let see...
lst we have the chilli craps fr lau goh.
last round, MEE SIAM MAI HUM gave many food poisoning and diarrhoea. no wonder the apology this GE,
then we had minister's pay measured by number of plates of char kuay teow - again from the gluttonous greedy lau goh
who can forget PEANUTZ!! from the nkf's fiasco. imagine $600K is PEANUTS...tsk..tsk. VERY CHEK ARK!!
lau huay goh blurted fr her airhead. later PEANUTZ farts fr her polluted and stank the whole island. ah geok, her best friend stiletto booted her out of her money-churning factory law firm. lau goh apologised with much desired sincerity.
prataman increased his prices for his exorbitant pratas by $800k+.parliament approved. bet they increased theirs by leaps and bounds too. so everyone in the pap administration damn bloody happy. peasants are screwed, squeezed and sucked dry.
now, famous national whinner and official funeral crier lim suay suay comes up with ROJAK. all opps are rojak! but we know that opp's rojaks can be very tasty at least we do not have to pay dearly to eat that in restaurants. it's commonly available at all hawker centres
unlike the oldman indulging with his whole tribe in ivory tower in the sky lavishing themselves with the freshest catch from japan. things like sturgeons, caviars, sharksfin, truffles....etc served up by their own personal balls carrying chef. if he could serve balls, he would. but that'd too obviously obscene and X-rated.
and so now the same question fr vivian the bitch:
how much money do you want? do you want to have your 3 meals in restaurants or hawker centres?
and some young bitchfrom an mp's kennel would like to bark:
get the hell out of my elitist face , you loser!!
that leaves voters now fully refreshed i hope. do u still want to be mocked upon when the money paid to you is actually YOUR OWN MONEY??
no neh...OF COURSE NOT!! then what should u do? right on!!
VOTE THEM OUT! JUST DO IT!!
lst we have the chilli craps fr lau goh.
last round, MEE SIAM MAI HUM gave many food poisoning and diarrhoea. no wonder the apology this GE,
then we had minister's pay measured by number of plates of char kuay teow - again from the gluttonous greedy lau goh
who can forget PEANUTZ!! from the nkf's fiasco. imagine $600K is PEANUTS...tsk..tsk. VERY CHEK ARK!!
lau huay goh blurted fr her airhead. later PEANUTZ farts fr her polluted and stank the whole island. ah geok, her best friend stiletto booted her out of her money-churning factory law firm. lau goh apologised with much desired sincerity.
prataman increased his prices for his exorbitant pratas by $800k+.parliament approved. bet they increased theirs by leaps and bounds too. so everyone in the pap administration damn bloody happy. peasants are screwed, squeezed and sucked dry.
now, famous national whinner and official funeral crier lim suay suay comes up with ROJAK. all opps are rojak! but we know that opp's rojaks can be very tasty at least we do not have to pay dearly to eat that in restaurants. it's commonly available at all hawker centres
unlike the oldman indulging with his whole tribe in ivory tower in the sky lavishing themselves with the freshest catch from japan. things like sturgeons, caviars, sharksfin, truffles....etc served up by their own personal balls carrying chef. if he could serve balls, he would. but that'd too obviously obscene and X-rated.
and so now the same question fr vivian the bitch:
how much money do you want? do you want to have your 3 meals in restaurants or hawker centres?
and some young bitchfrom an mp's kennel would like to bark:
get the hell out of my elitist face , you loser!!
that leaves voters now fully refreshed i hope. do u still want to be mocked upon when the money paid to you is actually YOUR OWN MONEY??
no neh...OF COURSE NOT!! then what should u do? right on!!
VOTE THEM OUT! JUST DO IT!!
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