Feeling guilty...

[Mr Perfect]

Yesterday I was at my friend's house, and then her shih tzu puppy chased me, so i started running, and i ran all the way to the balcony and tried to close the door, but the puppy caught up and i trapped it with the door, and it kinda hit the ribcage of that puppy... now my friend is angry and doesn't wanna talk to me and i have to get to my friend through another friend... I heard that the puppy was howling and behaving weirdly last night.. I'm worried that something might happen to the puppy and she will blame me and hate me for life! What should I do?? If i were to buy her a new pup, how much would it cost?? and i feel so guilty for panicking and running since i didnt tell her i have a skin allergy.. :(

 

[silverfox@]

Yesterday I was at my friend's house, and then her shih tzu puppy chased me, so i started running, and i ran all the way to the balcony and tried to close the door, but the puppy caught up and i trapped it with the door, and it kinda hit the ribcage of that puppy... now my friend is angry and doesn't wanna talk to me and i have to get to my friend through another friend... I heard that the puppy was howling and behaving weirdly last night.. I'm worried that something might happen to the puppy and she will blame me and hate me for life! What should I do?? If i were to buy her a new pup, how much would it cost?? and i feel so guilty for panicking and running since i didnt tell her i have a skin allergy.. :(

How about crawling on all fours and let your friend slam the door at your ribcage? I think this will appease her.

 

[kiss]

Yesterday I was at my friend's house, and then her shih tzu puppy chased me, so i started running, and i ran all the way to the balcony and tried to close the door, but the puppy caught up and i trapped it with the door, and it kinda hit the ribcage of that puppy... now my friend is angry and doesn't wanna talk to me and i have to get to my friend through another friend... I heard that the puppy was howling and behaving weirdly last night.. I'm worried that something might happen to the puppy and she will blame me and hate me for life! What should I do?? If i were to buy her a new pup, how much would it cost?? and i feel so guilty for panicking and running since i didnt tell her i have a skin allergy.. :(

Go jump MRT to appease your friend !!! :oIo::oIo::oIo:

 

[jw5]

You should have jumped down from the balcony.
That would have solved all of our problems.

 

[lolabunny]

I think that you can't just buy a pet to replace another pet. Gosh you guys are so insensitive!
It's not just another dog. Dogs are man's best friends.

You should have offered to take the puppy to a vet! I would have.

 

[red amoeba]

Yesterday I was at my friend's house, and then her shih tzu puppy chased me, so i started running, and i ran all the way to the balcony and tried to close the door, but the puppy caught up and i trapped it with the door, and it kinda hit the ribcage of that puppy... now my friend is angry and doesn't wanna talk to me and i have to get to my friend through another friend... I heard that the puppy was howling and behaving weirdly last night.. I'm worried that something might happen to the puppy and she will blame me and hate me for life! What should I do?? If i were to buy her a new pup, how much would it cost?? and i feel so guilty for panicking and running since i didnt tell her i have a skin allergy.. :(

 

[middaydog]

You should have jumped down from the balcony.
That would have solved all of our problems.

jumped already,
unfortunately the friend's unit is on the bloody ground floor

 

[Equalisation]

I have the perfect solution for you. Chop off your cock and feed it to the dog.

 

[SneeringTree]

So let me summarise: You are very rich and successful; your hair is dropping like nobody's business, and you've recently discovered that you are adopted but your adoptive parents treat you very well; but even more recently, you thought of killing yourself and your parents. I am not sure if these suicidal thought is related to the fact that your wife left you or that you have cancer. Now you slam the door on a friend's puppy and feel guilty.

My solution for you: END YOUR MISERABLE LIFE.

 

[krafty]

bad idea! he need the cock to tok!

btw, his posts quite amusing

I have the perfect solution for you. Chop off your cock and feed it to the dog.

 

[Aussie Prick]

What should I do?? If i were to buy her a new pup, how much would it cost?? and i feel so guilty for panicking and running since i didnt tell her i have a skin allergy.. :(

If you are serious and not bluffing there is one man who can help you - Dr Jean Paul Lai at the Animal Recovery Centre. That man can work wonders.

 

[wikiphile]

I suggest you castrate yourself (since you are not a canine) to compensate

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neutering

NBCCB Fruitcake

 

[Balls2U]

Put that puny fart to sleep and you become her new puppy!

 

[Green Light]

So let me summarise: You are very rich and successful; your hair is dropping like nobody's business, and you've recently discovered that you are adopted but your adoptive parents treat you very well; but even more recently, you thought of killing yourself and your parents. I am not sure if these suicidal thought is related to the fact that your wife left you or that you have cancer. Now you slam the door on a friend's puppy and feel guilty.

My solution for you: END YOUR MISERABLE LIFE.

You forgot to mention he also wanted to beat up his friend over $15.80

 

[SneeringTree]

You forgot to mention he also wanted to beat up his friend over $15.80

Oh yes, thank you. It's easy to forget when his life is so extraordinary. Let me recap again:


So let me summarise: You are very rich and successful; your hair is dropping like nobody's business, and you've recently discovered that you are adopted but your adoptive parents treat you very well; but even more recently, you thought of killing yourself and your parents. I am not sure if these suicidal thought is related to the fact that your wife left you or that you have cancer or that your friend owes you $15.80. Now you slam the door on a friend's puppy and feel guilty.

My solution for you: END YOUR MISERABLE LIFE.

 

[lolabunny]

Put that puny fart to sleep and you become her new puppy!

If I ever find out who you are... :oIo:

 

[commoner]

and his fathern and mother die very fast

 

[eQuipment]

the solution for the matter is quite simple,

option 1: just do the following step by step:

1. go to your friend's residence & knock on the door
2. when she answers the door, get on your knees & beg for pardon
3. strip down to your birthday suit & castrate yourself (w/o anesthesia)
4. remove your testicles from you scrotum (w/o anesthesia)
5. get down on all fours & bark like a dog
6. use your amputated prick to sodomize yourself
7. when u're done, pop your testicles in the air & swallow it like mentos advert

dont be alarmed if the poodles come arrest u, bcos they're gonna put u in a straightjacket & send u the shrink at buangkok chalet. :oIo::oIo:

option 2: follow what's been done in this video

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[jw5]

That's a great idea. It would also solve his erectile dysfunction problem.

 

[shOUTloud]

Oh yes, thank you. It's easy to forget when his life is so extraordinary. Let me recap again:


So let me summarise: You are very rich and successful; your hair is dropping like nobody's business, and you've recently discovered that you are adopted but your adoptive parents treat you very well; but even more recently, you thought of killing yourself and your parents. I am not sure if these suicidal thought is related to the fact that your wife left you or that you have cancer or that your friend owes you $15.80. Now you slam the door on a friend's puppy and feel guilty.

My solution for you: END YOUR MISERABLE LIFE.

There was another thread he was lamenting about erectile dysfunction. I do agree that he should end his miserable life.