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Guys, can you fix economy?

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http://tnp.sg/news/story/0,4136,209912,00.html?

Electrico offers the young Singaporean's take on SM Goh Chok Tong's challenges that we face

Guys, can you fix economy?
August 09, 2009




How to maintain high economic growth and improve living standards?

Desmond: 'Invest more smartly.'

David: 'Be more creative in attracting investors.'


How to convince Singaporeans their lives will get better?

David: 'Tell Singaporeans we are going through this as a nation, not as individuals.'

How to satisfy transport demands of the next generation?

Desmond: 'Have a cocktail bar in the MRT.'

David: 'Make public transport hip because we will eventually reach a point where there is no more space for cars on our roads.'

William: 'Er... Okay. But I'll still be driving.'

How to design job training programmes and wage supplement schemes for low-income older workers.

Desmond: 'Not discriminate against the old.'

How to get younger Singaporeans to marry and have children?

William: 'More bonuses.'

David: 'Genetically modify Singaporean girls to be more 'chio' (pretty in Hokkien)!'

How to support the growing elderly population?

Desmond: 'Do more to encourage respect for the elderly because now, all I see are posters on the MRT asking us to give up seats for the elderly.'

How to deal with scarce land resources?

Desmond: 'Build islands like what Dubai is doing.'

William: 'Or have underwater home projects.'

David: 'Or genetically modify Singaporeans to be smaller.'

How to bond Singaporeans overseas to their homeland?

David: 'Focus less on the economy and more on our eccentricities.'
 

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... Guys, can you fix economy? ...
nobody can fix tings betta than dat fella who, nt 2 long ago, tok abt spending big time on fixing opposition ... bet he can fix almost anyting ... ask him 2 fix it la ... wait! ... but datz oso his job woh! ... :eek:
 
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potato29

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nobody can fix tings betta than dat fella who, nt 2 long ago, tok abt spending big time on fixing opposition ... bet he can fix almost anyting ... ask him 2 fix it la ... wait! ... but datz oso his job woh! ... :eek:

u wait looong looong lah.:biggrin: he fix u first.
 
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