Even the Stephen Hawking can't work out the Black Hole known as CB

[Rogue Trader]

Stephen Hawking: Women the biggest mystery in the Universe
Reuters Jan 5, 2012 – 4:53 PM ET | Last Updated: Jan 5, 2012 4:55 PM ET

LONDON — The biggest mystery in the universe perplexing one of the world’s best known scientists is — women.

When New Scientist magazine asked “Brief History of Time” author Stephen Hawking what he thinks about most, the Cambridge University professor renowned for unravelling some of the most complex questions in modern physics answered: “Women. They are a complete mystery.”

The wheelchair-bound Hawking, who only recently retired from a post once held by Isaac Newton, talked to the magazine in the run-up to celebrations for his 70th birthday about his biggest scientific blunder and his hopes for modern science.

Hawking is due to celebrate his 70th birthday on Sunday with a public symposium entitled “The State of the Universe” at the University of Cambridge’s Centre for Theoretical Cosmology.

Hawking heads a list of speakers including British Astronomer Royal Martin Rees, Nobel Prize-winning physicist Saul Perlmutter and Kip Thorne, one of the world’s leading theoretical physicists.

© 2012 Thomson Reuters

 

[laksaboy]

http://news.yahoo.com/women-mystery-british-physicist-hawking-135814776.html

Some comments:

-- Hey Hawk, welcome to the club.

--Understanding a woman is as easy as reading chinese greek

-- Okay, here is my joke about how to deal with women:
There are only two ways to deal with women. An nobody knows either of them

-- I knew that.... I gave up understanding my wife 20 years ago

-- See the smartest man in world can not figure women is there hope for the rest of us men

-- If Hawkins doesn't understand them, we mere morals are so screwed

-- Women are like God. We can't even begin to understand them

-- Like my grandpa always said "Any man who claims to be the head of household is a #$%$ liar."

-- All we men have to understand about women is that, no matter how hard we try, we will never understand them. Many years ago I realized that I could never know just what any woman was thinking -- because they would always change their mind at the last minute. Live with it, guys! There are no acceptable substitutes for women

-- Women are not hard to understand , just give them love and generous allowance and pretend you agree with everything they say and you got it made.

-- show women $$$ and all mystery is gone

-- The mystery of understanding women is simple:
Women don't know themselves and put the pain and blame
of their irregularity and inconsistency on those near to them

 

[eatshitndie]

he cums to that conclusion because he doesn't get the opportunity to fuck one.

 

[@rmadill0]

he cums to that conclusion because he doesn't get the opportunity to fuck one.

really? then where did his wife been getting sex from?

 

[Windsor]

really? then where did his wife been getting sex from?

The tongue muscle the strongest, can lift a woman's legs.

 

[halsey02]

really? then where did his wife been getting sex from?

Woman wants wHOLEsome activities other than sex, but men wants the HOLE some of the time, most of the time, not all the time.

 

[halsey02]

The tongue muscle the strongest, can lift a woman's legs.

After that the brain migrate to the 'dongle' between his legs & that is where TROUBLE starts, after using the tongue musle.

 

[eatshitndie]

really? then where did his wife been getting sex from?

some other men.