I'm more afraid of flaccidity than death. Once flaccidity sets in, your character changes. You become extremely insecure, and the inadvertent outcome of feeling insecure is you wish everyone is like you. You know you no longer have what it takes to attract a woman, or even if a woman is attracted to your exterior posture you are afraid she will eventually ditch you when your flaccidity is exposed.
So in order to camouflage your flaccidity, you go to kopitiams and sian beer aunties pretending to be virile, and call every man younger than you uncle in the hope that more young men will join your category and in the process make yourself appear normal.