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Funniest predictions of our times

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I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
- Thomas J. Watson, 1943, Chairman of the Board of IBM

It doesn't matter what he does, he will never amount to anything.
- Albert Einstein's teacher to his father, 1895

It will be years - not in my time - before a woman will become Prime Minister.
- Margaret Thatcher, 1974

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a
means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us.
- Western Union internal memo, 1876

We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out.
- Decca Recording Co. rejecting the Beatles, 1962

Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?
- H. M. Warner, Warner Brothers, 1927

640K ought to be enough for anybody.
- Bill Gates, 1981

Louis Pasteur's theory of germs is ridiculous fiction.
- Pierre Pachet, Professor of Physiology at Toulouse, 1872

Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons.
- Popular Mechanics, forecasting the relentless march of science, 1949

We don't need you. You haven't got through college yet.
- Hewlett-Packard's rejection of Steve Jobs, who went on to found Apple Computers

King George II said in 1773 that the American colonies had little stomach for revolution.

An official of the White Star Line, speaking of the firm's newly built flagship, the Titanic,
launched in 1912, declared that the ship was unsinkable.

In 1939 The New York Times said the problem of TV was that people had to glue their
eyes to a screen, and that the average American wouldn't have time for it.

An English astronomy professor said in the early 19th century that air travel at high speed
would be impossible because passengers would suffocate.

Airplanes are interesting toys, but they have no military value.
- Marshal Ferdinand Foch in 1911

With over 50 foreign cars already on sale here, the Japanese auto industry isn't likely to
carve out a big slice of the U.S. market.
- Business Week, 1958

Whatever happens, the U.S. Navy is not going to be caught napping.
- Frank Knox, U.S. Secretary of the Navy, on December 4, 1941

Stocks have reached what looks like a permanently high plateau.
- Irving Fisher, Professor of Economics, Yale University, October 16, 1929.
 
"Mee Siam Mai Hum" ( eating Mee Siam without the cockles) LHL
 
This is even funnier, Goal 2010... From your sinkie govt. I wonder sinkieland can put anyone in the world cup.
 
This is even funnier, Goal 2010... From your sinkie govt. I wonder sinkieland can put anyone in the world cup.

Swiss living standards for Singaporeans by 1999.
- Goh Chok Tong, 1991.
 
"Mee Siam Mai Hum" ( eating Mee Siam without the cockles) LHL

you never eat mee siam before? mee siam where got hum?

(mee siam = mee hon + tiny chunks of tau gua + mee sian soup + half hard boiled egg or full hard boiled egg)
 
... you have to pay the market rate or the man will up stakes and join Morgan Stanley, Lehman Brothers or Goldman Sachs and you would have an incompetent man and you would have lost money by the billions ...

... your asset values will disappear, your apartments will be worth a fraction of what it is, your jobs will be in peril, your security will be at risk and our women will become maids in other persons' countries - foreign workers ...
 
you never eat mee siam before? mee siam where got hum?

(mee siam = mee hon + tiny chunks of tau gua + mee sian soup + half hard boiled egg or full hard boiled egg)

Every body knows ( local SINgaporeaqns) that Mee Siam doesn't come with hum....only Laksa with hum ( some), Char kway teow with hum..and women comes with hum...( hah hah)...:rolleyes:

That is why I say it was the funniest predictions of our times.."mee Siam, ami hum"...:D
 
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