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H1N1 swine flu survival kit 101

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Alfrescian
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1. quit your job or fire your stinking boss
so you dont have to leave your house, if you must go to work,
pick up a healthy habit of cycling to work

2. Dont take mrt, if you must
stand at the front of the train (where the driver is), if a h1n1 carrier board the train, the virus will be blown to the back of the train.,DONT sit on the chair , lest the next person is so 'sick' that he/she has to sit down. if you are hyoper pananoid, pls your own oxygen breathing kit.

3. dont take Taxi,
many taxi go to the airport to 'collect' all the h1n1 virus
if the last passenger has it, then u kena

4. dont stand near a PAP minister, these people are well travel and come into contact with many people in one day

5. if you have a normal headache, dont see a GP, that is where all the H1N1 virus carrier are.just take panadol and pray to god

6. dont keep thinking about getting the h1n1 virus, according to the movie 'the secret' the more you think (give it focus) about something, the more it will make manifest..so think happy baby, if that is what delights you (the secret is based on quantum physics)

7. dont go to a church, if one church menmber has it, you will have it also, they believ in sharing everything. if you must pray , pray in the toilet, God is everywhere and hear your prayer

8. dont go to a crowded mall, commonsense will tell you why you should not be there
 
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