Funny things that happened during this year's 'A' Level exams

[Tylenol]

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By thin-s-

With the exam season almost concluding, I thought I'd create a compilation citing outright odd/wtf/hilarious moments which transpired during the actual 'A' Levels (these courtesy of close friends' firsthand happenstances) in an attempt to ease the still ever so studious mood prevalent amongst my esteemed peers. Here goes:

1. Some dude who was suffering from food poisoning reverse peristalted everything within him aka puked all over his damn H1 Economics answer booklet.

2. Gal brought along 4 graphic calculators, 4 scientific calculators, helluva lot of batteries plus a screwdriver for both H2 Maths papers.

3. This bloke started laughing away all of a sudden during GP paper 1, his laughter thereafter transitioning to loud moans - suffice to say, his ass got royally tossed out.

4. Someone’s unmuted phone rang by accident during an ongoing exam session, palpably broadcasting Dora the Explorer theme song to all and sundry again and again...and again. Guess what? Said phone belonged to a guy.​

5. A candidate legitimately forgot about placing his bag at the side or back of the hall as instructed, having it with him instead throughout the entire sitting - he was called out by an invigilator towards the end. Based on my understanding, he might be slapped with a T(terminated) grade.

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[Cs101]

students study until brain short circuit liao

 

[steffychun]

Any have sex in the toilet?

 

[Ralders]

Sg education system is ass fuck siong

 

[winners]

Any have sex in the toilet?

YOU BASTARD CHAO CHEE BYE CHAR BOR, YOU WANT ME TO FUCK YOUR STINKING AND LEAKING CHEE BYE IN THE TOILET. COME TO MEET ME LAH.

 

[A Singaporean]

Why even bother ? All the As will not make a dent. All Sinkies will still be driving grab.

 

[Nymphomania]

Why even bother ? All the As will not make a dent. All Sinkies will still be driving grab.

Amen brotha, AMEN.

 

[Balls2U]

A Levels is the most useless qualifications ever. Only a stepping stone to uni. On its own, it won't get you anywhere in your career.

 

[Nymphomania]

A Levels is the most useless qualifications ever. Only a stepping stone to uni. On its own, it won't get you anywhere in your career.

unlike the universally accepted Uptron diploma!