Guys, we need to show more appreciation to our sperm.

[blackmondy]

For every kid you have, millions other didn't make it. That is a damn sobering thought.
That probably also explained why we are so repulsive towards soiled kotex.

 

[laksaboy]

Some women are sperm bandits, they will milk you dry, prevent you from pulling out or poke holes in your condom.

 

[Cottonmouth]

Some women are sperm bandits, they will milk you dry, prevent you from pulling out or poke holes in your condom.

They must be flogged after sex.

 

[zhihau]

Some women are sperm bandits, they will milk you dry, prevent you from pulling out or poke holes in your condom.

夺命剪刀脚！ They kiap you and interlock their legs till you can’t break free just right before you ejaculate!

 

[Cottonmouth]

Find this slut, she's a connoisseur of sperms.

 

[Linglinglonglong]

Sg is suffering from that 1 sperm tat got away tat fateful night from lky's ball. Should flog her CB

 

[Balls2U]

Sg is suffering from that 1 sperm tat got away tat fateful night from lky's ball. Should flog her CB

That's only half the tragedy. The other half have to blame it on a certain Mr. Ho from Bolehland, whose one sperm escaped to become an ugly cunt who dressed like a typical ah soh.

 

[Linglinglonglong]

U mean Mr Kwa?

 

[nightsafari]

夺命剪刀脚！ They kiap you and interlock their legs till you can’t break free just right before you ejaculate!

before or during??

 

[glockman]

夺命剪刀脚！ They kiap you and interlock their legs till you can’t break free just right before you ejaculate!

before or during??

Or they get you drunk and rape every ounce of semen from your balls. It happened to me, too many times to remember.

 

[nightsafari]

Or they get you drunk and rape every ounce of semen from your balls. It happened to me, too many times to remember.

you must've really set them on fire with desire!

 

[zhihau]

before or during??

all sorts of permutations, really

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

For every kid you have, millions other didn't make it. That is a damn sobering thought.
That probably also explained why we are so repulsive towards soiled kotex.

No.
We need to show more appreciation to ourselves. We are the result of one sperm in millions surviving the long journey up the CCB.
We are survivors.
We are fighters.
We reached our goal when millions failed.
We stand alone when millions fell.
We are strong.
We are precious.

 

[winners]

For every kid you have, millions other didn't make it. That is a damn sobering thought.
That probably also explained why we are so repulsive towards soiled kotex.

This reminded me of an investment seminar which I had attended. The speaker was saying that he met one investor who lost tremendously in his investments and claimed himself to be a loser. The speaker then told him: "Obviously, you are not because amongst the millions "swimming" towards the egg, you are the only one who had came in first."

 

[nightsafari]

No.
We need to show more appreciation to ourselves. We are the result of one sperm in millions surviving the long journey up the CCB.
We are survivors.
We are fighters.
We reached our goal when millions failed.
We stand alone when millions fell.
We are strong.
We are precious.

dont you mean we=your father's sperm?

 

[myfoot123]

That means, one fuck is not enough to get pregnant. CB needs at least a couple dozen fucks per month. No wonder people said must eat more alkaline food to prevent sperm from being attacked.

 

[birdie69]

Find this slut, she's a connoisseur of sperms.

Yes, this old Zoe likes to swallow it

 

[blackmondy]

Covided sperm = covided baby.

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

dont you mean we=your father's sperm?

But that one sperm from Dot's father became Dot. Same for everyone. So it is "we".

 

[eatshitndie]

better still. monozygotic conception. 2 identical twins for the price of 1 fuck. 1 in 69 cases.