largest. How about double D?

 

[steffychun]

Life has been good to me. I just need to ride the coattail of Woody.
And i get paid 15K a month while under-study Hehe..

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Husband is a MAJ (NS)

 

[SotongMee]

I really don't know what to say, if it takes her 3 years like what Woody said it plus 13th month included it would be S$585,000 from tax payer...Naaabei-eh.

You know what to say, I really don't know what to say...Naaabei-eh.

$15 000 a month OJT.
It will be the highest in the world.
I don't know what to say.

 

[NoNewsGood]

The media (SPH and Mediacorp) will go into a PR overdrive to throw extremely good light on TPL that makes her on par with Mother Teresa.

 

[steffychun]

The media (SPH and Mediacorp) will go into a PR overdrive to throw extremely good light on TPL that makes her on par with Mother Teresa.

More like Sarah Palin

 

[Debonerman]

Mr. Brown and his kakis should do a video parody of Ting Pei Ling's first Meet- The -People session. I can offer some broad strokes to a script.

 

[steffychun]

Mr. Brown and his kakis should do a video parody of Ting Pei Ling's first Meet- The -People session. I can offer some broad srokes to a script.

No need script, visual will do

 

[Jchen]

What does principle private secretary do? Is it 'Coffee, sir'. Or 'Shall i reschedule your appointment for 1pm, sir?' Isn't this job more suitable for ladies.

 

[vamjok]

I really don't know what to say, if it takes her 3 years like what Woody said it plus 13th month included it would be S$585,000 from tax payer...Naaabei-eh.

You know what to say, I really don't know what to say...Naaabei-eh.

you never include 13th months and 8 months of bonus

 

[SpareTyre]

I really don't know what to say, if it takes her 3 years like what Woody said it plus 13th month included it would be S$585,000 from tax payer...Naaabei-eh.

You know what to say, I really don't know what to say...Naaabei-eh.

For what Singaporeans are about to spend on Tin Pei Ling's education to be an MP, Vivian 'Three Meals' Bala could have funded that $30 increase for Singapore's poorest families for an entire year!

Attaboy Singapore, lets continue to subsidise PAP cronies and snatch food out of the mouths of our poorest citizens

 

[Windsor]

Look, LKY just said: "Do not believe that the Singapore flight can be on auto-pilot. We will run into storms, we will run into all kinds of emergencies and we must have good pilots on board."

Best we all better jump out of the plane.