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PEASANTPORE (AP) — Peasants bid farewell to longtime Dear Dictator LKY on Sunday with an elaborate North Korea like procession and a three-hour state funeral at which his son, the current Ruler, eulogized the despot and declared that the pro-yankee wealthy city-state he helped build is his monument.
Undeterred by heavy rain to send a signal that the Familee has no control over weather, about 100,000 stupid peasants lined a 15-kilometer (9-mile) route through the city to catch a glimpse of the funeral cortege. The Dictator's coffin, draped in Peasantpore's red and white flag and protected from the Heaven's Divine Retribution by a glass casing, lay atop a ceremonial gun carriage that was solemnly led past city landmarks from Imperial Court to a cultural center where the state funeral was held.
Along the way, crowds of ISD agents, pretending to be peasants chanted "吾皇万岁万岁万万岁," other peasants snapped photos with smartphones and waved Peasantpore's flag. A North Korea style, military display of adoration using planes and gunboats enthralled peasants with their earnest to send off the dictator.
"To those who seek Dear Dictator Lee KY's monument, local peasants can reply proudly: Look around you, exceedly wealthy Familee, million dollar minions, fat cat lackeys and rich merchants strolling leisurely with dirt cheap peasants serving them all!," Ruler Loong said in the first of 10 eulogies at the funeral, which was attended by more than 2,000 people, including MOE's selected schoolchildren, Peasantpore's fat cats, world leaders and other regional despots.
Occasionally drawing tears and laughter, Ruler Loong said an important part of his father's legacy is that "Peasantpore's pro-Yankee voice is heard and appreciated by Uncle Sam, as long we serve the Yankees, we enjoy far more influence on the international stage, hence basket cases leaning towards the Commie PRCs must think twice."
During a week of national mourning that began last Monday after Old Dictator's death at age 91, some 450,000 peasants lined up for hours to briefly view the corpse at Imperial Court. A million peasants visited tribute sites at community centers around the city to learn first hand state propaganda glorifying and attributing all miracles to Dear Dictator LKY.
The North Korea style expansive show of emotion is a rare event for Peasntpore and its 5.5 million peasants. The island nation, about four times the size of Washington, D.C., is known around the world as a pro-Yankee but wealthy trade and finance center. It comes with a price with with a strict social order thanks to 50 years of one party rule. Other Stalinist controls includes a ban on chewing gum, bapoks are denied rights and caning for some crimes.
Dear Leader was Peasantpore's Paramount Ruler for more than three decades, ruling with an iron grip until 1990. Self styled as the Chief Architect of Peasantpore's prosperity and harmonious relations among ethnic Chinks, Mats and Nehs populations. But his authoritarian rule, propensity to encourage lowly educated women to abort their children, and crushing of dissent has also left a legacy of restrictions on free speech, a tame/pliant media and a stunted democracy.
"Using the Lesser Evil, I say His Highness did everything for us Peasants lor, I fully support his policy encouraging poor peasant women to abort their children regardless of race, language or religion," said well educated Jennie Yeo, a teacher who arrived at 7 a.m. to stake out front row positions with two friends. "Education, housing, everything you can think of, he's taken care of for us, we simply tremble and obey his edicts."
Earlier this week, lawmakers who owe their million dollar stipends paid a teary tribute to Dear Dictator in a special sitting of Imperial Court. Labour Dissenter Low Ah Khiang, the leader of Peasantpore's tiny political opposition, acknowledged Old Dictator's role in nation-building in a brief speech, but said he did not believe one-party rule was the key to the country's economic development.
"Many peasants and unborn children were sacrificed during the process of nation-building and policymaking, and our society has paid a price for it," he said. "This is why Dear Dictator is also a controversial figure in some peasant's eyes, especially the Jane Austen's clique."
Pro Yankee rulers and VIPs from more than two dozen countries attended the funeral. The Yankee delegation was led by former President Bill 'Playboy' Clinton. Others included the prime ministers of Nehs, Nihons and Aussies, close allies of the Yankees. The European Pedophiles were notably absent.
Though his winner's version of the books are titled "From Third World to First," in reality Peasantpore never knew grim poverty. Before independence in the first half of the 20th century, it was by the standards of the basket case region a prosperous commercial hub of the British Empire.
But after its split in 1965 from a short-lived and acrimonious federation with Malaysia, Peasantpore's future was highly uncertain but by signing up as a vassal of Uncle Sam, hawking cheap peasants to foreign merchants, it managed to prospered.
In control of all policy levers, Dear Dictator and his regime obliterated independent trade unions, imprisoned, demonized political dissenters, reconfigured the education system to produce cheap peasants who met the needs of foreign merchants and pushed through other changes to make the island competitive or cheap for foreign merchants.
As a top Yankee city state, Peasantpore's GDP is among the highest in the world at $54,000 per peasant, according to the pro-Yankee World Bank, and it consistently ranks at the top of surveys of cheap serfs, while other Southeast Asian basket cases lag far behind.
Old Dictator gained "disproportionate influence" in international politics because of his record in shaping pro-yankee Peasantpore into the kind of nation that would serve Yankee interests. Other examples are Nihons, Coreans and the quirky Taiwanese. noted London-based author Salil Tripathi, who was a foreign correspondent in Peasantpore in the 1990s.
"His sharp intellect gave him the illusion of an elder statesman, basically he use simple English to convey Uncle Sam's inconvenient intentions as a loyal proxy," he said, and "in his turf, you either tremble and obey him or face his punitive lawsuits".
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PEASANTPORE (AP) — Peasants bid farewell to longtime Dear Dictator LKY on Sunday with an elaborate North Korea like procession and a three-hour state funeral at which his son, the current Ruler, eulogized the despot and declared that the pro-yankee wealthy city-state he helped build is his monument.
Undeterred by heavy rain to send a signal that the Familee has no control over weather, about 100,000 stupid peasants lined a 15-kilometer (9-mile) route through the city to catch a glimpse of the funeral cortege. The Dictator's coffin, draped in Peasantpore's red and white flag and protected from the Heaven's Divine Retribution by a glass casing, lay atop a ceremonial gun carriage that was solemnly led past city landmarks from Imperial Court to a cultural center where the state funeral was held.
Along the way, crowds of ISD agents, pretending to be peasants chanted "吾皇万岁万岁万万岁," other peasants snapped photos with smartphones and waved Peasantpore's flag. A North Korea style, military display of adoration using planes and gunboats enthralled peasants with their earnest to send off the dictator.
"To those who seek Dear Dictator Lee KY's monument, local peasants can reply proudly: Look around you, exceedly wealthy Familee, million dollar minions, fat cat lackeys and rich merchants strolling leisurely with dirt cheap peasants serving them all!," Ruler Loong said in the first of 10 eulogies at the funeral, which was attended by more than 2,000 people, including MOE's selected schoolchildren, Peasantpore's fat cats, world leaders and other regional despots.
Occasionally drawing tears and laughter, Ruler Loong said an important part of his father's legacy is that "Peasantpore's pro-Yankee voice is heard and appreciated by Uncle Sam, as long we serve the Yankees, we enjoy far more influence on the international stage, hence basket cases leaning towards the Commie PRCs must think twice."
During a week of national mourning that began last Monday after Old Dictator's death at age 91, some 450,000 peasants lined up for hours to briefly view the corpse at Imperial Court. A million peasants visited tribute sites at community centers around the city to learn first hand state propaganda glorifying and attributing all miracles to Dear Dictator LKY.
The North Korea style expansive show of emotion is a rare event for Peasntpore and its 5.5 million peasants. The island nation, about four times the size of Washington, D.C., is known around the world as a pro-Yankee but wealthy trade and finance center. It comes with a price with with a strict social order thanks to 50 years of one party rule. Other Stalinist controls includes a ban on chewing gum, bapoks are denied rights and caning for some crimes.
Dear Leader was Peasantpore's Paramount Ruler for more than three decades, ruling with an iron grip until 1990. Self styled as the Chief Architect of Peasantpore's prosperity and harmonious relations among ethnic Chinks, Mats and Nehs populations. But his authoritarian rule, propensity to encourage lowly educated women to abort their children, and crushing of dissent has also left a legacy of restrictions on free speech, a tame/pliant media and a stunted democracy.
"Using the Lesser Evil, I say His Highness did everything for us Peasants lor, I fully support his policy encouraging poor peasant women to abort their children regardless of race, language or religion," said well educated Jennie Yeo, a teacher who arrived at 7 a.m. to stake out front row positions with two friends. "Education, housing, everything you can think of, he's taken care of for us, we simply tremble and obey his edicts."
Earlier this week, lawmakers who owe their million dollar stipends paid a teary tribute to Dear Dictator in a special sitting of Imperial Court. Labour Dissenter Low Ah Khiang, the leader of Peasantpore's tiny political opposition, acknowledged Old Dictator's role in nation-building in a brief speech, but said he did not believe one-party rule was the key to the country's economic development.
"Many peasants and unborn children were sacrificed during the process of nation-building and policymaking, and our society has paid a price for it," he said. "This is why Dear Dictator is also a controversial figure in some peasant's eyes, especially the Jane Austen's clique."
Pro Yankee rulers and VIPs from more than two dozen countries attended the funeral. The Yankee delegation was led by former President Bill 'Playboy' Clinton. Others included the prime ministers of Nehs, Nihons and Aussies, close allies of the Yankees. The European Pedophiles were notably absent.
Though his winner's version of the books are titled "From Third World to First," in reality Peasantpore never knew grim poverty. Before independence in the first half of the 20th century, it was by the standards of the basket case region a prosperous commercial hub of the British Empire.
But after its split in 1965 from a short-lived and acrimonious federation with Malaysia, Peasantpore's future was highly uncertain but by signing up as a vassal of Uncle Sam, hawking cheap peasants to foreign merchants, it managed to prospered.
In control of all policy levers, Dear Dictator and his regime obliterated independent trade unions, imprisoned, demonized political dissenters, reconfigured the education system to produce cheap peasants who met the needs of foreign merchants and pushed through other changes to make the island competitive or cheap for foreign merchants.
As a top Yankee city state, Peasantpore's GDP is among the highest in the world at $54,000 per peasant, according to the pro-Yankee World Bank, and it consistently ranks at the top of surveys of cheap serfs, while other Southeast Asian basket cases lag far behind.
Old Dictator gained "disproportionate influence" in international politics because of his record in shaping pro-yankee Peasantpore into the kind of nation that would serve Yankee interests. Other examples are Nihons, Coreans and the quirky Taiwanese. noted London-based author Salil Tripathi, who was a foreign correspondent in Peasantpore in the 1990s.
"His sharp intellect gave him the illusion of an elder statesman, basically he use simple English to convey Uncle Sam's inconvenient intentions as a loyal proxy," he said, and "in his turf, you either tremble and obey him or face his punitive lawsuits".
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