Foreign Worker Lodging Affair
Most peasants forgot the silly fiasco when Marboro Tan, faced with a difficult problem of providing staff lodgings to foreign peasants (nehs, tiongs) found a victim in Boy George. Marboro reasoned since Aljunied is the red light districts, the peasants will not mind the foreign worker lodgings. The foreign worker lodgings ended up in a semi-posh estate and the self styled Serangoon bohemians howl in protest. They appealed to Boy George who was unable to move Marboro Tan from his silly plan. Instead Marboro's goons proposed a queer plan to seal off the quarters and impose mindef guard duty systems to protect the middle upper crust bohemians. That created resentment and many Aljunied peasants realised despite presence of paper tiger minions, they are unable force foreign peasants out, solving other problems will be foregone conclusion.
Unpopular Feudal Lord Labia Lips Lim and Phua - Chair Throwing Affair
Arse Loong praised Labia Lips Lim as a sly baboon who cleverly defended his papa and wife losses in GIC and Temasick. Mouthpiece markets Phua as peasants' grassroot leaders. However paper is unable to contain fire. Labia Lips Lim is a paper tiger and her low IQ and EQ when her silly salvo to frame Labour's LTK went off tangent and boomberang to her cunt. Phua was unmasked as a Manchus style dowager who often scolds peasants during Meet the Peasants Session. This further explained their low support from peasants during the 2006 procedural elections. Both shrews refused to adapt and shed their feudal lord mentality, evident when they order the Gestapo to arrest a mentally disturbed teen during a ill-fated meet the peasants session. It appears after heaping insults on the teen and his mom over public assistance, the teen threw a chair at a door in frustration and was arrested by the poodle by midnight. Labia Lips refused to forgive the peasant and assured the peasant mother that the police and kangaroo courts will take punitive actions against them.
In the Ivory Tower Zainal
Life is good for an expensive rubber stamp who rode into Parliament, thanks to the preferential affirmative action. He spends his time pretending to solve peasants problem by showing his material form but is totally ineffective in proposing solutions. He is also noted for his mute response when Old Autocrat suggests Mats are not loyal to the regime.
Free Gift Ong - another paper tiger who was parachuted into the GRC. His papa, as a Barisan Socialist con-man was immensely proud of his son's ascendancy and play the old Chink trick of assenting his son to be a traitor of the peasants at his death bed. Old and Young Autocrat thought Aljunied was safe if LTK stayed at Hougang. Hence they decided to give Ong a good rough assignment to toughen his arse when they realised the other parachute troopers will have an easier time.
As you can see that the four free gifts relied on Boy George's stature as a foreign ministry minion to get a free ride. Hence they have little incentives to serve peasants and spend much of their time pleasing Paramount Leader and pretending to be concerned with Peasants using Mouthpiece as a free PR machine. Their hollow reputations and inability became apparent when real problems cropped up (see above). Hence it is small wonder they were given a good beating when peasants are fed up with their antics.
Most peasants forgot the silly fiasco when Marboro Tan, faced with a difficult problem of providing staff lodgings to foreign peasants (nehs, tiongs) found a victim in Boy George. Marboro reasoned since Aljunied is the red light districts, the peasants will not mind the foreign worker lodgings. The foreign worker lodgings ended up in a semi-posh estate and the self styled Serangoon bohemians howl in protest. They appealed to Boy George who was unable to move Marboro Tan from his silly plan. Instead Marboro's goons proposed a queer plan to seal off the quarters and impose mindef guard duty systems to protect the middle upper crust bohemians. That created resentment and many Aljunied peasants realised despite presence of paper tiger minions, they are unable force foreign peasants out, solving other problems will be foregone conclusion.
Unpopular Feudal Lord Labia Lips Lim and Phua - Chair Throwing Affair
Arse Loong praised Labia Lips Lim as a sly baboon who cleverly defended his papa and wife losses in GIC and Temasick. Mouthpiece markets Phua as peasants' grassroot leaders. However paper is unable to contain fire. Labia Lips Lim is a paper tiger and her low IQ and EQ when her silly salvo to frame Labour's LTK went off tangent and boomberang to her cunt. Phua was unmasked as a Manchus style dowager who often scolds peasants during Meet the Peasants Session. This further explained their low support from peasants during the 2006 procedural elections. Both shrews refused to adapt and shed their feudal lord mentality, evident when they order the Gestapo to arrest a mentally disturbed teen during a ill-fated meet the peasants session. It appears after heaping insults on the teen and his mom over public assistance, the teen threw a chair at a door in frustration and was arrested by the poodle by midnight. Labia Lips refused to forgive the peasant and assured the peasant mother that the police and kangaroo courts will take punitive actions against them.
In the Ivory Tower Zainal
Life is good for an expensive rubber stamp who rode into Parliament, thanks to the preferential affirmative action. He spends his time pretending to solve peasants problem by showing his material form but is totally ineffective in proposing solutions. He is also noted for his mute response when Old Autocrat suggests Mats are not loyal to the regime.
Free Gift Ong - another paper tiger who was parachuted into the GRC. His papa, as a Barisan Socialist con-man was immensely proud of his son's ascendancy and play the old Chink trick of assenting his son to be a traitor of the peasants at his death bed. Old and Young Autocrat thought Aljunied was safe if LTK stayed at Hougang. Hence they decided to give Ong a good rough assignment to toughen his arse when they realised the other parachute troopers will have an easier time.
As you can see that the four free gifts relied on Boy George's stature as a foreign ministry minion to get a free ride. Hence they have little incentives to serve peasants and spend much of their time pleasing Paramount Leader and pretending to be concerned with Peasants using Mouthpiece as a free PR machine. Their hollow reputations and inability became apparent when real problems cropped up (see above). Hence it is small wonder they were given a good beating when peasants are fed up with their antics.
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