Peasantpore: The 14 finalists of have been revealed.
The flesh traders, pretending to be this year's Miss Universe Peasantpore sneered the calibre of contestants keeps getting better with bapoks invited for next year's competition.
Fourteen leggy peasant ladies from undergraduates, to an entrepreneur, and a marine fuel trader - all vying for the top spot of becoming the next Miss Universe Peasantpore.
Part time high society madame Errol Pang, organiser of the pageant and also president & CEO of Derrol Flesh Trader crowed: "As I learn from each pageant, I think more and more bimbos are coming forward and they're not shying away from beauty pageants. And every year, I am harvesting more willing bimbos who will service rich Anglo-saxons and PRC Pandas."
One bimbo Vanessa Tan is a former Miss Peasantpore Universe finalist and has been training the contestants in the fabled Neh Neh Kama Sutra.
Kama Sutra expert Venessa Tan exclaimed: "This year was more interesting because we have PRC pandas requesting for local meat. We are using this show to showcase local gals to rich PRC Pandas who are wary of using PRC KTV gals after the sorry incident involving Ma Chi."
Social escort wannabe Sharmaine Toh, student and a finalist, said: "I'm actually neh, mat and chink. I am better than that Half Breed Viv, he starves eldery, feed dog dog to YOG volunteers, make you children stand in hot sun and rains to welcome VIPs, but i only open legs for rich PRC Pandas or horny ang mohs.
"You see PRC Pandas want those with exotic looks and I am going to showcase my various Asiatic heritage".
The local pageant comes on the will allow transgender women to participate in the Miss Universe pageant for the first time, from next year.
Brothel owner Penelope Pang, director, Flesh Traders, said: "A lot of them rich Ang-Mohs want transgenders as paedophile leanings will be bad in Peasantpore given the current climate against paedophiles."
The flesh traders, pretending to be this year's Miss Universe Peasantpore sneered the calibre of contestants keeps getting better with bapoks invited for next year's competition.
Fourteen leggy peasant ladies from undergraduates, to an entrepreneur, and a marine fuel trader - all vying for the top spot of becoming the next Miss Universe Peasantpore.
Part time high society madame Errol Pang, organiser of the pageant and also president & CEO of Derrol Flesh Trader crowed: "As I learn from each pageant, I think more and more bimbos are coming forward and they're not shying away from beauty pageants. And every year, I am harvesting more willing bimbos who will service rich Anglo-saxons and PRC Pandas."
One bimbo Vanessa Tan is a former Miss Peasantpore Universe finalist and has been training the contestants in the fabled Neh Neh Kama Sutra.
Kama Sutra expert Venessa Tan exclaimed: "This year was more interesting because we have PRC pandas requesting for local meat. We are using this show to showcase local gals to rich PRC Pandas who are wary of using PRC KTV gals after the sorry incident involving Ma Chi."
Social escort wannabe Sharmaine Toh, student and a finalist, said: "I'm actually neh, mat and chink. I am better than that Half Breed Viv, he starves eldery, feed dog dog to YOG volunteers, make you children stand in hot sun and rains to welcome VIPs, but i only open legs for rich PRC Pandas or horny ang mohs.
"You see PRC Pandas want those with exotic looks and I am going to showcase my various Asiatic heritage".
The local pageant comes on the will allow transgender women to participate in the Miss Universe pageant for the first time, from next year.
Brothel owner Penelope Pang, director, Flesh Traders, said: "A lot of them rich Ang-Mohs want transgenders as paedophile leanings will be bad in Peasantpore given the current climate against paedophiles."
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