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PEASANTPORE: Gracie Fu Manchu blames peasants for marriage and parenthood woes - not high cost of living.
Minion in the Ruler Loong's Office Gracie Fu Manchu said the package of baby bonuses and subsidies will be reduced and now peasant parents must cough up more money for having peasant children.
Minion Gracie Fu Manchu was speaking to stupid peasants at an outdoor dialogue at the end of a staged peasant community visit to Yew Tee.
Today, a 'middle-income' peasant couple with two peasant children in Peasantpore can get over S$80,000 in benefits till their younger child turns seven years old. That's S$20,000 in Baby Bonus cash and co-savings, S$53,000 in infant care and child care subsidies, and S$10,000 in tax savings. Other benefits include four months of paid maternity leave per child for mothers, and six days of paid child care leave every year for both mom and dad.
The regime recovers the costs by jacking up bird cage prices. Peasants understands they have to pay more than $300,000-500,000 per cost price $150,000 pigeonhole. This bird cage business presents fat cat profits for Ruler Loong. Other peasants pay more of they buy condos or cars as they pay stamp duties or CoEs. There are many other ways for Ruler Loong to recover the costs e.g. fare, tax, utilities hikes and levies.
But Ms Gracie Fu Manchu said it's not about the money as the regime has found a solution for the low birth rate, cheap imports for foreign peasants.
Gracie Fu Manchu said: "Lumpar, who says family values must be the starting point? KNNCCB no need for peasants have their own families, because we going to follow Dubai and import legions of cheap labourers for merchants."
Peasant Representative for Chua Chu Kang GRC Smart Alex Yummy said having the dialogue at an open-air spot in the centre of Limbang Shopping Centre is a cheap solution and the cock-up audio system prevented stupid peasants from asking tough questions to make Gracie Fu Manchu look like a baboon.
Lackey Yummy said: "Clever right, we got a lively crowd, brings families together on the weekend. Use open air cheap audio system and lan lan nobody can ask too many difficult questions, hee hee hee."
"If we use CCs, the air-con will make the lumpar netizens gather in full force and fire rapid series of tough questions that are beyond the wayang sessions, so I think this informal setting helped us reduce the tension lor," Ms Gracie Fu Manchu added.
A peasant student from Pioneer Junior College said: "Our Asiatic school work is knn meat grinder and rote-learning system, memorise and memorise without any depth. Regime is happy because it produce cheap indolent drones for merchants lor. Lan lan what to do? With Ruler Loong in power, things cannot change.....If we adopt Nordic style education, arty farty peasant students will begin to challenge the regime's evil social policies and give him tons of problems."
Some brave peasants raised a usual 'in-my-backyard' questions from a hawker centre for Yew Tee. The more arty farty ones tried to talk about education in schools, and nursing homes for Peasantpore's ageing population. A peasant student also asked if the regime would consider schemes to address the growing number of bapoks and official matchmaker for other singles.
Speaking to reporters after the dialogue, Gracie Fu Manchu said there are mixed views about regime's intervention in this area.
She said: "KNN, bapoks, we still maintain 'don't ask, don't tell' policy. Bapoks want to poke each other, please stay in your homes and do not treat Changi as a make out spot. For single peasants, got some lumpar people ask Ruler Loong to bring the Social Development Unit (SDU) back. The peasant ladies just want to stay single and live off their annunities (provided the system does not bankrupt itself) but the male peasants want free sex and the poorer ones may consider cheaper. PRCs or Viets."
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PEASANTPORE: Gracie Fu Manchu blames peasants for marriage and parenthood woes - not high cost of living.
Minion in the Ruler Loong's Office Gracie Fu Manchu said the package of baby bonuses and subsidies will be reduced and now peasant parents must cough up more money for having peasant children.
Minion Gracie Fu Manchu was speaking to stupid peasants at an outdoor dialogue at the end of a staged peasant community visit to Yew Tee.
Today, a 'middle-income' peasant couple with two peasant children in Peasantpore can get over S$80,000 in benefits till their younger child turns seven years old. That's S$20,000 in Baby Bonus cash and co-savings, S$53,000 in infant care and child care subsidies, and S$10,000 in tax savings. Other benefits include four months of paid maternity leave per child for mothers, and six days of paid child care leave every year for both mom and dad.
The regime recovers the costs by jacking up bird cage prices. Peasants understands they have to pay more than $300,000-500,000 per cost price $150,000 pigeonhole. This bird cage business presents fat cat profits for Ruler Loong. Other peasants pay more of they buy condos or cars as they pay stamp duties or CoEs. There are many other ways for Ruler Loong to recover the costs e.g. fare, tax, utilities hikes and levies.
But Ms Gracie Fu Manchu said it's not about the money as the regime has found a solution for the low birth rate, cheap imports for foreign peasants.
Gracie Fu Manchu said: "Lumpar, who says family values must be the starting point? KNNCCB no need for peasants have their own families, because we going to follow Dubai and import legions of cheap labourers for merchants."
Peasant Representative for Chua Chu Kang GRC Smart Alex Yummy said having the dialogue at an open-air spot in the centre of Limbang Shopping Centre is a cheap solution and the cock-up audio system prevented stupid peasants from asking tough questions to make Gracie Fu Manchu look like a baboon.
Lackey Yummy said: "Clever right, we got a lively crowd, brings families together on the weekend. Use open air cheap audio system and lan lan nobody can ask too many difficult questions, hee hee hee."
"If we use CCs, the air-con will make the lumpar netizens gather in full force and fire rapid series of tough questions that are beyond the wayang sessions, so I think this informal setting helped us reduce the tension lor," Ms Gracie Fu Manchu added.
A peasant student from Pioneer Junior College said: "Our Asiatic school work is knn meat grinder and rote-learning system, memorise and memorise without any depth. Regime is happy because it produce cheap indolent drones for merchants lor. Lan lan what to do? With Ruler Loong in power, things cannot change.....If we adopt Nordic style education, arty farty peasant students will begin to challenge the regime's evil social policies and give him tons of problems."
Some brave peasants raised a usual 'in-my-backyard' questions from a hawker centre for Yew Tee. The more arty farty ones tried to talk about education in schools, and nursing homes for Peasantpore's ageing population. A peasant student also asked if the regime would consider schemes to address the growing number of bapoks and official matchmaker for other singles.
Speaking to reporters after the dialogue, Gracie Fu Manchu said there are mixed views about regime's intervention in this area.
She said: "KNN, bapoks, we still maintain 'don't ask, don't tell' policy. Bapoks want to poke each other, please stay in your homes and do not treat Changi as a make out spot. For single peasants, got some lumpar people ask Ruler Loong to bring the Social Development Unit (SDU) back. The peasant ladies just want to stay single and live off their annunities (provided the system does not bankrupt itself) but the male peasants want free sex and the poorer ones may consider cheaper. PRCs or Viets."
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