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How many Policemen can fit into an Ambulance?
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How many Policemen can fit into an Ambulance?
This is important, as at the next riot, we would need to have sufficient for Policemen to take cover in.....
That is a trick question.
Do the policemen fit themselves in before or after they shitted and pee into their pants?
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Do you expect more to fit in after shit or before shit ?
My thought is more should fit in after shit. Reason is after shit and pee, body size will reduce :p
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Just like, when I was young...stuffing into a Volkswagen...not the van though!..about 20 youngsters...these days with all the obese kids...5. During my time, a family of 5 children plus parent can fit into one...
They should organize, how many can fit into an ambulance, how fast can they run , when they open the car doors & after fitting in to the ambuslance, how fast can they open the doors & scoot off...
They should take timing....the winner or the winning team, have to patrol Hampshire/Race Course Road & Tekka area for a month...for they are the fasterest, besterest...
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PA? You mean Home Team Academy? Police Academy no more!
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shhh!....SAM still living in the stone age..please do not remind, still think that the Police Academy is still next to the Polo Club...please don't tell, that they are now near to Jalan lekar... & bet you, SAM does not know, where on earth is at Jalan lekar...
took up Judo at the P.A.....when I was very young..
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Is this a 'how many politicians needed to change a lightbulb' type of question?
SPF should include running scare and ambulance stuffing as standard police training now.
SPF should include running scare and ambulance stuffing as standard police training now.
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PA is the famous matchmaking organisation that pairs PAP MPs with hot young chicks so they can be fed mangoes.
Ambulance stuffing is a community event where all can participate. PA is the appropriate organising body for such events.
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Yes of course! another 20% more very easily be packed into the ambulance.
If this question is on how many PAP walking bags of excrement, at least twice as much more.
They are so filled with shit, and provided the shitting in pants are allowed to flow through the pants bottom, at least twice the number can fit into the ambulance.
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Did anyone shit in the ambulance before they ran for their lives?
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typical cowards the poodles. in times of riots they know the ambulance would be last to be targetted as medical emergency vehicles like in riots or war are usually left alone. hence all the poodles left their 8-9 police cars behind and ran and hide in the ambulance. classic comedy!!!! never knew the ambulane can stuff so many policemen as it is very crowded with medical equipments and oxygen tanks , trolleys etc. LOL
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Not that many if they are all of Fatty Neh Iswaran's size. Even much lesser if they are of prataman's size.
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Those days the SPF also have Volkswagen as Patrol car.
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Car stuffing and flash mob (as per that PAPzi chow Ah Neh frog in the well) at the same time in this video. 17 people into a car. More should be able to fit in an ambulance van. Poodles' retreat however will never be as dignified as the flash mob shown here:
[video=youtube;VTZmm3_hpR4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTZmm3_hpR4[/video]
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At the next national day, the SPF can do the "how many clowns can fit into a tiny car" trick!
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